An elderly man — The Tech Guy’s core audience — called in Saturday to get some help, apparently unaware that Leo Laporte knows nothing about tech that happened after 1994.
As the washed-up DJ was wrapping up the segment, the caller mentioned that he went on the same cruise as the pot-bellied host of the show. When the elderly gentleman attempted to tell Soup what he liked about the cruise, he was interrupted, as often happens to people daring to interact with Mr. Laporte.
Leo let us all know that he bought such an expensive cruise — perhaps topping his previous $22k cruise — that he will have an assigned butler for his suite aboard the vessel.
As his eyes popped out of his head — Graves’ Disease? — he exclaimed in jubilation that he would have a butler because Lisa Kentzell Laporte (also known as Yoko) refused to cruise without a butler.
According to Leo, Yoko needs a butler to bring her coffee in the morning, because her diabetic husband can’t perform the job anymore.
Wrapping up the call, as Leo often does when he should be working, he starts to shove food down his throat. Fuck you, Leo. How do you like that?
First Comment! ITM!
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
ITM! ITM! 8080s
Leo Laporte» Quote comment
Harry’s – Now available at Target.
Fuck you, LaPorke!
How do you like that?!?
#DvorakTrollArmy
NativeInExile» Quote comment
Dafuq? Then what’s the point? I thought Harry’s business model ran on subscribing to get razors by mail?
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
it does but they just added target for those who dont want to do it by mail.
yup» Quote comment
Just opened the package. It seems that Harry’s marketing is maturing to include big box retailers. Inside the box, there was a card that offered a blade subscription discount via target.com.
Fuck you, LaPorke.
How do you like that?
#DvorakTrollArmy
NativeInExile» Quote comment
After my research, Dorca Pace6 offers a much better shave than Harry’s. I will be asking for my gauranteed refund from Harry’s.
FUCK YOU LAPORKE! How do ya like that motherfucker?
#TYFYC
#DvorakTrollArmy
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
look who they chose as a retail partner though lol, does harry want to lose money?
evil stewie» Quote comment
They pretend to live the good life while Rome is burning.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
The do live the good life as Rome burns . The could take all of twit’s worker bees to Cancun for a week for just a little more money. But no only L&L deserve such a perk. After all Leo ate a lot of shit to be where he is today.
Milton Bradley» Quote comment
I do not see how he can go on ANOTHER cruise with the studio still being steadied. Can this guy burn through money any faster? And I’m sure he is scamming the government by writing off these cruises.
Meanwhile Yoko cannot get anything going with her Art is Anal operation, but she’s rather be pampered by a butler. I assume the “kid” will also be on board. You always have to wonder when the “kid” finally decides to go after Leo with a knife one night while Leo is sleeping.
Voice of Doom» Quote comment
Soup did not mention that the butler will also service CeHo in other ways because he no longer can! She prefers it in the ass and Soup has a very poor gag reflexs!
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
Leica. C’mon. Filling that up with pot belly and similar jokes is you blowing it. You could report on the thing Leo said, be to the point, and end up with a more effective post.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
No point working for free if you don’t enjoy your work. I didn’t make the video. Just wrote the copy.
Leica Lens» Quote comment
Ok. But you’re going to lose some people you might win over otherwise. Behaving worse than the thing you are making fun of makes your audience shrink, not grow.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Its pretty much impossible to behave worse than L&L
Looking forward to that Makerspace» Quote comment
#AmenFistBump
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
It happens here all the time. You know it.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Stop fucking whining.
Bern» Quote comment
Hey, being likeable never got anyone anywhere!
Cruising is for schmucks anyway, butler or no butler.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Jesus Fucking Christ! Can this Asshole get any more disgusting?
GordanE» Quote comment
I don’t think so. He’s literally evolved into an oversexed “Pizza the Hut”. I can’t think of a more disgusting creature. Leo is definitely more disgusting than Donald Trump, less dangerous but definitely more disgusting and unstable.
FUCK YOU LAPORKE!
How’d ya like that you fucking asshole?
#TYFYC
#DvorakTrollArmy
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Andy “Review Unit” Ihnatko gives this post his fat jowly sideburns approval
Scooter X» Quote comment
That style of side burns is called ‘Mutton Chops’ which is also a food that both Leo and Andy are well acquainted with.
Looking forward to that Makerspace» Quote comment
The Capt’n, Captain Kangaroo
Shrunken Ed» Quote comment
Andy “Review Unit” Ihnatko. Love it. I wish more mockery was directed his way. What an insufferable cunt. But I do agree with the other commenters; he gets 5 points for not making his sexuality a focus of his pundit persona.
