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K-Pop Video Confirms TWiT’s Irrelevance on YouTube

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This man still uncertain who Leo Laporte is or  TWiT.tv for that matter

We know most of you guys want TWiT to die, but for the record we find your schadenfroh attitudes absolutely deplorable. Here at TotalDrama we remain deeply saddened by the indications that Leo Laporte and TWiT continue to fall into absolute obscurity.

In a previous post we reported that Leo Laporte’s relevance had steadily declined across the years. And at the beginning of this year we witnessed the exodus of 40% of all sponsors. Right now TWiT is looking nearly as dead as a doornail, but the following #twitlive chat log did catch our interest:

<Truckee> Leo In a YouTube Search for TWIT in browser or AppleTV the real TWIT is 2nd or 3rd after Asian girlie sites of some sort. I haven't clicked on them!
<Tenspeed> Mr.. Wilkenson... I was wondering if you could talk about some speakers called Violet3d. Have you heard of them? Thank you for your wisdom and info.
<Titus> Salut...Bonjour à tout le monde.
<@ScooterX> PGMex: skypeout, Google Voice
<Maverik56> Best Buy is selling the LG Oled B Series at $1,109. And C8 At $1,359. And finally the E8 Series At $1,629. All 55 in Oled tv’s
<Chumly> was just looking at that E8 ad, but not sure what it really offers over the C8
<@ScooterX> Truckee: "Twit Live"
<Truckee> ScooterX just ant TWIT company to know.
<Truckee> ScooterX try it you'll see.
<ericDuckman> i'll settle for a D8
<@ScooterX> Truckee: I am aware
We apologize that we could not find a better picture of “Truckee”

We understand that the average #twitlive user is completely retarded, but if “Truckee” had bothered to click on that girlie video he would have watched something one million times better than anything on TWiT.

Hot Asian angels

It took this TotalDrama writer a month and several boxes of kleenex to determine that the video skewing YouTube’s search results was from Korean pop singer Hwasa (화사). Unlike Leo Laporte we can tell the difference between Asian people.

It appears that “twit” is also the word Koreans use to describe an absolute idiot. Go figure. We hard-coded the YouTube captions into the video for you sons-of-bitches. Enjoy.

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53 thoughts on “K-Pop Video Confirms TWiT’s Irrelevance on YouTube”

  1. Thank you for this brilliant video though I only made it through about ninety seconds.

    Your production skillz are dope as ever Hilton A. Goring and that picture of Truckee looks like he just came into harbor high af on a boat.

    #tyfyc
    #oneass

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  2. Such a beautiful and poingant rendering of that inimitable Global Brain Trust(tm), the TWiT chatroom.

    And it captures the moment when ScootieX, that loveable pile of sinew and festering neurons , became aware.

    History is watching!

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  3. ScooterX is a fucking mothbreather cunt, with his nose so far up Leos asshole he can smell the back of Leo’s throat. Truckee? Just some stupid motherfucker wasting his life away in a dank, pathetic chatroom, trying to be helpful.

    Tip of the hat on the video, fucking brilliant.

    I wonder if Megan Mcgroany sits at home crying to her poor husband and dumps all of her emotional stress by being trapped at having to work for the King BigBalled Leo the leper.

    For years I’ve watched him finger her velvet moist dilly and forcing his obese, retched body onto her nervous, trembling body, sliding his meat pipe into her love cave. You can see it in Leo’s eyes.

    Well with %40 of sponsors hitting the bricks, I can’t wait to see it all come crumbling down. I listened on the Radio for about 15 minutes last week to Leo’s show, I forgot how fucking embarrassing it is, talking to brain dead 70 year olds with HP printer problems.

    Fuck You.

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    1. Don’t worry, Leo’s been busy this morning doing Google searches of TWiT and Leo Laporte and searching Youtube. He’s busy trying to take down anything that comes ahead of him in search. It was sad to see that even with Youtube promoting his TWiTLive account there is rarely more than double digit viewers. Leo may just have to go begging to his ex-wife for a bridge loan while he circles the drain. After all, someone the size of Leo will never go down the drain, he’s just gonna plug it with his rotund body….

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  6. If you ever want to laugh, check the number of views of TWIT videos on YouTube. Most have under 1.000 views days after being posted. I’m amazed they have kept posting to YouTube. As an advertiser, number of views would be the first thing I would look at and they suck

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    1. BH:
      If you ever want to laugh, check the number of views of TWIT videos on YouTube.Most have under 1.000 views days after being posted.I’m amazed they have kept posting to YouTube.As an advertiser, number of views would be the first thing I would look atand they suck

      Yeah, but their big shows probably still have tens or hundreds of thousands of zombie downloads from people who just never un-subbed. No one is watching or listening to these episodes, and they’re being auto-deleted after a couple of weeks, but I’m sure twit still gets some decent download numbers of this. Engagement, however, is pretty non-existent.

      Anyone see that Leo’s back on Twitter? He just can’t seem to stay away.

