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Leo Laporte Has a Bad Morning (Live Stream Fail)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtBrMoYzuAo

Leo Laporte’s TWiT network is well-known for its epic live stream fails, ranging from dick pics, vagina pics, and possibly career-ending interviews.

This morning’s live stream attempt — seen above — is five minutes of pure bliss. Watch Leo try to manage a live stream through various fuckups.

It gets so bad that, on his family-friendly network, Leo says:

“Fuuuuuuuuck. I have explained this about a thousand times.”

— Leo Laporte

73 thoughts on “Leo Laporte Has a Bad Morning (Live Stream Fail)”

  1. Seriously, is there ANYONE there who knows how to do their job? Is there ANY preparation prior to doing anything or do they just make it up as they go? Is there ANY leadership that provides direction to the staff, as incompetent as they are, to let them know beforehand what is expected of them?

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    2. Marcus said:
      Seriously, is there ANYONE there who knows how to do their job?Is there ANY preparation prior to doing anything or do they just make it up as they go?Is there ANY leadership that provides direction to the staff, as incompetent as they are, to let them know beforehand what is expected of them?

      You think twit is managed bad, look at the target Canada fiasco…

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  6. Professional whose assistant hired amateurs. Solution: replace assistant. (Assistant is CEO responsible for new hires who replaced the competent employees.)

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  10. Wow! What a shit show.

    Was that Effendumb that was screwing up that bad on Leo’s side and why the hell does Soup not have a person who can work as a reliable field producer. Good lord what a mess.

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  11. This is what happens when your wife is CEO and has no idea what she is doing. It all starts at the top. Can’t wait to see the problems they are going to have with the move to the strip mall shopping center studio.

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    1. Soupslurper said:
      This is what happens when your wifeis CEO andhas no idea what she is doing. It all starts at the top.Can’t wait to see the problems they are going to have with the move to the strip mall shopping center studio.

      Russel is gone and since JammerB works free I’ll assume he is in charge of the move. This move could be an epic fail.

      If all the fan-employees wake up one day, and demand a fair wage twit will be over.

      “YOU WANT UNION RATES??!! I CANT AFFORD IT, ILL DO MY FOUR SHOWS FROM MY HOUSE WITHOUT YOU LEACHES AND MAKE MORE MONEY!!! HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR A FAIR WAGE!!!! BURN YOU MAGGOTS BURN!!!

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      1. Instead of demanding Leo pay them more they should quit and go work for someone who will. If Leo won’t pay his employees a competitive wage, he shouldn’t be in business anyway.

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        1. By the way, this is one of the funniest (and saddest) posts I have seen here at TD. I believe Leo knows his popularity is waning and he is quickly becoming irrelevant, and he’s scared because he craves, above everything else, to be admired and looked up to by his peers.

          I bet deep inside he is jealous of Dick Debartolo because he knows people actually actually like and respect him, not because he’s rich and highly educated (which Leo constantly reminds us HE is) but because he’s an honest, decent human being. I may be wrong here, but I bet it’s true.

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  12. When the boss is a flimsy whore with no qualifications or talent then the whole operation rots from top to bottom. It doesn’t matter how ‘small” the operation.

    Seriously, how many people did she manage before TWiT? We’ve seen her blog posts where she brags about jumping from job to job but what about managing people?

    She’s a glorified accountant, if that. I’ve never seen her actually be on the floor managing anyone or anything.

    P.S. Robert Bulbasaur looking smug as ever. What are you so smug about you fat fuck? Is that because you have my IP? ROFL.

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    2. Jimmy Jam said:

      She’s a glorified accountant,

      Her talents are more along the line of what is called a full-charge bookkeeper. She knows how to enter payroll, receivable and payables. To be honest, she may not even enter bills and keep track of payables. That is why the fiasco happened with TWiT going down a few weeks ago. Low level bookkeepers don’t enter bills and bill payments, instead they just enter disbursements directly from what they see in bank account.

      Twit still uses Marvin the accountant who gave Lisa to Leo and my guess is that’s because he fixes all her mistakes. Lisa does things by following his instructions because she doesn’t understand anything. She has low intelligence.