HoldenMilksMyProstate» Quote comment
What kind of porn does Andy Ihnatko masturbate to?
Ron» Quote comment
As Andy is most likely a repressed closeted gay man, I am sure it is gay porn in which the characters awake to their homosexual desires and the next thing they know they are the centre of a 10 man anal gang bang.
Rainbow flag that, mother fuckers!
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Not much repressed or closeted about that, is it?
And isn’t it kinda refreshing to see someone not making their sexuality the focus of their public persona?
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
Despite Andy’s unabashed enthusiasm for celebratti’s and show tunes, I do credit him for not shoving it in our faces. Good on yer, Andy!
Animal Mother» Quote comment
OK, but he’s said before that he’s not gay. Why would he deny it if he were?
macsimcon» Quote comment
Why is the sky blue? I don’t know, it just is.
Maybe he had a dramatic dutch-oven incident with a boy scout troop leader when he was 10?
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Best phrase ever.
HoldenMilksMyProstate» Quote comment
If he did indeed say that, I’m sorry for my clearly wrong presumption.
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
How dare u report this. I shall send my butler out to destroy you all…
I will not help him with this, he’ll have to do this himself because he is not worthy of my help.
You guys shall be destroyed before my naptime and I shall feast on cookies and ice cream!
Lisa Laporte» Quote comment
The ever fatter LaPorque is so imobile now he can’t go on holiday like a normal person – he has to set his lard ass in a floating chair and let the world come to him.
The grins, the laughs, the bloated eyes and face – he’s disgusting.
Sex Swing» Quote comment
I bet Lisa doesn’t even tip her butler anything. She’s extremely selfish, rude, and arrogant.
Butler from Allure of the Seas» Quote comment
I think this is all about finding more people her equal.
Apparently their job list spamming advertiser don’t cut it for that.
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
Oooooooo … Can’t wait for my personal service Butler to make me a three hole CeHo!
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Looked like he was eating. Surprised he didn’t take the opportunity to stuff his face while the guy just rambled on. Missed opportunity Saint Leo of thehypocrisy.
digital dynamic» Quote comment
They can always use an extra hand. Leo’s prostate isn’t going to massage itself.
Dark Triangle» Quote comment
.@TWiT is so disgusting in their bias, but they are having a hard time promoting Lisa Laporte in light of the new expensive cruise scandal.
-TD
The Donald» Quote comment
LL couldn’t get rid of the caller fast enough to inhale his chow lol! Also, what I see in this video is LL being passive aggressive and being a troll really, throwing his wife under the bus saying she refuses to go on the cruise unless she has a butler, smh. What a show off and the way he cuts and interrupts the callers Just to turn the subject at hand to himself is just abhorrent. Hard to watch and listen to this blowhard. Just my opinion…
ITM everybody!
Mark Pugner» Quote comment
Hey citizen…. ITM!!
Sex Swing» Quote comment
#NailedIT
#TYFYC
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
you know, people give Lisa a lot of shit but think about what her real job is: keeping leo in line. I don’t think any of us would want that job or be able to do it better. The man has the attention span and common sense of a two year old. We should just be glad he manages to show up at all and that everyone hasn’t quit that shit show.
bigbigbison» Quote comment
Why?
Put the damn animal out of its misery. Keep your hand firm and shoot between the eyes.
Butler from Allure of the Seas» Quote comment
Back when I listened to TWiG (in the Gina Trapani days) I noticed that the show always ran more smoothly when Leo was on vacation.
LeoLess» Quote comment
Leo’s going to demand that his 23 hour work week be reduced to 19 hours, and his three vacations be increased to four.
That leaves more time for him to hate Apple, and rebroadcast Apple’s live events, despite “no rebroadcasting or re-encoding this broadcast without the prior written permission from Apple Public Relations” appearing before every live Apple event.
Is it me, or is it slightly hypocritical to issue DMCA take-downs to TD while stealing Apple’s broadcasts?
macsimcon» Quote comment
I suppose it is possible that TWiT gets “prior written permission from Apple Public Relations”. I’m not a ‘law talking guy’, but my understanding is that if Apple knows TWiT violates their copyright and does not act, it weakens the copyright and could prevent Apple from stopping someone else.
Since TWiT has been doing this for years, and promotes it in advance, and then posts it on YouTube, it would not be believable for Apple to claim they had no knowledge of what TWiT was doing.
