What’s wrong with Christina Warren’s face?

Christina Warren looks like a garbage truck ran over her face and dumped a load of fake eyelashes on her.
Christina Warren looks like a garbage truck ran over her face and dumped a load of fake eyelashes on her.
Goddamn, she's ugly.
Goddamn she’s ugly.

What the fuck is going on with Christina Warren and her desire to whore herself up? On a recent episode of “Tech News Today” the Mashable senior tech writer looked like she’d been dragged behind an ambulance full of prostitutes for 69 miles.

Plus, her jawline is not as pronounced as it was a month ago—what with her unexplained weight gain and all. And she’s certainly not going to win any beauty contests if that double chin continues to grow.

Somebody needs to tell this bitch that we’re not buying her “woman in tech” schtick anymore. She’s just a babbling cunt. Tweet her at @film_girl to ask if she’s OK or needs to be taken to the hospital.

94 thoughts on “What’s wrong with Christina Warren’s face?”

      1. John complained about starting sentences with “I think…” and Curry mentioned film_girl randomly as a culprit. Just a quick mention but still a funny crossover.

        I can’t listen to Christina Warren anymore because she does the yeah/no thing pretty much every single time she speaks.

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        1. “Yeah/no” is almost a refreshing departure (but not quite) from most of everyone else, who start their sentences with “So…”

          Just sayin’ and best regards

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          1. She is always trying to convince people about how much of a geek/techie she is, which is why I think she talks so much. If she’s that much of a genuine geek then why does she have to work so hard at trying to convince people?

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  1. Such a shame HelloWorld, you did a good job on your last post but this post is completely unnecessary, proves nothing about TWIT, and attacks Christina Warren for no reason.

    This is a bad post, you can do better.

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    1. Shut up, she’s a total cunt for anyone who’s had the displeasure of watching her.

      She isn’t even ugly per se, but she tries sp hard to appear sultry and engaging, which is just unattractive.

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          1. But you told me to shut up, and called Christina a cunt….That sounds pretty angry

            Are you sure you’re not angry Jimmy Jam, I mean really think about it.

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        1. You guys are both angry as shit and clearly miserable. Perhaps, so much so that your self awareness is virtually non-existant. I mean for fucks sake, the behavior you guys engage in is the very behavior you criticize Leo for. How do you guys not see that? You guys are very cruel, and very sexist and aren’t even aware of it. It’s horrifying.

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          1. Peacekeeper, Christina looks bad and she probably sucks great dick – like you say, if / when she shut ups. Plus she’s packing probably C Cup chest meat, which offsets that bad face and personality.

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          1. You took a picture to show her how ugly (in your sexist mind) she is. She probably in the middle dale of talking.
            As I said before, you are a sexist pig.

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      1. A persons writing patterns are very much like speech patterns and are very telling.

        “She probably in the middle dale of talking.”
        Old English perhaps Welsh ancestry, maybe Sean Connery.

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    2. I agree, this is a garbage post. There is no need to attack every single person on the show, just the few that need it. Show a tiny bit of class, if the girl put on 5 pounds who gives a fuck.

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      1. But she needs to be called out. She speaks over everyone which isn’t just rude but keeps others from making their point, she has to start every sentence with an annoying “yeah, no” just to sound authoritative, she has bad camera angles and shakes her laptop all the time, and lately she’s been on way way too much.

        If she doesn’t need to be called out then who does?

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        1. That new douche Alex needs to be called out, that’s who.

          Christina Warren is technically not ugly. She’s just annoying and totally unsexy. Can you even imagine her sucking dick? You’d think that would shut her up, but I doubt it. She’d have to pull off the cock then start chattering while jerking on it with her hand. Within a few seconds any guy would lose his erection at that point. Her naive response to that would be “Oh. Did you cum?”

          That’s the way i see it anyways.

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        1. 1) You’re not your
          2) Leo’s not Leos
          3) Your caps lock seems to be stuck; try aiming away from the keyboard when playing with yourself.
          4) Leo is a hypocritical public figure, HW is not.
          5) Decaf.. definitely switch to decaf.

          That is all.

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        2. @ proof
          Leo said it was photo shopped so why would you care?
          The regulars here do not make this site it’s the visitors. If no one came here it would be pretty boring. Thank you for your post and please stop again soon.

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        1. Because it’s humourus! If you look up what humans find funny, schadenfreude which is taking pleasure in the downfall of others is one of the main ones.

