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Leo Laporte Exposes a Penis On-Air During “The Tech Guy”

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UPDATE 3: Gawker and Perez Hilton have now covered the story, in which Leo lies about what happened. TOMO News has spoofed it as well. (He claims the video and everything else including his “oooo” sound of regret he made is a “photoshop”.)
UPDATE 2: Leo Laporte is shutting down their live chat and the behind-the-scenes live video due to him sending out a dick pic.
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Look closely. This is what appeared on The Tech Guy, Sunday May 24, 2015.

It was edited out, as we suspected, from the podcast download.

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This has been removed from YouTube: “This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube’s policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.” Hmmm. Who could have done that? Watch the uncensored version above.

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200 thoughts on “Leo Laporte Exposes a Penis On-Air During “The Tech Guy””

    1. Leo’s daughter has been arrested- more than once. You can see her arrest records just by googling her name. Not to mention dropping out of college. What is happening in that family?

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  3. Forget the dick pic, look at those pics of Ceho and the kid, she’s all over him like a hooker who had tenner slipped in her panties . Poor kid is being molested. Disgusting

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  5. Yesterday, on the New Screen Savers, Leo said that every time he logs into Facebook, he sees ads for Adult FriendFinder. Aren’t those ads targeted based on your browsing history?

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  8. Mr. Laporte has a disturbing track record of airing his dirty laundry through technological miscues. It’s almost too easy to assume that the penis in question belongs to him. Where was Father Ballecer? Where was the child?

    Just askin’ and best regards

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    2. It looks like he took the pic and sent it to Lisa or someone else for that matter. It’s almost less bad if he sent it to Lisa. He’s allowed to sext his wife but for the love of god, don’t show the world.

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  9. quick someone send that to premiere. send it to apple as well they have to put explicit tags on twit again. i cant believe hes still dong that crap ugh. that time he got caught showing dirty texts was one thing but that’s just disgusting showing that on air. no prep indeed

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  12. Ever since the rumors of Leo having a mircopenis broke on TD he has been fashing that thing all over the place. Somehow I’ve watched Leo for 15+ years and never seen or even thought about his penis and, now, within the last two weeks, I’ve seen enough that I could identify his little buddy in a police line up. I just don’t believe this is a coincidence. Frankly I think Lisa is in on it too, she don’t want to be known for dating the tech guy with the micropenis either.

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      1. Let’s be analytical about this. First, if Leo had a micropenis you’d never see it with that gut of his. That is just a fact. Second, their is nothing to reference in the dick pic so you can’t tell size at all, basically just that it is not inverted or a micropenis. Look, I never wanted to think about his penis in the first place, and I’d actually find it more funning if he did have a mircopenis, but unfortunately this doesn’t seem to be the case.

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        2. It may not be inverted, and thus not medically a micropenis… but he has a pretty small penis. From that photo it looks like it’s about 4 inches on a good day. If there was more penis to photograph he obviously would have done so.

          The way he swiftly exited after TWiT says he had something on his mind. Whatever, I have zero sympathy for him now. As Theeeee Tech Guy, in fucking 2015, he should know better never to photograph his genitals. Countless celebrities, politicians, etc. have had to deal with this but somehow he thinks he’s above it all. Or maybe he has no common sense. Either way, I’m grabbing the popcorn.

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  13. Ever since the rumors of Leo having a mircopenis broke on TD he has been fashing that thing all over the place. Somehow I’ve watched Leo for 15+ years and never seen or even thought about his penis and, now, within the last two weeks, I’ve seen enough that I could identify his little buddy in a police line up. I just don’t believe this is a coincidence. Frankly I think Lisa is in on it too, she doesn’t want to be known for dating the tech guy with the micropenis either.