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  13. I think the best part of this is “It’s too late… We have three minutes until Windows Weekly”

    God forbid anything should delay a TWiT show from starting exactly on time, to the minute.

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    1. Fred said:
      I think the best part of this is “It’s too late… We have three minutes until Windows Weekly”

      God forbid anything should delay a TWiT show from starting exactly on time, to the minute.

      TYFYC Fred.

      I came down here (in the comments) to voice the same sentiment.

      Every other week Leo tries to fuck off for FIFTEEN minutes before the show starts at roughly 11:20.

      FUCK YOU LAPORKE !!

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    2. Fred said:
      I think the best part of this is “It’s too late… We have three minutes until Windows Weekly”

      God forbid anything should delay a TWiT show from starting exactly on time, to the minute.

      Exactly, he just gets off on keeping employees scared and running.

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  15. He says he has had to explain it a thousand times, yet in the video he also says that it’s “the first time we’ve done it” , but that he “thought everybody understood what we were doing.” So, which is it? Either way, the boss is to blame for not teaching the staff beforehand.

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    1. Some broadcasting things, you just need real world experience and to watch it happen, before you truly understand it. I get how the technical director didn’t understand what Leo wanted to happen, but a person without broadcasting experience is not the right person for the job.

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  16. Yup looks like Leo La Fat Fuck’s arm candy aka ManTranny aka CeHo had fired everyone who knew what to do,
    now they are left with amateurs who don’t get paid enough to give a fuck .

    Did LaFuck forget ManTranny wanted Chad fired ? and he no longer works for the two L &L’s

    Watching this disaster clip while drinking a cold one is the perfect ending to a busy day.

    Hope ManTranny lets you jump her tonight Leo ? Reward for showing your Twit staff your still the boss
    LMFAO

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    2. HotdogWithMustard said:
      It’s breakfast at the TWiT brickhouse staff kitchen and one enthusiastic employee believes they have cornered the last remaining sausage – photo

      TYFYC, HotdogWithMustard! Love the picture! +33 :DD :)) Father Bulbasaur loves the man meat including yummy sausage! Though, I always pictured him more of a Vienna Sausage kind of guy… if you know what I mean.

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    2. Does Chad have a job? Sometimes when you need to put food on the table, the first thing you swallow is your pride.

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  19. Maybe stop hiring the cheapest people you can’t????

    On Padres G+ (where he begs for views) he said YouTube, where he gets 500-1000 views is 1% of his viewers. This is a MAJOR LIE. The biggest show only gets 70K and Knowhow is nowhere near twit on iTunes, or stitcher chart.

    I fucking hate that liar.

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    1. ****Corrected*****
      Maybe Leo should stop hiring the cheapest people he can!!!!!

      On Padre’s G+Page (where he begs for views) he said that YouTube, where he gets 500 – 1000 views an episode eis 1% of his Knowhow views. This is a MAJOR LIE. The biggest show on twit only gets 70K and Knowhow is nowhere near twit on iTunes or stitcher. Yet the fattest liar says 1000 is 1%. How do they all lie so much!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. It took me like 15 minutes to get through all of that I was laughing so hard!!!! WTF is going on??? This was the funniest post I’ve read in ages, the video is amazing,Leo’s annoyed voice is great, Fr. Robert blissfully playing and Chad disappearing is fantastic, but the real MVP is the unseen technical director that messes things up!! That’s the best comedy, the one that is implied! OGMChad this was amazing!

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    1. DrN said:
      This was the funniest post I’ve read in ages, the video is amazing,

      STOP WITH THE FAKE COMMENTS OR GO BACK TO SAYING THE ARTICLES ARE BRILLIANT. MORE ANNOYING THAN LEO LYING

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      1. Fake comments said: STOP WITH THE FAKE COMMENTS OR GO BACK TO SAYING THE ARTICLES ARE BRILLIANT. MORE ANNOYING THAN LEO LYING

        LOL. Sure littel boy. Why don’t you crawl back into your mommy’s cunt and stay there until the grown ups finish talking, ok sweetie? LOL.

