Yoko (Lisa Laporte) Refuses to Cruise Without a Butler

Self Absorbed Asshole
Self Absorbed Asshole

An elderly man — The Tech Guy’s core audience — called in Saturday to get some help, apparently unaware that Leo Laporte knows nothing about tech that happened after 1994.

As the washed-up DJ was wrapping up the segment, the caller mentioned that he went on the same cruise as the pot-bellied host of the show. When the elderly gentleman attempted to tell Soup what he liked about the cruise, he was interrupted, as often happens to people daring to interact with Mr. Laporte.

Leo let us all know that he bought such an expensive cruise — perhaps topping his previous $22k cruise — that he will have an assigned butler for his suite aboard the vessel.

One of our frequent commenters would like us to acknowledge that Andy Ihnatko sucks too.
One of our frequent commenters would like us to acknowledge that Andy Ihnatko sucks too.

As his eyes popped out of his head — Graves’ Disease? — he exclaimed in jubilation that he would have a butler because Lisa Kentzell Laporte (also known as Yoko) refused to cruise without a butler.

According to Leo, Yoko needs a butler to bring her coffee in the morning, because her diabetic husband can’t perform the job anymore.

Wrapping up the call, as Leo often does when he should be working, he starts to shove food down his throat. Fuck you, Leo. How do you like that?

72 thoughts on “Yoko (Lisa Laporte) Refuses to Cruise Without a Butler”

      1. Jimmy Jam said:
        Dafuq? Then what’s the point? I thought Harry’s business model ran on subscribing to get razors by mail?

        Just opened the package. It seems that Harry’s marketing is maturing to include big box retailers. Inside the box, there was a card that offered a blade subscription discount via target.com.

        Fuck you, LaPorke.
        How do you like that?

        #DvorakTrollArmy

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        1. NativeInExile said: Just opened the package. It seems that Harry’s marketingis maturing to include big box retailers. Inside the box, there was a card that offered a blade subscription discount via target.com.

          Fuck you, LaPorke.
          How do you like that?

          #DvorakTrollArmy

          After my research, Dorca Pace6 offers a much better shave than Harry’s. I will be asking for my gauranteed refund from Harry’s.

          FUCK YOU LAPORKE! How do ya like that motherfucker?

          #TYFYC

          #DvorakTrollArmy

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    1. Soupslurper said:
      They pretend to live the good life while Rome is burning.

      The do live the good life as Rome burns . The could take all of twit’s worker bees to Cancun for a week for just a little more money. But no only L&L deserve such a perk. After all Leo ate a lot of shit to be where he is today.

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    2. I do not see how he can go on ANOTHER cruise with the studio still being steadied. Can this guy burn through money any faster? And I’m sure he is scamming the government by writing off these cruises.

      Meanwhile Yoko cannot get anything going with her Art is Anal operation, but she’s rather be pampered by a butler. I assume the “kid” will also be on board. You always have to wonder when the “kid” finally decides to go after Leo with a knife one night while Leo is sleeping.

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  1. Leica. C’mon. Filling that up with pot belly and similar jokes is you blowing it. You could report on the thing Leo said, be to the point, and end up with a more effective post.

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      1. Ok. But you’re going to lose some people you might win over otherwise. Behaving worse than the thing you are making fun of makes your audience shrink, not grow.

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    1. GordanE said:
      Jesus Fucking Christ! Can this Asshole get any more disgusting?

      I don’t think so. He’s literally evolved into an oversexed “Pizza the Hut”. I can’t think of a more disgusting creature. Leo is definitely more disgusting than Donald Trump, less dangerous but definitely more disgusting and unstable.

      FUCK YOU LAPORKE!

      How’d ya like that you fucking asshole?

      #TYFYC

      #DvorakTrollArmy

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    1. Andy “Review Unit” Ihnatko. Love it. I wish more mockery was directed his way. What an insufferable cunt. But I do agree with the other commenters; he gets 5 points for not making his sexuality a focus of his pundit persona.

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    1. Ron said:
      What kind of porn does Andy Ihnatko masturbate to?

      As Andy is most likely a repressed closeted gay man, I am sure it is gay porn in which the characters awake to their homosexual desires and the next thing they know they are the centre of a 10 man anal gang bang.

