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Leo Laporte Exposes a Penis On-Air During “The Tech Guy”

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UPDATE 3: Gawker and Perez Hilton have now covered the story, in which Leo lies about what happened. TOMO News has spoofed it as well. (He claims the video and everything else including his “oooo” sound of regret he made is a “photoshop”.)
UPDATE 2: Leo Laporte is shutting down their live chat and the behind-the-scenes live video due to him sending out a dick pic.
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197 thoughts on “Leo Laporte Exposes a Penis On-Air During “The Tech Guy””

    1. Leo’s daughter has been arrested- more than once. You can see her arrest records just by googling her name. Not to mention dropping out of college. What is happening in that family?

      1. “Misdemeanor impersonation”: sounds like she played the old “Do you know who I am?” card. A family of lowlives.

  3. Forget the dick pic, look at those pics of Ceho and the kid, she’s all over him like a hooker who had tenner slipped in her panties . Poor kid is being molested. Disgusting

    2. I agree. Those pics of Lisa and her son seem a little bazaar . Just too much ‘mommy love’ here.

  5. Yesterday, on the New Screen Savers, Leo said that every time he logs into Facebook, he sees ads for Adult FriendFinder. Aren’t those ads targeted based on your browsing history?

  6. A this is the person they call. The Tech Guy. But he can’t keep his dick to himself. Well we know CEOho is not in it for the penis. Has to be for the money.

  7. I’m going to be the first one to say it: decent thickness, small penis. Nothing to really brag about.

  8. Mr. Laporte has a disturbing track record of airing his dirty laundry through technological miscues. It’s almost too easy to assume that the penis in question belongs to him. Where was Father Ballecer? Where was the child?

    Just askin’ and best regards

    2. It looks like he took the pic and sent it to Lisa or someone else for that matter. It’s almost less bad if he sent it to Lisa. He’s allowed to sext his wife but for the love of god, don’t show the world.

      1. This is not family friendly; this is family too friendly.

        just sayin’ and best regards

    3. Padre is just so good at babysitting the child…
      “That’s it, make Padre’s throttle hum…”

  9. quick someone send that to premiere. send it to apple as well they have to put explicit tags on twit again. i cant believe hes still dong that crap ugh. that time he got caught showing dirty texts was one thing but that’s just disgusting showing that on air. no prep indeed

  11. Should we report this to the appropriate people? I thought this was suppose to be a family friendly network?

  12. Ever since the rumors of Leo having a mircopenis broke on TD he has been fashing that thing all over the place. Somehow I’ve watched Leo for 15+ years and never seen or even thought about his penis and, now, within the last two weeks, I’ve seen enough that I could identify his little buddy in a police line up. I just don’t believe this is a coincidence. Frankly I think Lisa is in on it too, she don’t want to be known for dating the tech guy with the micropenis either.

      1. Let’s be analytical about this. First, if Leo had a micropenis you’d never see it with that gut of his. That is just a fact. Second, their is nothing to reference in the dick pic so you can’t tell size at all, basically just that it is not inverted or a micropenis. Look, I never wanted to think about his penis in the first place, and I’d actually find it more funning if he did have a mircopenis, but unfortunately this doesn’t seem to be the case.

        2. It may not be inverted, and thus not medically a micropenis… but he has a pretty small penis. From that photo it looks like it’s about 4 inches on a good day. If there was more penis to photograph he obviously would have done so.

          The way he swiftly exited after TWiT says he had something on his mind. Whatever, I have zero sympathy for him now. As Theeeee Tech Guy, in fucking 2015, he should know better never to photograph his genitals. Countless celebrities, politicians, etc. have had to deal with this but somehow he thinks he’s above it all. Or maybe he has no common sense. Either way, I’m grabbing the popcorn.

          1. Narcissists do indeed think that they are above it all.

            Just observin’ and best regards

    2. There are few times in my life that I’m glad I have trouble seeing. This is one of those times.

  13. Ever since the rumors of Leo having a mircopenis broke on TD he has been fashing that thing all over the place. Somehow I’ve watched Leo for 15+ years and never seen or even thought about his penis and, now, within the last two weeks, I’ve seen enough that I could identify his little buddy in a police line up. I just don’t believe this is a coincidence. Frankly I think Lisa is in on it too, she doesn’t want to be known for dating the tech guy with the micropenis either.