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        1. Let’s try that again. Maybe they’ve cut a deal for Mr. Laporte’s new show: TWiLP (This Week in Leo’s Penis).

          still laughin’ and cryin’ and continued regards

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  16. WTF , did I just see Leo’s hairy “Junk”??? in that photo album??
    fucking unreal,
    and what’s with the hands over the mouth obsession ??????
    fucking sick
    and this was on air live
    Unfucking believable

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  17. actually “Myriam Joire’s Mother ” there is a reference in that picture to verify Leo’s penis is micro ” his hair bush “!!!!!!! Unless his bush is 12” long his penis is small, sorry to burst your bubble.

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  26. I’m sorry guys. That is my baloney pony. I stopped by when leo was gone with the kid. I had to much wine and it happened.

    Lisa said I was small but I didn’t know I would be in a stadium.

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  27. This should go to Harry’s, lynda.com and all the rest.

    In fact, I would post that link on their respective Facebook pages for maximum exposure (pun intended.)

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  28. Methinks this is a desperate attempt to bump up site visits by LaPorke and the CEhO.

    Remember, he is old school media (gotta kiss butt …) and they launched a show w/controversy (cease and desist) aka: buzz, and must see TV (Dvorak and Jolie) to drive viewing and downloads. May sweeps stunts equal higher advert rate cards.

    Besides, there’s the whole curtain/drapes thing that just doesn’t add up.

    Oh, my eyes.

    Bleach, stat.

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  29. Realist,

    Why should TD lawyer up? I’ve been an attorney for many years and am sick of assholes like you who thinks he knows the law.

    All TD has done was pull a clip from TWIT, douchebag. It’s called Fair Use and is totally within the law. Any comments regarding that photo is covered by the First Amendment.

    So fuck off douchebag.

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    1. Holden,

      I’ve been a lawyer for even more years than you. I am sick of assholeslike you thinking that Free Speech and the First Amendment give them the right to say anything they like without consequences.

      You can say whatever you want but you can be held responsible for it.

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      1. It’s not as if he was ‘hacked’… this is something he aired on a public show. It’s fair game, nobody went looking for photos of him. He is the one who exposed himself.

        This is not the same as when somone breaks into your iCloud. He fucking aired this for all to see. If I see a naked idiot running around on the street, I can look at him, even photograph it I want.

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      2. Realist, you’re a liar and you don’t know what you’re talking about. There is no First Amendment in this post, it’s rebroadcast of original content under fair use.

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  30. Another passing thought.

    Perhaps that’s the Segway delivery dude, and the image was imported from the CEhO’s device.

    Must go soak in Purell now.

    Ciao.

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    2. So Mr. Laporte rewrote history, much the same way as some in the European Union wants Google to do. I thought Mr. Laporte agreed with Mr. Jarvis that was inappropriate.

      Just sayin’ and best regards

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      1. If Mr. Laporte’s penis invokes its right to be forgotten, will we have to take down its Facebook page and close its Twitter account?

        Just askin’ and best regards

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    1. I’m not sure what that is? I sort of thought it might be one of those farmer’s market mushrooms? They’ve got a lot of interesting varieties these days.

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  41. Realist,

    Where did you go to law school, scumbag? I graduated from an Ivy League institution in the top three of my class.

    Stop stalking me, douchebag.

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  42. The true me has the space graphic next to my user name.

    Realist, if you are an attorney, what was your LSAT score? No googling, sweetheart. That would be cheating.

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  43. Totaldrama have done it again!
    Another ground breaking exclusive story. Too bad the rest of the media aren’t as good with investigative journalism

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  45. They removed the incriminating evidence from the published podcast. Would love to have been a fly on the wall when Leo had to tell someone to cut that bit out. What a fucking idiot.

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  49. You guys should start using the Disqus platform for comments. The impersonators and purported multiple “account” comments make this site very suspicious. It’s a cut and paste.

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  50. You guys should start using the Disqus platform for comments. The impersonators and purported multiple “account” comments make this site very suspicious. It’s a cut and paste.