          The misfortune of others is funny, that’s the fact. Seeing this man who had everything going for him toss it down the crapper for a really freaky hag is high-larious.

          Aren’t you glad you asked?

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          1. Sure, watching others fail can be entertaining… But actively being cruel and spreading hatred is a completely different story. You hate yourself and I am sorry and I want to give you a hug.

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        1. Can’t you see other TROLLS have posted the exact same thing word for word?

          Fuck off, you’re not wanted here. We will continue to watch and ridicule as wr please.

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  2. I’m not interested in her looks, but the way she bounces the laptop around whilst talking, that we have to stare up her fucking hooter when she is on screen, and her shrill non-stop yapping all annoy the shit out of me. If she’s on, I’m off.

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  3. I could care less if she had a third nostril. The fact that there are so many talentless morons being allowed to make a living is my primary bitch.

    How the hell do these people get jobs when people with talent have to pick through garbage cans!

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  4. I had to quit listening to Ms. Warren long ago. That fucking vocal fry and whiny voice fill my ears as comfortably as a hot railroad spike. I stay away from any show where she’s a guest .

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    1. Vocal Fryyyyyy!

      Her oratory sklls are atrocious, no two ways about it. One could try to give her a tip about her various bad habits when she speaks, but one would just be labelled a troll. Unfortunately we live in a time where you can only say positive and validating things to someone unless you want to be a pariah.

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  5. I liked Christina during her first few appearances, but slowly she’s getting long in the tooth, unlike Leo who degrades and abuses ladies, I won’t stoop that low as to verbally abuse her let alone “oogle and drool” over her ample ( . )( . ) ‘s
    LOL

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  6. I’m a big fan of you guys when you troll Leo, he often deserves it…but to assume that your mission includes attacking every single host on his network is misguided and an easy way to lose fans of this site. Keep randomly going after everyone for no reason will result in the end of your 15 minutes of fame (coincidentally that Leo created by mentioning your name).

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    1. Speak for yourself, Ray. I become a *bigger* fan of this site when HW graces us with posts like these. Remember, Christina still works on TWIT post dickpic. Therefore, she is approving of #soups perverted on air behavior and thus is a worthy target of our critique.

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      1. Agreed. There is NO WAY she is not aware of Leo’s “problems” …she lives for this stuff…and yet here she is contributing to the mess we call TWIT. The few remaining talking heads who are still showing up when called are the ones who choose to look the way much like the wife who knows her husband is keeping someone locked in the basement and runs the sweeper to drown out the cries for help.

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  7. Her mouth is just stuck open since she is used to Leo ramming his little dick and big Harry balls on her mouth. Ever since the red headed fag is gone and the dirty preist only likes it up the ass Leo is stuck shooting his clumpy load on her ugly face just to let Lisa lick it all up

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  8. It’s a shame that her appearance doesn’t fit into Helloworld’s criteria of beautiful. You know, Helloworld being the massive specimen of human attractiveness that all others should be judged by and all.
    He is most certainly the best one to be judging the level of one’s beauty and good looks, being the massive cocksure stud that he is.

    If he can get those sexy babes into his basement to try his delicious pizza pockets and watch Yugi-oh cartoons.

    “MOM, WE NEED MORE HOT PIZZA POCKETS AND CHEEZY POOFS DOWN HERE!”

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  9. She actually didn’t look not bad a couple years ago before she started tarting herself up and taking make up tips from the neighbourhood drag queen. Her on air personality however has always been annoying as fuck.

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  10. Christina Warren is a complete waste of web space. She’s a wanna-be who sits on her ass all day surfing the Internet for news articles, rewrites those stories, slaps her by-line on it and then jumps up and down screaming, “Look at me! Look at me! I’m so clever!”

    That’s not journalism. That’s borderline plagiarism.

    But then what do you expect? She works for website whose only claim to fame is a world record for most animated cat GIFs and “The 7 greatest things that ever happened to grilled cheese.”

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  11. Wow. New low for your guys. Just because there are no girls in your momma’s basement, doesn’t mean that you have to behave like misogynistic animals. A pretty angry bunch. Some of your stuff is pretty funny (in an Onion sort of way) but when you don’t have anything, you just fill it with hate, anger, and fluff. lol.

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  12. Speaking of a new low, I was able to stomach about 30 minutes of TWiT last night – I even endured that moron that was sitting next to Leo acting like an ADD child the whole time. But after Leo’s 3rd reference to shagging his wife (during an audible ad no less), or watching porn I had had enough. He’s just becoming a dirty old man with Tourette’s.

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