In the Wake of Nudes

We don't support hacking
#TotalDrama stands united with naked celebrities

There was a horrible tragedy this past weekend. Many female celebrities’ online accounts were hacked and nude photos (selfies etc) were released to the public. Many of our fellow news outlets have taken it upon themselves to refrain from publishing the photos. #TotalDrama is a respectable site and, we too, will not show the photos except of the girl from Downtown Abbey if anybody can find those.                                           (Please link in comment section or email me directly)

Recently, many of the best looking looking internet celebrities have undertaken  a campaign to support the hacked celebrities and hopefully stymie cyber crime. Veronica Belmont, Mark Milan, Tom Merritt, Shannon Morse, iJustine,  Psy and others have voluntarily released nude selfies in solidarity….

Leo, this article is satire. You’re not funny bro. Seriously, please don’t. There is a time and place for jokes but please don’t. Leo, Veronica did not release photos, no one did, knock it off, #soup there are children on the internet. It was a joke Leo. Dude, you are crossing a line you can not uncross, DUDE. OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG  OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

Is this enough?
Is this enough?

I can not un-see what I just saw. Nice knowing you all.
All the best, tell my wife I love her.

Update: Do not send pictures of Downtown Abbey girl, it is wrong and I  got them myself (finally.)

4 thoughts on “In the Wake of Nudes”

  1. Family friendly MacBreak with Leo calling it ‘The Fappening’. I wonder if that’s the delay in editing today’s MBW? Painstakingly going over it and massaging out the bad words.

    Although it was interesting to note Leo uses a ‘couples app’ to send those loving photos to CEho. Or at least that was what was said. Might be a lie. Or delusional.

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  2. Shannon Morse does have nudes on the Internet. Search for them on Google and find them on the first page. You’d think a techie girl would know better but I guess not.

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