Leo Laporte—fresh off a three-week European vacation where he floated and Segwayed his way across the Continent—is fatter than ever.
In a recently-obtained spy photo, Leo appears to either be on the verge of death because of a belly that refuses to shrink, or is possibly even suffering from a rare stomach tumor that only affects obese men who marry whores.
Our prayers are with the Laporte family during this difficult time. Father Robert Ballecer would also be praying for them, but he’s too busy flying quadcopters over kindergarten playgrounds.
YOU DON’T GET TO SAY THAT! Leo is a saint.
Rene Ritchie» Quote comment
I’m your lips bitch, I can say anything.
Rene’s Apple Jizz Filled Lips» Quote comment
If you ever tire of apologizing for Apple, get that blotchy ass skin looked at. It’s super distracting on the rare occasion when you bother shaving.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Other way around….Tumour has malignant growth attached to it.
Dr. Nick» Quote comment
Fuck me – he’s a fat fuck.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
That’s not a belly tumor that is Lisa’a baby Leo had implanted while passing thru Austria …
John» Quote comment
People who enjoyed trolling had much higher rates of dark traits such as sadism, narcissism, psychopathy and Machiavellianism — so much so that “it might be said that online trolls are prototypical everyday sadists,” the authors concluded.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/science-reveals-what-makes-trolls-so-nasty/2015/07/20/7ca2509a-273d-11e5-b72c-2b7d516e1e0e_story.html
StevieD» Quote comment
Thanks for your trolling, come again! 🙂
You do understand what trolling is and how it works, right?
Well let me explain it. When you go “fishing” you “troll” allong the water with your bait and what for a “bite”. Once you get the “fish” on the “hook” you reel it in on the “line” making the “fish” fight back.
DT» Quote comment
Thanks for biting.
StevieD» Quote comment
Your a good Seamen. 😉 Dang it, you got me again! LOL
DT» Quote comment
That article describes Leo Laporte perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGHeSfD04g
The only difference between an online troll and Leo is that he “trolls” women in person while holding a pay cheque over their heads.
but women arent his only target he also said NIGRAS right to the face of a black man then laughed about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bztlCJlVnAo
He’s also made disgusting remarks about gays…
San Francisco has fluoride and you see whats happening there, rampant homosexuality. I’m just saying
Gum Drop» Quote comment
Guess thats what 30 years of doing nothing does to you.
guy» Quote comment
Nom Nom
JohnB» Quote comment
Are you leo? Nom Nom Nom is what Leo does all day shlong.
rtchi» Quote comment
“suffering from a rare stomach tumor that only affects obese men who marry whores.” ,,,HILARIOUS! 🙂
Steve James» Quote comment
look out. its gona blow!
ian» Quote comment
“Git into mah belley!” ~ Fat Bastard
NativeInExile» Quote comment
Everybody is making a big deal out of this pic. Leo needs to piss and hes trying to find his zipper. I would think the lovely Mrs. Laporte does most of his zipper work.
Leos dick» Quote comment
I don’t like to be mean to an individual – it’s one thing critiquing his business – but he really could do with starting a proper weight loss programme (and I don’t mean those ridiculous snacks he advertises – that just encourages you to eat more) with some real execercise. He’s got to that age in his life where heart attacks, strokes etc are far from uncommon with his comobility factor.
Josh» Quote comment
What about the priest? He’s much worse even given his younger age.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
anyone remember twit fit lol back in cottage days he would work out on air with some guy was the stupidest thing on the planet even then. i must say that pic from this article is telling. i watched twit live briefly over the weekend and i though my lord there right he is getting fatter. must be that vacation
c» Quote comment
Maybe he’ll start that fitness show soon.
oinkers» Quote comment
yeah it’s called clinically depressed. The weight gain, not caring what goes on, he’s not living the good life he’s enduring whats left.
Note: Mere speculation as with most posts here.
Leos dick» Quote comment
Didn’t that shirt come in size “fat fuck”?
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
He needs to switch from Trunk Club to the George Foreman Collection.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Lol @ Jimmie Jam
Good one, was my thought as well, I’m pretty sure the day is very near where his health & mental state will fail him,something tells me his new wife will be laying dual tracks with her new Audi away from Pedaluma as fast as she can drive
Lol
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Tumor goes with the tumor between his ears.
Belmont’s Fake Geek Glasses» Quote comment