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  51. You guys should start using the Disqus platform for comments. The impersonators and purported multiple “account” comments make this site very suspicious. It’s a cut and paste.

    :-/

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  56. I just had a horrible thought. What if the offending pic is of Lisa’s son? The pictures that are posted of her with her son, have a creepy vibe to them. After the earlier ‘curtains/carpet’ comment, I wonder…

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  58. Where is that fat fuck Jason Cortez? I was thinking he would be here defending his buddy Leo and trolling HW. Jason has seen that pecker up close and personal. He could confirm if it was Leos, padres or Elgums.

    He is Twits on site pecker checker.

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  59. Wow what a stupid dick!!! and I am not talking about Leo’s puny elfin inadequate little maggot.

    This just goes to show what a bell-end he is by having private pornographic photos on a photo album he uses for his “Net-casting” shows.

    He wont ever implicitly say it was his fault for exposing himself. He will blame Apples iPhoto as he deleted the image on his phone and assumed it had been deleted in iCloud. Mark my words and put it in the red book JCD. Expect Leo to be more discourteous about Apple going forward.

    Furthermore, he will also go on the defensive and blame TotalDrama for photoshopping his toddler and harassing him.

    The fact is we all now know why Lisa Kentzell married him and it’s certainly wasn’t for his manly lovemaking erect phallus. Gees, she just gone up in my estimation as a gold-digger and fraud.

    I feel sorry for his children; and what the hell is going on with his step-son & Kentzell. This is totally dysfunctional incestuous behaviour which should not be shared. In fact that child needs to be taken into care.

    As far as I am concerned Leo needs to shove his dick in his mouth and shut the F*** up and take everything “cuming” his way like a man.

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      1. Some of their mates are bound to have seen it and it will still be pretty embarrassing to face them. I suppose having plenty of money outweighs having such an embarrassing dad.

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    2. Well, if I were Henry, I’d be pretty proud tbh. Beating daddy in the man department and all.

      A few years ago, Leo posted a picture of Henry on a game day (Superbowl Sunday maybe?) and quickly deleted it because Henry was bulging big time and comments got really out of hand.

      But yeah, at least we now know who the real man in the Laporte family is.

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  70. ??The Doctor
    Think you hit the nail on the head, “Peek-a-Boo little dinky” may not be #Soups but CeHo’s manly lady parts
    ??

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  71. Seriously, this guy is supposed to be a technology expert and yet time and time again he exposes personal material on his network. Whatever credibility he had left is now completely gone.

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      1. I don’t even know Big Jim, but I’m willing to wager he’s never broadcast a kielbasa on his damn radio show via his technology network.

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  73. pretty weak ‘scandal’ compared to Cos, Collins, and that 19 kids kid.

    hate Leo all you want but a thumbnail of a dick pic aint no smoking gun

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    1. What you don’t get that it actually doesn’t matter who the penile perpetrator was, it’s the principle of the Thing being broadcast.

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  74. Stopped listening to all TWIT programs a few months ago. I will never go back. Leo has descended into a deep dark place and exudes contempt toward a majority of those around him including callers to his Tech Guy show. He seems to be spiraling out of control more and more every day. Maybe he has serious chemical imbalance caused by who knows what. Who cares. I’m glad this website is here to expose this guy. The only people who follow and love him are the simple minded fools who are suckers.

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    3. Molly, you’re getting to be a sad joke, Leo can’t afford a lawyer after marrying the CeHo. There’s nothing here a lawyer can do anything about. Do you want to see my dick?

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  78. To quote someone who I can’t quite recollect to attribute:

    “Any publicity is good publicity…during a sweeps month. ”

    – TWiT’s CEhO
    (who I am sure has a “work-around” for LaPorke’s mighty ~3 inch)

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    1. Perhaps more accurately, when it’s a media personality with a narcissistic personality disorder we’re talking about, a scandal is fine with him, as long as he gets plenty of attention.

