lkalif’s avatarWe’re surprised Leo Laporte is still alive, given his massive gut, shockingly high BMI, and the fact that he shoves food in his gullet at all times. He appears to be surprised as well when acknowledging his sarcastic greeting to lkalif is inappropriate.
All hail lkalif, creator of TotalDrama.org (the first incarnation). Lkalif had been unavailable for a while due to personal issues, but Leo just assumed he was dead. We carried on without issue and lkalif is starting to be more available.
In case anyone didn’t know lkalif is back, join us in our chat room to chat with him on a regular basis.
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Welcome back Ikalif from all the staff, journalists, the legal team and the editorial board of TotalDrama (aka #OneAss)
As you can see, we have become an award winning, multi media, 24 hour news gathering organisation. We are now closely gawked at and quoted by the tech and “netcasting” industry.
I especially salute you for the delightful and enchanting open IRC chat room you created. Under you founding principles, this realm has grown and continues to gather strength without the use of repugnant Nazi close minded mods founds on other nauseating sites.
Why are you guys always talking about how big you are? its like you have something to prove.. Leo is trolling you with the ONE ASS comment and you keep falling for it.. It hurt you. You can tell.. You guys are the weakest trolls
Sorry to go off on a tangent here but whats up with Martin Sargent? He was on TNSS again yesterday and just as last time he appeared very uncomfortable both physically and emotionally. I even detected a slight trace of flop sweat. Anybody know?
TYFYC ( thank you for your courage ) lkalif !!! What you began with Totaldrama has really become an oasis of laughter and interest in my life. Thank You Duder !!!!
Welcome back L Kalif , thank you for creating TD that allows us opinionated folk “Trolls” to call out arrogant asswipes like Leo. Tried using his IRC room but was stopped by Leo’s Goons who only allow members to post
praise to Leo messages.
It’s nice to see Leo order and eat within min of arriving to work,that means the fat fucks days in life are shortening .
Is it really a surprise that Leo is surprised? It’s astonishing how ignorant he is.
Just today on TWiT, Leo was talking about how Microsoft has to hand data over to the government if they’re asked. But…if they encrypted everything in transit and at rest, they’d only have encrypted data to hand over to the government.
Liar LaWhore also claims that companies like Google and Apple have to keep this data to provide their services, and that’s a lie. For example, Apple anonymizes search requests. so they can’t be tied to you. Google does not.
Why is Leo considered an expert in ANYTHING? He is so incredibly uninformed it should be criminal.
So, yesterday’s TWiT actually wasn’t bad. I’m a huge fan of Mark Milian, and Nathan Olivarez-Giles was fantastic. Even Leo was pretty on point for most of the show.
But oh my goddess. OhDoctah adds nothing to the show. He’s not in the tech industry. He’s not a journalist. I’m not actually sure what his job is, to be honest. But he just derailed the whole show. Even Leo was getting annoyed with him — he would say something idiotic, and Leo would just ignore him and move on because it was just nonsensical jibberish about how he has an old police weapon or pays $200/year for OnStar or whatever.
omfg I’m so annoyed. I just don’t understand why or how he’s on a tech show…
Sundays TWIT with Mark and Nathan actually kept the show flowing interesting and also informantive
“Docta” was derailing it and shocking enough Leo was trying to keep a civil
Show on track
Lol
Macsimcon
You nailed it, Leo is so back in the 90’s with his tech knowledge , did you see him trying to figure out IBeacons just before TWIT? What an idiot, if he was a normal non-tech guy we wouldn’t have this conversation , but to claim your “The Tech Guy” on your radio show yet you can’t figure out a simple tech like IBeacon( that’s been around for 2 years now) works is a disgrace .
Holy Fucking Shit Hans!
First off when we run around in the back of class
and we sorta disrupt…
We are funny!(or at least the smart ones are)
The comments here are not funny.
Step it up fatties!
For shit’s sake make it funny or at least insightful.
Keep your foul crap for yelling at people in person that deserve to actually be called a Cunt!
He doesn’t even pretend to be nice anymore… aye.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Welcome back Ikalif from all the staff, journalists, the legal team and the editorial board of TotalDrama (aka #OneAss)
As you can see, we have become an award winning, multi media, 24 hour news gathering organisation. We are now closely gawked at and quoted by the tech and “netcasting” industry.
I especially salute you for the delightful and enchanting open IRC chat room you created. Under you founding principles, this realm has grown and continues to gather strength without the use of repugnant Nazi close minded mods founds on other nauseating sites.
DB09» Quote comment
Why are you guys always talking about how big you are? its like you have something to prove.. Leo is trolling you with the ONE ASS comment and you keep falling for it.. It hurt you. You can tell.. You guys are the weakest trolls
bum.» Quote comment
Welcome back dood!