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  22. I’ve already said it once as a reply to a comment, but MAN is this a hilarious article. Probably one of the simplest / funniest / best articles I’ve seen on here in a while. The video throwback to Leo swearing after Padre and Chad look like idiots is absolutely priceless!

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    1. TboneGreen said:
      I’ve already said it once as a reply to a comment, but MAN is this a hilarious article.Probably one of the simplest / funniest / best articles I’ve seen on here in a while. The video throwback to Leo swearing after Padre and Chad look like idiots is absolutely priceless!

      no its not
      when author needs to write fake comments about how amazing he is, its getting sad at TDHQ.

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  25. Only on the Internet could someone produce such a horrible product yet still run a company that allegedly makes a profit. It’s really amazing podcasting has lasted this long. That being said there are definitely some people putting out some interesting stuff, yet none of it is coming from this piece of shit network. I’m sure they realize this and have started the process of downsizing locations, and at some point downsizing staff and discontinuing video. Sure they may continue to make some money along the way and splurge it on extravagant vacations instead of re-investing it like they should, but the bottom line is that they will never be respected, as they have provided no significant contribution to the tech industry. At the most they will be remembered as being the scourge of the Internet. This is the only title they have ever earned.

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    1. TheTruth said:
      Only on the Internet could someone produce such a horrible product yet still run a company that allegedly makes a profit. It’s really amazing podcasting has lasted this long. That being said there are definitely some people putting out some interesting stuff, yet none of it is coming from this piece of shit network. I’m sure they realize this and have started the process of downsizing locations, and at some point downsizing staff and discontinuing video. Sure they may continue to make some money along the way and splurge it on extravagant vacations instead of re-investing it like they should, but the bottom line is that they will never be respected, as they have provided no significant contribution to the tech industry. At the most they will be remembered as being the scourge of the Internet. This is the only title they have ever earned.

      If Leo keeps saying that most of the podcasts are audio downloads and that they want to reduce the amount of video that they broadcast, then why the need for such a big studio? He complains about the cost of production and how much it costs to lease these studios. If that is the case, why not shutdown the studio and just run Twit out of his garage a la Marc Maron.

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        LaporkeOnAFork said: If that is the case, why not shutdown the studio and just run Twit out of his garage a la Marc Maron.

        But then where would the Tunt go..Part of the Tit fun is driving the expensive cars to the worthless job she is doing..Mercy no, we cant retreat to a Garage..that’s just plain wrong.

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    1. Jeff said:
      What is Chad’s background that makes him an authority on tech and an experienced TV/Video professional?

      Other than being a flaming twink, sweet fuck all…..

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  30. Ok so here is my thought of Leo’s behavior of recent years and especially lately. He looks like shit .. He has lost interest in his product and that is obvious. The product is nearing “Rock Bottom” as they say. Leo is in his own narcissistic fantasy world full of Denial and blindness while his outdated joke of a so called “Network” is slowly slipping away as a result of his mismanagement and lack of a professional and i mean PROFESSIONAL CEO . I think the man is on drugs there aint no way he’s that whipped … I mean seriously YokoLisa? so yeah i say its drugs (white powdery shit maybe?) and narcissism . He seems to be having manic episodes and mood swings and he has lost some weight (yet he feeds off his own fat when he’s not stuffing his garbage shoot with #soup and other shit) … hell I got nothing to do in these Early hours, ill be back with some more theories . Peace out ..

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  31. Is it me, or does the “Fuck, I have explained this about a thousand times” sort of sounds like a wannabe impression of what you’d hear in a Godfather movie?

    Just putting it out there.

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  33. Take note of this post. This is exactly what TD should be doing. Not crap about how ugly someone is, or the other moralizing bullshit no ones beyond a handful of people care about. Being crass and personal makes TD look bad. Don’t do that. TWiT wants to be professional podcasting. Show when they fuck that up like you just did. Do more of that.

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    1. Making fun of people is awesome! Sounds like you need a few more years on planet earth. If your not kicking someone in the head with your steel toes then someone will be using theirs on yours.

      Welcome to the real word,

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