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  7. TWIT has gone down the tube long ago but this website is going the same route. It used to be somewhat fun to read and frequently updated but now it’s garbage with an average of 1 post every 2 months.

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  9. Without a doubt the most epic video seen on Total Drama.

    And now that Leo has discovered K-pop videos you know he’ll be watching plenty more for “research”.

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  10. Leo,

    Tried to email but no response. What happened to Twit? Kpop bought you out? Numbers are so low, just bots now or video scrapers generating your content?

    Crazy times.

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    1. Set up your own! I bet all the juicy comments are wiped from your shows youtube channel!!! Ifff you have time while not hob-nobbing in the elite social-circles eating caviar on crackers.

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    1. Hugh Jassole:
      I am now hearing TWIT ads on the Podcasts that I listen to… Leo’s burning cash…

      You mean they’re actually advertising their shows on other podcasts? Can you post an example? I don’t think they’ve ever done that… Things must be bad lol. Very humbling if that’s the case

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      1. …or they finally got someone who knows anything about marketing. They should have been advertising back when they were adding new shows. If they promoted Game On at all, maybe it would have had an actual audience. If they actually reached out to Tech TV fans to tell them that Screen Savers was back, they’d have drawn in more viewers…but instead they’ve just relied on telling people WHO ARE ALREADY LISTENING TO TWIT about the new shows. That’s not how to draw in viewers and is severely limiting your reach.
        It’s ABOUT FUCKING TIME they actually advertised!

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        1. Noodles:
          …or they finally got someone who knows anything about marketing. They should have been advertising back when they were adding new shows. If they promoted Game On at all, maybe it would have had an actual audience. If they actually reached out to Tech TV fans to tell them that Screen Savers was back, they’d have drawn in more viewers…but instead they’ve just relied on telling people WHO ARE ALREADY LISTENING TO TWIT about the new shows. That’s not how to draw in viewers and is severely limiting your reach.
          It’s ABOUT FUCKING TIME they actually advertised!

          I agree. But it’s so different from what they’ve ever done that it seems more like a desperate attempt to get more viewers rather than finally understanding how to market.

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    1. Meth:
      Wait!!! They are advertising their shows elsewhere, JAS send an example!

      I heard a few TWIT ads over the last few weeks when listening to podcasts on stitcher. Don’t remember which podcast but when / if I hear it again I will let you know.

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  17. Leo from 1991, haven’t seen a clip of him this young before: https://youtu.be/o11l2_4_GJw

    Because I have no life, I’ve also been watching Leo’s wonderful television efforts in Canada from the mid-2000s. It’s weird seeing all his usual cohort shills like Alex Lindsay and Steve Jibson made the trip to Canada to film segments on a shitty Canadian cable show. I wonder how much they got paid?

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    2. Jimmy Jam:
      Leo from 1991, haven’t seen a clip of him this young before: https://youtu.be/o11l2_4_GJw

      Because I have no life, I’ve also been watching Leo’s wonderful television efforts in Canada from the mid-2000s. It’s weird seeing all his usual cohort shills like Alex Lindsay and Steve Jibson made the trip to Canada to film segments on a shitty Canadian cable show. I wonder how much they got paid?

      I really liked the Leo/Amber/Andy CFH team. I used to torrent the show as a freshman in college. It was a bit more advanced than the American CFH, but not quite TSS. Andy’s food demos were great. But once Andy left – apparently because of a failed attempt to bring Kevin Rose on as a permanent co-host – the show really started to go downhill. Then it was over when Amber left and they had those rotating cohosts. That never works out well. But they had a good run in Canada. The Lab was near unwatchable. Terrible music. Terrible set. Bland “co-hosts,” if you could even call them that… but I appreciated the Canadian network trying to keep parts of TechTV alive. This was before video podcasts were big and the few that did exist had awful production values.
      Ah, good times.

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      1. Thanks for sharing.

        I don’t know anyone who had the channel here in Canada. It’s kind of sad that they put all the work in for what must have been pretty low viewership. But it’s all on YT now at least.

        The Lab is okay, some decent photography tips from Ray Maxwell.

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  19. Does anyone follow Lisa on Twitter? She’s private now, so I can’t see the conversation, but apparently she and Jolie O’Dell got into an argument and I’m dying to see the other side. Jolie’s side starts on May 3: https://twitter.com/jolieodell/with_replies

    Here are some highlights:

    Oh holy shit

    So @lisadlaporte is salty about me gaining weight and having tits now. I just can’t figure out why she would come for me like this. I don’t even know her, and had nothing but positive affiliations with @TWiT. It’s juvenile and perplexing and I expect an apology.

    1st of all I do not have implants, 2nd of all anybody who does is making choices about their own body, 3rd other people’s bodies are none of our business, we keep our hands & our comments to ourselves.

