Lisa Kentzell is reportedly distraught that the Petaluma Market is refusing to install Apple Pay machines at checkout. “How am I supposed to get my pervy boyfriend his soup if I can’t use my shiny gold iPhone to pay for it?” said the visibly disturbed homewrecker.
Interns have been dispatched to scour a 50-mile radius from 140 Keller St., to see where they can most efficiently supply the TWiT founder with his precious liquid lunches. #TotalDrama will stay on top of this story for further developments.
You know that this will mean! A ravaging of biased reporting of it by Elgum, a slagging down from Laporte at every chance. People on TWiT IRC kicked for mentioning Petaluma Market. Staff fired for going there!
burntheadbob» Quote comment
This blog gets better with every post! Keep at it!
CEHo Luver» Quote comment
liquid lunch means alcohol drinking during said lunch, it doesnt mean eating soup.
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