    1. Exactly, Leo knows he has a problem, maybe Spotify needs a notify before they ” go live with TWiT content”

      1. Maybe they’ve cut a new for Mr. Laporte’s new show: TWiLP (This Week in Leo’s Penis).

        Just laughin’ and cryin’ and best regards

        1. Let’s try that again. Maybe they’ve cut a deal for Mr. Laporte’s new show: TWiLP (This Week in Leo’s Penis).

          still laughin’ and cryin’ and continued regards

  16. WTF , did I just see Leo’s hairy “Junk”??? in that photo album??
    fucking unreal,
    and what’s with the hands over the mouth obsession ??????
    fucking sick
    and this was on air live
    Unfucking believable

  17. actually “Myriam Joire’s Mother ” there is a reference in that picture to verify Leo’s penis is micro ” his hair bush “!!!!!!! Unless his bush is 12” long his penis is small, sorry to burst your bubble.

  19. That episode is playing on the re-run cycle now. I wonder if he’ll cancel the playback before it gets to that part again.

  20. He’s off air no so no doubt they’re strategizing how to handle it. What’s the line on claiming it’s a TD creation / fake?

    1. The episode is playing in the re-run loop now. It’ll get to that part in about 2hrs to confirm if it really happened or not.

  21. All true, we photoshopped it. Actually it was smaller.

    I only wish we had the skills to do that. and to do that video edit.

    Which we didn’t.

    Mistakes happen.

  23. No one noticed my beautiful wife topless in the next pic.?

    I almost hit four inches in that pic. It is being photographed by an intern for myself, I have not seen it in a few months.

  26. I’m sorry guys. That is my baloney pony. I stopped by when leo was gone with the kid. I had to much wine and it happened.

    Lisa said I was small but I didn’t know I would be in a stadium.

    1. Just watched the episode on youtube. They deleted it. Some brow beaten editor no doubt suffered through the agony of clipping it out.

  27. This should go to Harry’s, lynda.com and all the rest.

    In fact, I would post that link on their respective Facebook pages for maximum exposure (pun intended.)

  28. Methinks this is a desperate attempt to bump up site visits by LaPorke and the CEhO.

    Remember, he is old school media (gotta kiss butt …) and they launched a show w/controversy (cease and desist) aka: buzz, and must see TV (Dvorak and Jolie) to drive viewing and downloads. May sweeps stunts equal higher advert rate cards.

    Besides, there’s the whole curtain/drapes thing that just doesn’t add up.

    Oh, my eyes.

    Bleach, stat.

  29. Realist,

    Why should TD lawyer up? I’ve been an attorney for many years and am sick of assholes like you who thinks he knows the law.

    All TD has done was pull a clip from TWIT, douchebag. It’s called Fair Use and is totally within the law. Any comments regarding that photo is covered by the First Amendment.

    So fuck off douchebag.

    1. Holden,

      I’ve been a lawyer for even more years than you. I am sick of assholeslike you thinking that Free Speech and the First Amendment give them the right to say anything they like without consequences.

      You can say whatever you want but you can be held responsible for it.

      1. It’s not as if he was ‘hacked’… this is something he aired on a public show. It’s fair game, nobody went looking for photos of him. He is the one who exposed himself.

        This is not the same as when somone breaks into your iCloud. He fucking aired this for all to see. If I see a naked idiot running around on the street, I can look at him, even photograph it I want.

      2. Realist, you’re a liar and you don’t know what you’re talking about. There is no First Amendment in this post, it’s rebroadcast of original content under fair use.

      3. But what did Mr. Laporte’s penis know, and when did it know it?

        Just sayin’ and best regards

    3. I have been a fake internet commenter even longer than you Holden. You dunno shit!

  30. Another passing thought.

    Perhaps that’s the Segway delivery dude, and the image was imported from the CEhO’s device.

    Must go soak in Purell now.

    Ciao.

