Christina Warren gets her fuckin’ cunty bra all twisted up over SNL sketch

Christina Warren probably thinks this sketch was about her. Well, honey, it wasn't so shut the fuck up.
Christina Warren probably thinks this sketch was about her. Well, honey, it wasn’t so shut the fuck up.

Christina Warren, infamous greasy-haired cunt, is all up in arms about an insightful “Saturday Night Live” sketch that ran this weekend featuring a ditzy tech reporter. Ring a bell, Christina?

We think the lady reporter doth protest too much. Or maybe it’s because Christina just can’t admit that women aren’t funny. Either way, she sucks. Be sure to read the comments section under her article at Mashable; she’s takin’ it on the chin. Read her horrible story here.

Here’s one example of the critical comments on her article that Christina Warren has decided to take to Twitter and rail against:

I think Tech Reporters in general are the worst reporters and it feels like they are the bottom of the class at journalism school, if they went to journalism school. There is so much vocal fry and up-speak it is comical. So to me, this was a way to address 1/2 the problem. They probably noticed a lot of the female reporters are super cute. The men have their own issues. As an example, the recent Yahoo story. Absolutely no one in tech will check sources, nor add a thought to a story. They just regurgitate every other story. The whole industry is about clicks. Look at what Mashable has become. The tech press is awful, besides The Information and Kara Swisher. Zero reporters did research about the Hoax Clock Kid. The main stream press found out about his sister. There was only first reaction outrage from tech blogs. There is a reason the industry is dominated by blogs and not publications. Why did they pick on women? That was a comedy angle to make a joke that they were not real reporters. Another joke could have worked too but that was their comic license.

It really is worth the time to read the Twitter conversation between Christina Warren and Joanna Stern; they touch on everything from lesbian reporters to how “dreamy” Ryan Gosling is. It’s both sad and hilarious to witness these two ditzy broads carry on completely unaware of their hypocrisy.

22 thoughts on “Christina Warren gets her fuckin’ cunty bra all twisted up over SNL sketch”

  1. Too bad HW as usual fucks-up a potentially decent post (finally) about a worthy subject with “Well, honey…” “greasy haired cunt” “dumb bitch” and especially. “Christina just can’t admit that women aren’t funny.”

    HW can’t write a post without appearing shittier than those he tries to take down, and that’s a pretty good trick considering he writes about such as Lisa D. Laporte and others nearly as contemptible.

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    1. Artie: Trust me. Nothing I write here is as bad as these fuckin’ cunts, and you know it. That’s why you’re here: Because you know that everybody associated with TWiT are the shittiest people. Don’t get upset just because I am fearlessly writing about these motherfuckers.

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    2. Artie,

      I don’t think it is comparable. Calling someone greasy haired and the C word is really the opposite of a personal attack. It is very sensational, but if you think about it, it is not cruel at all.

      I am not defending all his comments because I don’t know everything he ever said. But I genuinely don’t think people like Christina actually feel attacked or hurt. She is probably contemplating the ridiculous point of her article more which is probably a good thing.

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      1. +1
        And, Patrick should put some effort into his background. The Patrick Norton post was a valid point but it was covered with insults. Helloworld needs to find a balance so the point is not missed.

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  2. Oh look. Helloworld is again being less interesting and more crude than the subjects he’s writing about.

    He’s wrecking this place. The rest of you could get together and get rid of him. Take control of this place and help it live up to its potential.

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    1. LMFAO. That twitter conversation between Joanna and flimsy really spells out what sucks about techies and tech reporters is the poisonous and toxic mindset they have going on.

      TYFYC HelloWorld.

      You are doing God’s work.

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  3. I have to admit something. I know why HelloWorld is so hostile. He wanted to have rough homosexual sex with me and I declined his advances. It’s not that I’m opposed to poking him with my pork sword, it’s just that I prefer to enjoy soft and sensual relations and don’t like all the rough, kinky gay stuff that HelloWorld likes. Look here, HelloWorld. There are gay beat-up clubs you can join to fulfill your fantasies. Stop mind raping the internet with your god-awful fucking blog posts just to vent your frustration over not having a cock injection with a punch to the skull.

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  4. It seems over the years Mashable was taken over by neo feminist left wings almost every story I have seen from them lately is women are being offended by this minorities are being offended by that do they even really report tech nowadays

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