Legendary bitchy TWiT contributor Denise Howell (hostess of “This Week in Law”) has been sent a year-end “bonus” by Leo ’n’ Lisa: The ugly TWiT fez. Denise was forced to wear the gift that is essentially just a branding opportunity for the shitty TWiT company disguised as something nice for the hosts. (Total Drama tried for nearly 14 minutes to get a better screen capture than the one above, but Denise kept fluttering her eyes like a French whore so often, that it was impossible to get a more flattering pose.)
Wearing zero makeup with a dirty sweatshirt sitting in her outdated middle-class kitchen at home, Denise Howell appears uncomfortable and barely able to contain the subtext of rage that bubbles under the surface as she wears the ugly hat over her wig.
Hey, Denise: Next time you decide to bring out that ice-cold bitch stare, make sure that you actually have some real-world work experience to back up that rude attitude. Nobody wants to hire an attorney who doesn’t even have a real office.
This poor pathetic bitch has to do this to somehow fill her empty life and useless career from her utility room? How sad!
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
Leo not only gave out the Fez’s he gets free to hosts he gave the mods chrismas cards. No end to his generous nature.
glenn» Quote comment
Christmas cards from Leo? I thought that fat bastard was an atheist?
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
It’s a chapeau! Get your facts straight!
Those fezs are such lame fucking gifts, i don’t understand why he keeps giving them out. Branding opportunity my ass, even Ihnatko would only wear such a thing on TWiT itself.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Yer another post from a woman hater, HW.
MollyFa» Quote comment
As usual, TD subverts its messages with its own trade-marked crapola that makes Leo’s assine fezes and bizarre cheapo gift-giving look reasonable by comparison.
Wearing makeup or not wearing makeup is totally an individual decision with both being equally acceptable. In a recent TD blog someone is accused of wearing *too much* makeup, so finding that sweet spot that satisifies TD’s sensibilities would be very hard to accomplish if in fact anyone cared a whit about fine-tuning their personal appearance to TD’s specifications.
Making fun of someone’s kitchen is stupider then giving someone a fez.
Herewe Goagain» Quote comment
You need to shake your muff out, and eat a dick. Merry Christmas!
Rene Ritchie» Quote comment
Suck a dick Goagain!
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
Herewe Goagain: Are you feeling OK?
HelloWorld» Quote comment
(Continuing original reply) In the same way and for the same reason that “stewardess” has been replaced by “flight attendent,” “hostess” is a term that has largely been retired, except for snack cakes, and replaced by the gender neutral “host.” Hello.
Calling a woman a bitch is, well …. , if you don’t know there’s no point in telling you.
Herewe Goagain» Quote comment
Grow a set of balls, you sound like a rabid cunt.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Please direct your attention where the “Classic” Twit fez can be spotted setting over her shoulder on the counter. The same can be said for the rest of “Classic” Twit, which has been shelved for the new and improved ad platform called: “10 minute ads with uncle Leo”
(Yes you did read that wrong Leo would never do a show about 10 minute Abs, he would never exercise for a show, except for that one time that was scary last January, when he through he was going to die.)
IamOnlyHereForTheTech» Quote comment
When was that?
Kosovo is Albania» Quote comment
Also the new fez looks like shit. My intro to this was this morning on Floss when Randal presented his for the wrap up / intro to the show.
IamOnlyHereForTheTech» Quote comment
Just because they showed the fez doesn’t mean that is the only thing that they got as a gift.
Professionals do not discuss their compensation in public.
GetALife» Quote comment
GetALife: You have got to be fucking kidding me. LEO would have crowed about it until blue in the face if, IF IF IF IF IF, he had given the hosts a Christmas bonus. You know this.
HelloWorld» Quote comment
No, the one thing Leo has consistently been tight lipped about his how much money the other hosts and employees of TWiT make. It would make sense that he not go blabbing about any kind of monetary bonus that may or may not have been given.
Nobody» Quote comment
Apparently the Fez WAS the main gift. Because, golly, you’ll never know when you’ll need one.
My question is: WTF is Leo’s obsession with the Fez in the first place?? Is he a turk? He doesn’t incorporate it into his logo or actual branding, yet there it is, unexplained.
Why not a cowboy hat? Or a beret? WHY a fez??
He has a screw loose.
Leo: “Hey, I have a great idea let’s give people a useless fez for Christmas!”
Lisa: “You are brilliant!”
Leo: “Get out the strap-on, I’m ready!”
Lisa: “This time scream out: stop mommy, I’ll be a good boy this time.”
Leo: “Do I get to suck it afterwards??”
Lisa: “Always!!”
Leo: “While wearing the fez??!”
Lisa: “Don’t you always wear the fez?”
Mystery solved!
Lard Ass» Quote comment
He buys them to do that fucking clown who makes fezzes for a living a favour?
Leo can never remember his name but come on, who the hell else would buy a $60 fez, let alone many of them and more than once.
Leo is just a generous man spreading his generosity, and his butt cheeks if it’s Lisa.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
I’d like to get a whiff of Denise’s chair after she’s done hosting This Week in Law. Yum!
Eli Braden» Quote comment
I’m not a cunt!
William» Quote comment
Sorry, guys. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be all up in those litigious lips.
Denise Howell? I’d hit that all day and thrice on Sunday. Right before making sure she gave me consent in writing.
FoudouFaFa» Quote comment
Wow…I used to watch Denise back in the day and thought she was attractive. What the heck happened to her? Yamma-hamma…it’s fright night!
Must be the TWiT curse.
Jib» Quote comment
So I don’t know when HelloWorld decided to become a complete sexist bigot but the way he/she/it talks about the hosts (especially the female hosts) is just lame.
And it’s really too bad too, because there are legitimate complaints about TWiT and Leo that could be voiced here but instead we have to see headlines like this.
Nobody» Quote comment
Why don’t you start your own? WordPress sites can’t be that hard.
I’m serious, a strictly serious alternative to TotalDrama would be nice to have.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Wasn’t there ALREADY such a site? I cannot even recall the name of it but it was supposed to be serious. And it failed because the number of humorless duds is not that great. And who the hell wants to read a site populated by humorless duds who actually take Twit THAT seriously??
Nobody.
Lard Ass» Quote comment
As far as I can recall he/she/it has always been that way, but may be getting worse as more and more commenters object, he/she/it seems to react by doubling down. Bad news for the future of TD.
Yuck» Quote comment
This site would be so much better without helloworld. Pull an Elgan for us. He finally got the message and left. Staying proves your dumber than Elgan.
Fauxjournalist» Quote comment
Learn to spell, you illiterate fuck.
Karl Richter» Quote comment
“Wearing zero makeup with a dirty sweatshirt sitting in her outdated middle-class kitchen at home, Denise Howell appears uncomfortable and barely able to contain the subtext of rage that bubbles under the surface as she wears the ugly hat over her wig.” – I am CRYING/LAUGHING so hard. Might be the BEST sentence ever written on this blog!
giovanni gallucci» Quote comment