  32. I’m guessing they will try and get the video pulled down. Should we rehost it all over the internet?

    1. Great. Two things that will live forever: Mr. Laporte’s ego and his penis.

      Just cryin’ and best regards

  34. The episode has been posted and you can see that they edited out this part – which confirms that this post is legit. Wow.

    1. You can see the time in the menu bar hop at the 2:26:38 mark in the posted episode. It cut out 8 secs or so.

    2. So Mr. Laporte rewrote history, much the same way as some in the European Union wants Google to do. I thought Mr. Laporte agreed with Mr. Jarvis that was inappropriate.

      Just sayin’ and best regards

      1. If Mr. Laporte’s penis invokes its right to be forgotten, will we have to take down its Facebook page and close its Twitter account?

        Just askin’ and best regards

  35. I would love to have been there when Leo informed the under paid peon, “you have to edit that, I showed my tiny junk to the world”

    1. Betcha a buck that he had a flunky, say Jammer B, do it.

      And many thanks, amigos. I haven’t laughed this much in quite some time.

  36. Looks like little leo came out to play. To bad the sick fuck guy can’t figure out how to delete his dick pics.

  37. I bet this was for a “try before you buy” episode title : Leo recommends clippers for your manbush

  38. I suspect he was sending it to someone other than his wife. Possibly a dude, based off of things he’s said lately.

  39. Theeeeee Sex Guy.

    Too short for a selfie-stick; long enough for a selfie.

    Fillet it; batter it; pan fry it.

    Just thinkin’ and best regards

    1. I’m not sure what that is? I sort of thought it might be one of those farmer’s market mushrooms? They’ve got a lot of interesting varieties these days.

  41. Realist,

    Where did you go to law school, scumbag? I graduated from an Ivy League institution in the top three of my class.

    Stop stalking me, douchebag.

  42. The true me has the space graphic next to my user name.

    Realist, if you are an attorney, what was your LSAT score? No googling, sweetheart. That would be cheating.

  43. Totaldrama have done it again!
    Another ground breaking exclusive story. Too bad the rest of the media aren’t as good with investigative journalism

  45. They removed the incriminating evidence from the published podcast. Would love to have been a fly on the wall when Leo had to tell someone to cut that bit out. What a fucking idiot.

  49. You guys should start using the Disqus platform for comments. The impersonators and purported multiple “account” comments make this site very suspicious. It’s a cut and paste.

  50. You guys should start using the Disqus platform for comments. The impersonators and purported multiple “account” comments make this site very suspicious. It’s a cut and paste.

  51. You guys should start using the Disqus platform for comments. The impersonators and purported multiple “account” comments make this site very suspicious. It’s a cut and paste.

    :-/

  52. If only Mr. Laporte had used the $8,000 lens, it would have made all the difference.

    Just grievin’ and best regards

  53. Was this during a break or live? I’m surprised no one in the media want to touch this one.

  54. Lest we forget, let us pause and give thanks to Jo Anne for raising the alarm in the previous blog post.

    Just payin’ tribute and best regards

  56. I just had a horrible thought. What if the offending pic is of Lisa’s son? The pictures that are posted of her with her son, have a creepy vibe to them. After the earlier ‘curtains/carpet’ comment, I wonder…

    1. Marco,

      I think you knocked it on the head and you may be right. Explains a lot looking at the photo.

  58. Where is that fat fuck Jason Cortez? I was thinking he would be here defending his buddy Leo and trolling HW. Jason has seen that pecker up close and personal. He could confirm if it was Leos, padres or Elgums.

    He is Twits on site pecker checker.

    2. Cortez only trolls TD on the days he works at twit. Probably feels like it’s part of his job.

  59. Wow what a stupid dick!!! and I am not talking about Leo’s puny elfin inadequate little maggot.

    This just goes to show what a bell-end he is by having private pornographic photos on a photo album he uses for his “Net-casting” shows.

    He wont ever implicitly say it was his fault for exposing himself. He will blame Apples iPhoto as he deleted the image on his phone and assumed it had been deleted in iCloud. Mark my words and put it in the red book JCD. Expect Leo to be more discourteous about Apple going forward.

    Furthermore, he will also go on the defensive and blame TotalDrama for photoshopping his toddler and harassing him.

