Passive-aggressive mean girl Denise Howell forced to wear TWiT fez

Denise Howell wears that ugly TWiT fez over her wig.
Denise Howell wears that ugly TWiT fez over her wig.

Legendary bitchy TWiT contributor Denise Howell (hostess of “This Week in Law”) has been sent a year-end “bonus” by Leo ’n’ Lisa: The ugly TWiT fez. Denise was forced to wear the gift that is essentially just a branding opportunity for the shitty TWiT company disguised as something nice for the hosts. (Total Drama tried for nearly 14 minutes to get a better screen capture than the one above, but Denise kept fluttering her eyes like a French whore so often, that it was impossible to get a more flattering pose.)

Wearing zero makeup with a dirty sweatshirt sitting in her outdated middle-class kitchen at home, Denise Howell appears uncomfortable and barely able to contain the subtext of rage that bubbles under the surface as she wears the ugly hat over her wig.

Hey, Denise: Next time you decide to bring out that ice-cold bitch stare, make sure that you actually have some real-world work experience to back up that rude attitude. Nobody wants to hire an attorney who doesn’t even have a real office.

30 thoughts on “Passive-aggressive mean girl Denise Howell forced to wear TWiT fez”

  1. It’s a chapeau! Get your facts straight!

    Those fezs are such lame fucking gifts, i don’t understand why he keeps giving them out. Branding opportunity my ass, even Ihnatko would only wear such a thing on TWiT itself.

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  2. As usual, TD subverts its messages with its own trade-marked crapola that makes Leo’s assine fezes and bizarre cheapo gift-giving look reasonable by comparison.

    Wearing makeup or not wearing makeup is totally an individual decision with both being equally acceptable. In a recent TD blog someone is accused of wearing *too much* makeup, so finding that sweet spot that satisifies TD’s sensibilities would be very hard to accomplish if in fact anyone cared a whit about fine-tuning their personal appearance to TD’s specifications.

    Making fun of someone’s kitchen is stupider then giving someone a fez.

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    1. (Continuing original reply) In the same way and for the same reason that “stewardess” has been replaced by “flight attendent,” “hostess” is a term that has largely been retired, except for snack cakes, and replaced by the gender neutral “host.” Hello.

      Calling a woman a bitch is, well …. , if you don’t know there’s no point in telling you.

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  3. Please direct your attention where the “Classic” Twit fez can be spotted setting over her shoulder on the counter. The same can be said for the rest of “Classic” Twit, which has been shelved for the new and improved ad platform called: “10 minute ads with uncle Leo”

    (Yes you did read that wrong Leo would never do a show about 10 minute Abs, he would never exercise for a show, except for that one time that was scary last January, when he through he was going to die.)

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    1. GetALife: You have got to be fucking kidding me. LEO would have crowed about it until blue in the face if, IF IF IF IF IF, he had given the hosts a Christmas bonus. You know this.

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      1. No, the one thing Leo has consistently been tight lipped about his how much money the other hosts and employees of TWiT make. It would make sense that he not go blabbing about any kind of monetary bonus that may or may not have been given.

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    2. Apparently the Fez WAS the main gift. Because, golly, you’ll never know when you’ll need one.

      My question is: WTF is Leo’s obsession with the Fez in the first place?? Is he a turk? He doesn’t incorporate it into his logo or actual branding, yet there it is, unexplained.

      Why not a cowboy hat? Or a beret? WHY a fez??

      He has a screw loose.

      Leo: “Hey, I have a great idea let’s give people a useless fez for Christmas!”

      Lisa: “You are brilliant!”

      Leo: “Get out the strap-on, I’m ready!”

      Lisa: “This time scream out: stop mommy, I’ll be a good boy this time.”

      Leo: “Do I get to suck it afterwards??”

      Lisa: “Always!!”

      Leo: “While wearing the fez??!”

      Lisa: “Don’t you always wear the fez?”

      Mystery solved!

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      1. He buys them to do that fucking clown who makes fezzes for a living a favour?

        Leo can never remember his name but come on, who the hell else would buy a $60 fez, let alone many of them and more than once.

        Leo is just a generous man spreading his generosity, and his butt cheeks if it’s Lisa.

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  4. Sorry, guys. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be all up in those litigious lips.

    Denise Howell? I’d hit that all day and thrice on Sunday. Right before making sure she gave me consent in writing.

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  5. So I don’t know when HelloWorld decided to become a complete sexist bigot but the way he/she/it talks about the hosts (especially the female hosts) is just lame.
    And it’s really too bad too, because there are legitimate complaints about TWiT and Leo that could be voiced here but instead we have to see headlines like this.

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      1. Wasn’t there ALREADY such a site? I cannot even recall the name of it but it was supposed to be serious. And it failed because the number of humorless duds is not that great. And who the hell wants to read a site populated by humorless duds who actually take Twit THAT seriously??

        Nobody.

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    1. As far as I can recall he/she/it has always been that way, but may be getting worse as more and more commenters object, he/she/it seems to react by doubling down. Bad news for the future of TD.

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  6. “Wearing zero makeup with a dirty sweatshirt sitting in her outdated middle-class kitchen at home, Denise Howell appears uncomfortable and barely able to contain the subtext of rage that bubbles under the surface as she wears the ugly hat over her wig.” – I am CRYING/LAUGHING so hard. Might be the BEST sentence ever written on this blog!

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