      Rainbow flag that, mother fuckers!

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      1. JungleBunnyJim said: As Andy is most likely a repressed closeted gay man

        Not much repressed or closeted about that, is it?

        And isn’t it kinda refreshing to see someone not making their sexuality the focus of their public persona?

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        1. NormansThirdNipple said: Not much repressed or closeted about that, is it?

          And isn’t it kinda refreshing to see someone not making their sexuality the focus of their public persona?

          Despite Andy’s unabashed enthusiasm for celebratti’s and show tunes, I do credit him for not shoving it in our faces. Good on yer, Andy!

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          1. macsimcon said:
            OK, but he’s said before that he’s not gay. Why would he deny it if he were?

            Why is the sky blue? I don’t know, it just is.

            Maybe he had a dramatic dutch-oven incident with a boy scout troop leader when he was 10?

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  2. How dare u report this. I shall send my butler out to destroy you all…

    I will not help him with this, he’ll have to do this himself because he is not worthy of my help.

    You guys shall be destroyed before my naptime and I shall feast on cookies and ice cream!

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  3. The ever fatter LaPorque is so imobile now he can’t go on holiday like a normal person – he has to set his lard ass in a floating chair and let the world come to him.

    The grins, the laughs, the bloated eyes and face – he’s disgusting.

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  4. LL couldn’t get rid of the caller fast enough to inhale his chow lol! Also, what I see in this video is LL being passive aggressive and being a troll really, throwing his wife under the bus saying she refuses to go on the cruise unless she has a butler, smh. What a show off and the way he cuts and interrupts the callers Just to turn the subject at hand to himself is just abhorrent. Hard to watch and listen to this blowhard. Just my opinion…
    ITM everybody!

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    1. Mark Pugner said:
      LL couldn’t get rid of the caller fast enough to inhale his chow lol! Also, what I see in this video is LL being passive aggressive and being a trollreally, throwing his wife under the bussaying she refuses to go on the cruise unless she has a butler, smh.What a show off and the way he cuts and interrupts the callers Just to turn the subject at hand to himself is just abhorrent.Hard to watch and listen to this blowhard.Just my opinion…
      ITM everybody!

      #NailedIT

      #TYFYC

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  5. you know, people give Lisa a lot of shit but think about what her real job is: keeping leo in line. I don’t think any of us would want that job or be able to do it better. The man has the attention span and common sense of a two year old. We should just be glad he manages to show up at all and that everyone hasn’t quit that shit show.

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    1. bigbigbison said:
      We should just be glad he manages to show up at all and that everyone hasn’t quit that shit show.

      Why?

      Put the damn animal out of its misery. Keep your hand firm and shoot between the eyes.

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    2. Leo’s going to demand that his 23 hour work week be reduced to 19 hours, and his three vacations be increased to four.

      That leaves more time for him to hate Apple, and rebroadcast Apple’s live events, despite “no rebroadcasting or re-encoding this broadcast without the prior written permission from Apple Public Relations” appearing before every live Apple event.

      Is it me, or is it slightly hypocritical to issue DMCA take-downs to TD while stealing Apple’s broadcasts?

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      1. I suppose it is possible that TWiT gets “prior written permission from Apple Public Relations”. I’m not a ‘law talking guy’, but my understanding is that if Apple knows TWiT violates their copyright and does not act, it weakens the copyright and could prevent Apple from stopping someone else.

        Since TWiT has been doing this for years, and promotes it in advance, and then posts it on YouTube, it would not be believable for Apple to claim they had no knowledge of what TWiT was doing.

        Apple has lots of lawyers, so they are not going to risk losing control of their product. It makes me wonder if TWiT might be doing it legitimately.

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      2. I see people complain that leo “hates apple” but at least he still uses apple products even if his main computer is linux. He doesn’t even use anything from microsoft and clearly says he hates it even though he hosts windows weekly and most of the calls on his show are about windows.
        Thankfully there is What the Tech where the host is actually interested in Windows.

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  6. If “Lecia” continues with all his pseudonymous commenting we will be forced to withdraw support for this site and realign with Leo Laporte.

    No Agenda sayings do not disguise yourself. You are the only fan of the closing video of you ruin your videos with.