    I’m honestly gobsmacked

    I have no idea about her heart, Leo is a big hearted guy himself and I can’t imagine she’s a monster or something

    If this had been a comment from a random Internet troll I would have had a ball with it. But getting trolling behavior from someone in my own network is really disappointing

    Any information you could share would be much appreciated because at this point I’m so surprised I can barely function

    If you really wanted a doctor’s name, you would have DM’d me. I’ve asked women to reveal the secrets behind their flawless faces and bodies before… in private. You took a convo about weight & body positivity I a high key shame direction, and I can’t imagine you didn’t know it

    Well it’s difficult to know the motivations of somebody 30 miles away whom I’ve never met in person. So I can’t speculate on the reasons for this behavior. But I will go to bat for anybody, including myself, who experiences any degree of body shaming

    And… @lisadlaporte has blocked me because I objected to her unsolicited commentary on my breasts and asked for an apology! I would have expected it from some random Internet troll but not from the wife of a former colleague.

    @lisadlaporte I don’t see how you could possibly truly be confused. You made wildly inappropriate and very personal remarks about my body. 10000 Internet trolls didn’t come to comment on my breasts, you did.

    I looked up some criticisms of Lisa as advised, & they’re all so deeply rooted in misogyny that I can’t possibly give them any credence. She’s not a bitter, petty bitch, just a human who made an inappropriate comment about someone else’s body, & don’t we all do that all the time?

    She didn’t apologize so I can’t necessarily say that I forgive her yet. But I won’t listen to blanket criticisms of her as a person based on her gender.

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  20. A lot of people have approached me to see if I can get Jeff Jarvis (Public Intellectual) and Hilton E Goring to mediate this wild feud. Jeff because of his gravitas and wisdom. Hilton as he is a good friend of all parties. I’m not sure if President Trump is aware of the situation but that should be looked into. Also does anyone have the private Twitter handle of UN Secretary General António Guterres? Thanks.

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  22. Is this site dead?

    Now checking it only monthly.

    Surely TWiT is nearly done. Most of the talent has now been released to other projects, and the brand strength is gradually fading.

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    2. Wow, that’s disgusting and scary.

      Someone compiled a list of his tweets over the years
      https://shaquillemoore.blogspot.com/2019/06/drpizzagate-Peter-Bright-charged-soliciting-minors.html?m=1

      “What is the objective standard for an age of consent?”

      I hope he enjoys his ong stay in a for-profit American prison followed by deportation to the dreary, damp Island from whence you came, ugly fucking ginger turd. We know he was planning to completely ruin two lives, I wonder how many other children he set up for a life of hell because of his little perversion.

      P.S. The pizza in his name makes so much sense now, and he likes to “play doctor” with children. Fuck me, I thought he just liked baked Italian flatbread.

      Not that this has anything to do with Leo, but the company you keep does say so much about you. And with the shit this guy posted publicly, Leo should have known he was scum.

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  26. Come on I need more Total Drama in my life! I check this site everyday between going to Zimbabwean and everywhere else in the damn world!! WE NEED WEEKLY UPDATES!

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  27. It’s time to end this site. The only reason to visit is for the fake comments by the loser writing the articles about how amazing his videos are . The guy literally does a fake comment every post and every time it’s a “best video ever.”

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  28. Website is dead but remember guys, as TWIT declines in popularity so should this site. With that said there should be more stories here but it is great news that TWIT is going down the toilet. Fuck you Leo

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  29. When your company’s “Megan” decides it is becoming urgently wise to start to interview for new gigs, you know the weeks of operations left are countable.

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  30. It’s unknown whether Megan quit, or found a better gig and then quit, or was shitcanned?? Mika Sargent has been hired as a full time- in house host. Soon to relocate with his husband from the mid west… too soon to see if Mika and spouse will locate in the Castro District or a Petaluma chicken coop. Lisa’s business model ” subscribe so you won’t miss shit” must be failing miserably. BTW, checking TWiT’s people page, Leo’s added some very attractive new meat to hit upon. Since Lisa is only a sporadic TWiT news updater, she proabley hasn’t caught on to Leo’s new hires. Leo still should have kept Laura Burstein around .

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  31. Those new woman on the TWiT people page need to be warned – heavily. Your goal here, if you do chose to do so, is to contact those new folks that Leo’s Sister mentioned above and point them to this place. Hurry up, before Leo tells them not to look here.
    Fuck You Leo

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  33. So glad “monobrow” megan is gone. Totally useless except for being leo’s pump and dump. Oh wait, maybe she/it didn’t get fired but hung herself with one of her summer scarfs?

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  35. Leo is going to do anything, even if he has to bleed more money to show the “trolls” that he will remain relevant, circa 1999. I cant say who’m I spoke to, but instead of Leo firing more people and clipping programs and trying to hire more brain dead dumb fucks – There are TWO important people that are flat leaving.

    The timing wasn’t said for obvious reasons. But the days of re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic while Leo blows the steam horn full steam ahead, are over.

    Dominoes have a funny way of toppling over, some weigh more than others, regardless of distance to collision.

    Fuck You Leo And Lisa. You soon will embrace what 400 views you get now.

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