Apple has lots of lawyers, so they are not going to risk losing control of their product. It makes me wonder if TWiT might be doing it legitimately.
Looking forward to that Makerspace» Quote comment
The weakening happens to trademarks, not copyrights.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Apple Media Helpline
(408) 974-2042
Give Apple a call and ask them how come TWiT are allowed to rebroadcast their event.
I really really really like Linux» Quote comment
Leo doesn’t hate Apple – Leo hates himself.
Sex Swing» Quote comment
I see people complain that leo “hates apple” but at least he still uses apple products even if his main computer is linux. He doesn’t even use anything from microsoft and clearly says he hates it even though he hosts windows weekly and most of the calls on his show are about windows.
Thankfully there is What the Tech where the host is actually interested in Windows.
bigbigbison» Quote comment
A silent butler, no doubt..Perhaps Lurch?
NannyGoat» Quote comment
great rant about Lisa and Leo is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyi067NBRJ0
Last Man Standing» Quote comment
This would make a great “Man on the Street” report for the blog.
An Honest Assessment From The Lips Of Jizz» Quote comment
If “Lecia” continues with all his pseudonymous commenting we will be forced to withdraw support for this site and realign with Leo Laporte.
No Agenda sayings do not disguise yourself. You are the only fan of the closing video of you ruin your videos with.
Hellodog» Quote comment
STFU PadreSJ; you’re like the only one who watches this site and gets a hard on for it. If anything you are the one with multiple aliases trying to detract TD and suit your own agenda.
You force people into hiding, you neglect the people in need in favor of your own hobbies, you think that you’re doing gods work when in actuality you are doing the work for people who are too lazy and too self-indulged to actually realize the error of their ways.
Think it’s just #oneass, think everybody here is an ass? You are the only ass here Mr. PadreSJ; there is no “we”, there is only “people who are tired of this shit and want to see it fall”.
Why do you hide your history fat fuck; are you worried that people will turn against you? Your lobotomized fans who don’t understand anything about what you’re saying and are impressed only because you use geek lingo?
You are the most pathetic person I have ever met. If you’re really a man you would face TD person to person instead of impersonating an autistic person.
In fact by saying that, I think you have people in there communicating with each other and giving you information.
You sent NotNozireV into hiding… I mean really, you think that hiding who you are and concentrating TD into one area is going to eliminate it.
You take down all the videos using DMCA; videos which tell the truth, videos that ACTUALLY HAPPENED… You are no better than the nazis or even the corporate media.
The more censorship you do, the more you will fall and the more insults there will be directed towards your way.
Here’s one, you’re a fat loser who never worked a day in his life, never believed in god and only in himself, never could keep a position and is self-disillusioned, the only reason why Soup hired you is because you sucked the dick of the most famous enterprise person you could see, that and you gave him money.
You know nothing about enterprise tech, you know nothing about circuity, you know nothing about humanity.
Take off that fucking ugly Jesuit suit and show yourself for who you really are.
Or keep hiding behind aliases and impersonating people… If you do that then do not expect forgiveness, do not expect to survive unscathed.
You’re move Mr. Robert.
PadreSJ is a fucking loser» Quote comment
Not sure who this ‘we’ is Mr Dog but you sure as hell don’t speak for me!
Sex Swing» Quote comment
You really think all the commenters are the author? You’re delusional!
The Learned Mage» Quote comment
I never said “all the commenters” are him. You’re as stupid as the CEHo.
“Lecia,” or whatever you want to call the coward with no decorum, has about six pseudonyms and a ton of throw away names he uses to comment with. How about confronting him if you think otherwise. Are you so stupid you think anyone besides Lecia thinks the “Fuck You” at the end of his videos are funny and would comment on it? Whenever a shit comment praises him it is a dead giveaway. And he also loves using the “ITM”s and no agenda stuff, which I bet he doesn’t even follow.
Everything Leo has ever said is a lie, except one thing.
“Lecia” hides behind fake names.
That’s why he will always act with no rules. He will do anything. And I fear for the other people running this site and for Bruce if he is still there and was not repulsed by “Lecia.””Lecia” will turn on those guys in an instant. I bet that is why Helloworld and Ghost Dog left.
Whoever is paying for hosting should know that “Lecia” will sacrifice them when he is done here, he will then disappear. He is scum. When there is no one left this guy will turn on them like a rat on a sinking shit. TD chat is deader than twit now. Yes, I’ve seen it then and now. He is angry and he will hurt everyone near him before he pulls the plug on this site.