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    1. Hellodog said:
      If “Lecia” continues with all his pseudonymous commenting we will be forced to withdraw support for this site and realign with Leo Laporte.

      No Agenda sayings do not disguise yourself. You are the only fan of the closing video of you ruin your videos with.

      STFU PadreSJ; you’re like the only one who watches this site and gets a hard on for it. If anything you are the one with multiple aliases trying to detract TD and suit your own agenda.

      You force people into hiding, you neglect the people in need in favor of your own hobbies, you think that you’re doing gods work when in actuality you are doing the work for people who are too lazy and too self-indulged to actually realize the error of their ways.

      Think it’s just #oneass, think everybody here is an ass? You are the only ass here Mr. PadreSJ; there is no “we”, there is only “people who are tired of this shit and want to see it fall”.

      Why do you hide your history fat fuck; are you worried that people will turn against you? Your lobotomized fans who don’t understand anything about what you’re saying and are impressed only because you use geek lingo?

      You are the most pathetic person I have ever met. If you’re really a man you would face TD person to person instead of impersonating an autistic person.

      In fact by saying that, I think you have people in there communicating with each other and giving you information.

      You sent NotNozireV into hiding… I mean really, you think that hiding who you are and concentrating TD into one area is going to eliminate it.

      You take down all the videos using DMCA; videos which tell the truth, videos that ACTUALLY HAPPENED… You are no better than the nazis or even the corporate media.

      The more censorship you do, the more you will fall and the more insults there will be directed towards your way.

      Here’s one, you’re a fat loser who never worked a day in his life, never believed in god and only in himself, never could keep a position and is self-disillusioned, the only reason why Soup hired you is because you sucked the dick of the most famous enterprise person you could see, that and you gave him money.

      You know nothing about enterprise tech, you know nothing about circuity, you know nothing about humanity.

      Take off that fucking ugly Jesuit suit and show yourself for who you really are.

      Or keep hiding behind aliases and impersonating people… If you do that then do not expect forgiveness, do not expect to survive unscathed.

      You’re move Mr. Robert.

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    2. Hellodog said:
      If “Lecia” continues with all his pseudonymous commenting we will be forced to withdraw support for this site and realign with Leo Laporte.

      Not sure who this ‘we’ is Mr Dog but you sure as hell don’t speak for me!

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    3. Hellodog said:
      If “Lecia” continues with all his pseudonymous commenting we will be forced to withdraw support for this site and realign with Leo Laporte.

      No Agenda sayings do not disguise yourself. You are the only fan of the closing video of you ruin your videos with.

      You really think all the commenters are the author? You’re delusional!

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      1. The Learned Mage said: You really think all the commenters are the author? You’re delusional!

        I never said “all the commenters” are him. You’re as stupid as the CEHo.
        “Lecia,” or whatever you want to call the coward with no decorum, has about six pseudonyms and a ton of throw away names he uses to comment with. How about confronting him if you think otherwise. Are you so stupid you think anyone besides Lecia thinks the “Fuck You” at the end of his videos are funny and would comment on it? Whenever a shit comment praises him it is a dead giveaway. And he also loves using the “ITM”s and no agenda stuff, which I bet he doesn’t even follow.

        Everything Leo has ever said is a lie, except one thing.

        “Lecia” hides behind fake names.

        That’s why he will always act with no rules. He will do anything. And I fear for the other people running this site and for Bruce if he is still there and was not repulsed by “Lecia.””Lecia” will turn on those guys in an instant. I bet that is why Helloworld and Ghost Dog left.

        Whoever is paying for hosting should know that “Lecia” will sacrifice them when he is done here, he will then disappear. He is scum. When there is no one left this guy will turn on them like a rat on a sinking shit. TD chat is deader than twit now. Yes, I’ve seen it then and now. He is angry and he will hurt everyone near him before he pulls the plug on this site.

        I use a VPN so no reason to track me like you do all your other fans. A vile practice all scum web admin do, like Bear and the scum mods.

        Fuck TD, they are as bad as Leo now. I may have said too much for “Lecia” to allow the world to see this. Fuck you “Lecia.”