GG Allyn» Quote comment
Sorry to go off on a tangent here but whats up with Martin Sargent? He was on TNSS again yesterday and just as last time he appeared very uncomfortable both physically and emotionally. I even detected a slight trace of flop sweat. Anybody know?
GG Allyn» Quote comment
yes, Martin looked tired and insecure. I was also surprised he returned, while he came prepared he was not engaged.welcome back ilkalif.
Augustmoon» Quote comment
TYFYC ( thank you for your courage ) lkalif !!! What you began with Totaldrama has really become an oasis of laughter and interest in my life. Thank You Duder !!!!
FUCK LEO.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Thanks to all the commenters for good wishes 🙂
lkalif» Quote comment
On behalf of myself and the lovely and talented Sarah Lane, welcome back, even though you’ve been back for a while.
Richard Yes» Quote comment
And I thought Total Drama was all Bruce?
specie8470» Quote comment
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Welcome back L Kalif , thank you for creating TD that allows us opinionated folk “Trolls” to call out arrogant asswipes like Leo. Tried using his IRC room but was stopped by Leo’s Goons who only allow members to post
praise to Leo messages.
It’s nice to see Leo order and eat within min of arriving to work,that means the fat fucks days in life are shortening .
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
Are you trolls wishing Leo would die? I hope someone sues your asses.
MollyFa» Quote comment
His doctor told Leo to go on a diet. Even his doctor thinks he’s a fat ass. So is his doctor a troll too?
takenTECH» Quote comment
Did you even bother watching the clip? I hope this ass chokes on a ham sandwich.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
Eat a dick Molly
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Is it really a surprise that Leo is surprised? It’s astonishing how ignorant he is.
Just today on TWiT, Leo was talking about how Microsoft has to hand data over to the government if they’re asked. But…if they encrypted everything in transit and at rest, they’d only have encrypted data to hand over to the government.
Liar LaWhore also claims that companies like Google and Apple have to keep this data to provide their services, and that’s a lie. For example, Apple anonymizes search requests. so they can’t be tied to you. Google does not.
Why is Leo considered an expert in ANYTHING? He is so incredibly uninformed it should be criminal.
macsimcon» Quote comment
lkalif welcome back any many returns. Thanks for all fun of drama and the freedom.
It’s like lkalif, hw/bruce and hulk mated but Leo’s having the baby. Leo sure has gotten fat. If Leo keeps stress eating he’s going to explode.
and molly don’t confuse truth with trolling.
takenTECH» Quote comment
So, yesterday’s TWiT actually wasn’t bad. I’m a huge fan of Mark Milian, and Nathan Olivarez-Giles was fantastic. Even Leo was pretty on point for most of the show.
But oh my goddess. OhDoctah adds nothing to the show. He’s not in the tech industry. He’s not a journalist. I’m not actually sure what his job is, to be honest. But he just derailed the whole show. Even Leo was getting annoyed with him — he would say something idiotic, and Leo would just ignore him and move on because it was just nonsensical jibberish about how he has an old police weapon or pays $200/year for OnStar or whatever.
omfg I’m so annoyed. I just don’t understand why or how he’s on a tech show…
JAS» Quote comment
He’s a funny court jester about twice a year. Problem is he’s already used up the next 10 years of appearances this year alone.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
I wait with baited breath every week in hopes that Ohdoctah will impart his intellectual wisdom to the tech pantheon of knowledge.
Belmont’s Fake Geek Glasses» Quote comment
Agreed JAS
Sundays TWIT with Mark and Nathan actually kept the show flowing interesting and also informantive
“Docta” was derailing it and shocking enough Leo was trying to keep a civil
Show on track
Lol
Macsimcon
You nailed it, Leo is so back in the 90’s with his tech knowledge , did you see him trying to figure out IBeacons just before TWIT? What an idiot, if he was a normal non-tech guy we wouldn’t have this conversation , but to claim your “The Tech Guy” on your radio show yet you can’t figure out a simple tech like IBeacon( that’s been around for 2 years now) works is a disgrace .
What a posser ,fraud and asshole
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
You forgot he’s also a morbidly obese pile of fat.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Holy Fucking Shit Hans!
First off when we run around in the back of class
and we sorta disrupt…
We are funny!(or at least the smart ones are)
The comments here are not funny.
Step it up fatties!
For shit’s sake make it funny or at least insightful.
Keep your foul crap for yelling at people in person that deserve to actually be called a Cunt!
I need a drink!
Over and out AL!
YKYMF
McCLaNe» Quote comment