    The fact is we all now know why Lisa Kentzell married him and it’s certainly wasn’t for his manly lovemaking erect phallus. Gees, she just gone up in my estimation as a gold-digger and fraud.

    I feel sorry for his children; and what the hell is going on with his step-son & Kentzell. This is totally dysfunctional incestuous behaviour which should not be shared. In fact that child needs to be taken into care.

    As far as I am concerned Leo needs to shove his dick in his mouth and shut the F*** up and take everything “cuming” his way like a man.

    1. No this is karma for exposing the delivery guys ass live on the air.

      I am surprised face recognition didn’t pick that up as EffenDumb

  65. Are there any subreddits we can post this to? It would be nice if this could come up whenever people google leo’s name.

    1. I’ve posted it to r/This week in tech
      It hasn’t been deleted yet..got few comments

  67. Christ you never know what’s next with TWiT. If I was one of his kids I’d be absolutely mortified.

    1. I don’t think Henry or Abby give a crap what their Dad does, as long as Leo keeps being their cash machine.

      1. Some of their mates are bound to have seen it and it will still be pretty embarrassing to face them. I suppose having plenty of money outweighs having such an embarrassing dad.

    2. Well, if I were Henry, I’d be pretty proud tbh. Beating daddy in the man department and all.

      A few years ago, Leo posted a picture of Henry on a game day (Superbowl Sunday maybe?) and quickly deleted it because Henry was bulging big time and comments got really out of hand.

      But yeah, at least we now know who the real man in the Laporte family is.

  68. This guy is in the middle of a serious mid-life crisis. That said, I’ll bet that’s Lisa’s penis.

  70. ??The Doctor
    Think you hit the nail on the head, “Peek-a-Boo little dinky” may not be #Soups but CeHo’s manly lady parts
    ??

  71. Seriously, this guy is supposed to be a technology expert and yet time and time again he exposes personal material on his network. Whatever credibility he had left is now completely gone.

      1. I don’t even know Big Jim, but I’m willing to wager he’s never broadcast a kielbasa on his damn radio show via his technology network.

  73. pretty weak ‘scandal’ compared to Cos, Collins, and that 19 kids kid.

    hate Leo all you want but a thumbnail of a dick pic aint no smoking gun

    1. What you don’t get that it actually doesn’t matter who the penile perpetrator was, it’s the principle of the Thing being broadcast.

  74. Stopped listening to all TWIT programs a few months ago. I will never go back. Leo has descended into a deep dark place and exudes contempt toward a majority of those around him including callers to his Tech Guy show. He seems to be spiraling out of control more and more every day. Maybe he has serious chemical imbalance caused by who knows what. Who cares. I’m glad this website is here to expose this guy. The only people who follow and love him are the simple minded fools who are suckers.

  77. I hope they shut you assholes down. I’m reporting this to Leo so he can get his lawyers after you fuckers.

    3. Molly, you’re getting to be a sad joke, Leo can’t afford a lawyer after marrying the CeHo. There’s nothing here a lawyer can do anything about. Do you want to see my dick?

  78. To quote someone who I can’t quite recollect to attribute:

    “Any publicity is good publicity…during a sweeps month. ”

    – TWiT’s CEhO
    (who I am sure has a “work-around” for LaPorke’s mighty ~3 inch)

    1. Perhaps more accurately, when it’s a media personality with a narcissistic personality disorder we’re talking about, a scandal is fine with him, as long as he gets plenty of attention.

    1. I don’t know who Kim Komando is, but they probably didn’t do anything to deserve this.

      1. Digital goddess according to her, she monetizes everything and is just as stupid as Leo.

        1. Naw, she really is a LOT dumber on tech, BUT, aLOT smarter on how to make money, AND how to get on far more stations than the TTG ever has – not to say he couldnt, he just need to keep DICK OFF CAM.

      1. Mr. Laporte’s ball has been a constant source for his overly repetitive, childish and boorish double entendres; it is his lack of imagination, rather than any sense of shock through rudeness, that truly offends.