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        1. Wow… 6 aliases of whatever the fuck you want to call them. Please name the 6 aliases if you know them so well…

          Leo’s “Fuck You” may not be funny but it’s a reminder that he said that… Many videos here aren’t meant to be funny, but to be a cruel reminder of who this “tech personality” really is.

          Also this is what you really want… To make sure that this site is dead in the water. After all, you went through the trouble of creating beef with Tom & Brian; got TD riled up and then you bridged the gap with both of them and you managed to get people further away from the truth… Lobotomized them, make them think that TD is the enemy.

          It’s a cycle that worked didn’t it… After all, there’s now a tight bond between the people who used to work for TWiT and TWiT itself. In fact I’m guessing that TWiT recieves some money from Tom…

          That’s why you want them to think of TD as the enemy, because your “system” keeps you afloat.

          Thank goodness people like LeoLaporteSucks and thank goodness we have newly pissed off people like digital dynamic who are ready to take the reins and fight for the truth…

          You really shouldn’t of taken down his video, now he’s taken the gloves off.

          Maybe I should as well…

          You use a VPS because you’re afraid it’s going to connect back to you aka TWiT. I use Tor but maybe I should use my real IP from now on even though it means very few of the comments will go through.

          You are a pussy for hiding, I have nothing to hide.

          You’re saying TD is a bad as Leo now. Look at you people; purposefully revealing a dick pick to lock down chat security and drive off many mods. (chatroom is worse since they instilled more loyal sheep herders) purposefully making a bomb threat that was untracable to restrict the people going into TWiT studios (don’t want behind the scenes tension and evidence leaking out do you). All you do is lie and bait in order to fuck around with TD so you can checkmate them…

          Why doesn’t TD make it’s public posts available for whoever wants to spread them around; that’s probably the only way to make sure the truth still exists…

          TD may one day not exist; but that doesn’t mean the world should forget how much of an asshole, a glutton, a spoiled bitch and a fucking manipulator Leo Laporte, Lisa Kentzell Laporte and Fat Fuck Robert Balaceer or however it’s spelled is really are.

          TD aren’t the trolls here, TWiT is… Which also means that you guys are hypocrites as well.

          Keep hoping you’ll get rid of the resistance, cause you won’t. TD is the most resilient movement there is…

          Plus anybody can start a WordPress site and import the posts that are presented here so yeah, keep hoping.

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          1. You are one delusional fucker. My favorite part is where Tom is paying twit.

            It’s guys like this that become the poster child for TD. Why don’t the more rational of you call him out? If you don’t, everyone assumes the rest of you are just like him and that hurts this place.

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    4. Hellodog said:
      If “Lecia” continues with all his pseudonymous commenting we will be forced to withdraw support for this site and realign with Leo Laporte.

      No Agenda sayings do not disguise yourself. You are the only fan of the closing video of you ruin your videos with.

      Go and I shall invoke the patron Saint of travelers to watch over you. To make you journey safe and uneventful.
      “Let your people go” Part the sea of reeds.
      And don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

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  7. Hmm, make a choice between defending Leica lens or listening to a ridiculous troll who actually thinks you can compare a tiny website writing about a corporation with the corporation itself?

    I’ll go with Leica lens every time. #oneass

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  8. Wow Friar Fuck or is that LeoLaFuck?
    nothing better to do at Twit?
    may I suggest harassing an intern ?
    or start a go fund page for Blind Bill Cosby the rapist?

    fuck you “ManTranny” aka: Yoko and the butler your about to ride in Russia

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  9. Just ran across this site and egads!

    This is what happens when you fall down the rat hole of being anti-fans. The idea you would obsess so much about Twit as to run a blog and watch every moment for some slip up is really funny.

    Wow, I thought my hobbies were sad.

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    1. Leonardo Turtle said:
      Just ran across this site and egads!

      This is what happens when you fall down the rat hole of being anti-fans.The idea you would obsess so much about Twit as to run a blog and watch every moment for some slip up is really funny.

      Wow,I thought my hobbies were sad.

      On the contrary, with the use of AI far in advance of anything that IBM, Apple, Microsoft or Google have available to them the site simple now simply catches the slip up’s.

      No need to hate watch TWiT when a machine can do it for you.

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