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        1. Naw, she really is a LOT dumber on tech, BUT, aLOT smarter on how to make money, AND how to get on far more stations than the TTG ever has – not to say he couldnt, he just need to keep DICK OFF CAM.

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      1. Mr. Laporte’s ball has been a constant source for his overly repetitive, childish and boorish double entendres; it is his lack of imagination, rather than any sense of shock through rudeness, that truly offends.

        Just sayin’ and best regards

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        1. A couple years ago, while Mr. Laporte was still fund-raising for the new studio, a bus carrying his son’s class on a ski trip was searched by the police in Elko, Nevada, after a K-9 sniff indicated the possible presence of drugs. Marijuana was confiscated. Mr. Laporte briefly mentioned the event during a break in his Tech Guy program. An imaginative wit might have seen some humor and incorporated it into the next fund-raising request, “Why, even my son Henry bought a brick!”

          Mr. Laporte, you coulda made us proud; instead you give us feeble remarks about your balls (you’ve had problems with more than one)–humor so limp as to appeal only to the pre-pubescent. Now we get the picture.

          Just sayin’ and best regards

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  82. Ladies and gentlemen wienergate has run is course. Time to watch damage control. Look for a big wall to go up. A subscription to watch Twit. No more live stream. Everything will have to be edited first. Leo destroyed his dream. Lisa is a cash kinda girl. It’s perfect time for her to lock the place down. No reason for anyone to get nasty, Leo did it he has to fix it if he can.

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  83. I’ll help uncle Leo get out of this PR nightmare, with my make shift degree in technology, and my mad skills, yo.

    Those guys at Premiere won’t know what hit them after I’m done talking.

    THAT’S WHAT I DO.

    I am the Internet.

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  87. And for the love of crap, is it too hard to have accounts specifically FOR this purpose? Ya know, business related? So when he needs to show things on the stream he can do it from an account that ISN’T his personal account? Jesus.

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    2. Paul Thurrot does a thousand screen captures a week, maybe he can give Laporte some pointers on how not to be an idiot about it.

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    1. Please, mister, please, don’t play B-17
      It was our song, it was his dong but it’s over
      Please, mister, please, if you know what I mean
      I don’t ever wanna see that dong again.

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  92. Morons, put the comment box at the top.

    The only reason the penis pic was edited out was because you idiots put it in here, for the mods to see and report – good going idiots.

    OR you did TWiT a public service by forcing the issue, causing the pic out of the podcast

    But, wait, there’s more!

    No, no service, because you still have the penis pic here, on TD. That might get you shut down. Again.

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    1. These idiots barely know how to sign up for WordPress, and you’re asking them to do html editing. I don’t know how they figured out the domain name registration.

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  94. Once on TechTV back in the late 90’s I saw him expose his home address on screen. Using a TIVO I played it back and you could clearly read the address. Also awhile back on Facebook he was complaining about getting ripped off by a third party Amazon seller on a reboxed coffee maker that was not the model he payed for. Why should anyone listen to this guy? He’s clearly s dunce and not savvy enough techwise otherwise these blunders wouldn’t occur

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  96. Karma is a bitch, I remember long ago Leo Laporte in his jocking style mocked Cat Schwartz for inadvertently exposing herself on a photo.

    There most be a video somewhere about this incident, it was on some of his broadcasts, many of his guest where unaware about what happend to her (he wasn’t a guest), it was not her fault, she cropped a photo and because of a bug in photoshop the uncropped part of the picture was saved as a thumbnail along with the cropped version she posted somewhere, yet he ashamed her even more letting all the internet know about this… he deserved all the bad he gets.

    What a dick this guy is (pun intended), an awful awful person.

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    1. i know you are trying to make a hulabaloo of the dick thing on reddit somethingawful etc but no one outside of this site seems to think it’s a big deal.

      so what? real or not it’s not even that funny or an actual scandal.

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