        Just sayin’ and best regards

        1. A couple years ago, while Mr. Laporte was still fund-raising for the new studio, a bus carrying his son’s class on a ski trip was searched by the police in Elko, Nevada, after a K-9 sniff indicated the possible presence of drugs. Marijuana was confiscated. Mr. Laporte briefly mentioned the event during a break in his Tech Guy program. An imaginative wit might have seen some humor and incorporated it into the next fund-raising request, “Why, even my son Henry bought a brick!”

          Mr. Laporte, you coulda made us proud; instead you give us feeble remarks about your balls (you’ve had problems with more than one)–humor so limp as to appeal only to the pre-pubescent. Now we get the picture.

          Just sayin’ and best regards

  82. Ladies and gentlemen wienergate has run is course. Time to watch damage control. Look for a big wall to go up. A subscription to watch Twit. No more live stream. Everything will have to be edited first. Leo destroyed his dream. Lisa is a cash kinda girl. It’s perfect time for her to lock the place down. No reason for anyone to get nasty, Leo did it he has to fix it if he can.

  83. I’ll help uncle Leo get out of this PR nightmare, with my make shift degree in technology, and my mad skills, yo.

    Those guys at Premiere won’t know what hit them after I’m done talking.

    THAT’S WHAT I DO.

    I am the Internet.

  86. Is there any way we can time-travel back to the cottage days when Twit was pretty awesome? Before Yoko?

      1. You mean Lisa diddled Hillary Clinton too? Yoko said she had so carrying the analogy through…

  87. And for the love of crap, is it too hard to have accounts specifically FOR this purpose? Ya know, business related? So when he needs to show things on the stream he can do it from an account that ISN’T his personal account? Jesus.

    2. Paul Thurrot does a thousand screen captures a week, maybe he can give Laporte some pointers on how not to be an idiot about it.

    1. Please, mister, please, don’t play B-17
      It was our song, it was his dong but it’s over
      Please, mister, please, if you know what I mean
      I don’t ever wanna see that dong again.

  91. I hope Larry Magid (occasional TWiT guest) and his safekids.org site have added TWiT to inappropriate sites.

  92. Morons, put the comment box at the top.

    The only reason the penis pic was edited out was because you idiots put it in here, for the mods to see and report – good going idiots.

    OR you did TWiT a public service by forcing the issue, causing the pic out of the podcast

    But, wait, there’s more!

    No, no service, because you still have the penis pic here, on TD. That might get you shut down. Again.

    1. These idiots barely know how to sign up for WordPress, and you’re asking them to do html editing. I don’t know how they figured out the domain name registration.

    2. We are much obliged by your visit and the good folks here at TD apologize that the comment box is not to your satisfaction.

  93. well the length looks fairly average to me, but it’s pretty thick . that might give the illusion of being smaller for some of you amateurs, or guys with skinny dicks.

  94. Once on TechTV back in the late 90’s I saw him expose his home address on screen. Using a TIVO I played it back and you could clearly read the address. Also awhile back on Facebook he was complaining about getting ripped off by a third party Amazon seller on a reboxed coffee maker that was not the model he payed for. Why should anyone listen to this guy? He’s clearly s dunce and not savvy enough techwise otherwise these blunders wouldn’t occur

  95. leo Should be a politician. If you get caught lie and then lie some more….

    hard to believe he has not run for office yet.

  96. Karma is a bitch, I remember long ago Leo Laporte in his jocking style mocked Cat Schwartz for inadvertently exposing herself on a photo.

    There most be a video somewhere about this incident, it was on some of his broadcasts, many of his guest where unaware about what happend to her (he wasn’t a guest), it was not her fault, she cropped a photo and because of a bug in photoshop the uncropped part of the picture was saved as a thumbnail along with the cropped version she posted somewhere, yet he ashamed her even more letting all the internet know about this… he deserved all the bad he gets.

    What a dick this guy is (pun intended), an awful awful person.

    1. Interesting – perhaps it’s time this dickish behavior came to light once again.

    1. i know you are trying to make a hulabaloo of the dick thing on reddit somethingawful etc but no one outside of this site seems to think it’s a big deal.

      so what? real or not it’s not even that funny or an actual scandal.

      1. even the gawker comments are mostly supportive of leo. only outrage is coming from same people who comment here.

  98. For what it’s worth I bet Dr. Mom, one of Soup’s biggest groupies, cannot stop fapping to this.

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