I use a VPN so no reason to track me like you do all your other fans. A vile practice all scum web admin do, like Bear and the scum mods.
Fuck TD, they are as bad as Leo now. I may have said too much for “Lecia” to allow the world to see this. Fuck you “Lecia.”
Hellodog» Quote comment
Wow… 6 aliases of whatever the fuck you want to call them. Please name the 6 aliases if you know them so well…
Leo’s “Fuck You” may not be funny but it’s a reminder that he said that… Many videos here aren’t meant to be funny, but to be a cruel reminder of who this “tech personality” really is.
Also this is what you really want… To make sure that this site is dead in the water. After all, you went through the trouble of creating beef with Tom & Brian; got TD riled up and then you bridged the gap with both of them and you managed to get people further away from the truth… Lobotomized them, make them think that TD is the enemy.
It’s a cycle that worked didn’t it… After all, there’s now a tight bond between the people who used to work for TWiT and TWiT itself. In fact I’m guessing that TWiT recieves some money from Tom…
That’s why you want them to think of TD as the enemy, because your “system” keeps you afloat.
Thank goodness people like LeoLaporteSucks and thank goodness we have newly pissed off people like digital dynamic who are ready to take the reins and fight for the truth…
You really shouldn’t of taken down his video, now he’s taken the gloves off.
Maybe I should as well…
You use a VPS because you’re afraid it’s going to connect back to you aka TWiT. I use Tor but maybe I should use my real IP from now on even though it means very few of the comments will go through.
You are a pussy for hiding, I have nothing to hide.
You’re saying TD is a bad as Leo now. Look at you people; purposefully revealing a dick pick to lock down chat security and drive off many mods. (chatroom is worse since they instilled more loyal sheep herders) purposefully making a bomb threat that was untracable to restrict the people going into TWiT studios (don’t want behind the scenes tension and evidence leaking out do you). All you do is lie and bait in order to fuck around with TD so you can checkmate them…
Why doesn’t TD make it’s public posts available for whoever wants to spread them around; that’s probably the only way to make sure the truth still exists…
TD may one day not exist; but that doesn’t mean the world should forget how much of an asshole, a glutton, a spoiled bitch and a fucking manipulator Leo Laporte, Lisa Kentzell Laporte and Fat Fuck Robert Balaceer or however it’s spelled is really are.
TD aren’t the trolls here, TWiT is… Which also means that you guys are hypocrites as well.
Keep hoping you’ll get rid of the resistance, cause you won’t. TD is the most resilient movement there is…
Plus anybody can start a WordPress site and import the posts that are presented here so yeah, keep hoping.
Hellodog is a pussy» Quote comment
You are one delusional fucker. My favorite part is where Tom is paying twit.
It’s guys like this that become the poster child for TD. Why don’t the more rational of you call him out? If you don’t, everyone assumes the rest of you are just like him and that hurts this place.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Go and I shall invoke the patron Saint of travelers to watch over you. To make you journey safe and uneventful.
“Let your people go” Part the sea of reeds.
And don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
Milton Bradley» Quote comment
I enjoy the “fuck you” very much. It reminds me of who he is.
Oaths Harris» Quote comment
Hmm, make a choice between defending Leica lens or listening to a ridiculous troll who actually thinks you can compare a tiny website writing about a corporation with the corporation itself?
I’ll go with Leica lens every time. #oneass
evilpants» Quote comment
Wow Friar Fuck or is that LeoLaFuck?
nothing better to do at Twit?
may I suggest harassing an intern ?
or start a go fund page for Blind Bill Cosby the rapist?
fuck you “ManTranny” aka: Yoko and the butler your about to ride in Russia
OhNoNotYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
This thread is boring to me now. Come on guys, give us new material to goof on!
PS: to the Twit lurkers (leo, lisa and the friar) TOSS MY SALAD!
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Just ran across this site and egads!
This is what happens when you fall down the rat hole of being anti-fans. The idea you would obsess so much about Twit as to run a blog and watch every moment for some slip up is really funny.
Wow, I thought my hobbies were sad.
Leonardo Turtle» Quote comment
On the contrary, with the use of AI far in advance of anything that IBM, Apple, Microsoft or Google have available to them the site simple now simply catches the slip up’s.
No need to hate watch TWiT when a machine can do it for you.
Ferdinand Legrand» Quote comment
#TYFYC. Duh.
How else would one ass be able to keep up?
#OneAss
Hey Leo, How the fuck did’ya like that?!?
Ken Sintek» Quote comment