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Petaluma Market refuses to install Apple Pay machines

Lisa Kentzell is reportedly distraught that the Petaluma Market is refusing to install Apple Pay machines at checkout. “How am I supposed to get my pervy boyfriend his soup if I can’t use my shiny gold iPhone to pay for it?” said the visibly disturbed homewrecker.

Lisa Kentzell is demanding that Leo's soup be paid only with Apple Pay.
Lisa Kentzell is demanding that Leo’s soup be purchased only with Apple Pay.

Interns have been dispatched to scour a 50-mile radius from 140 Keller St., to see where they can most efficiently supply the TWiT founder with his precious liquid lunches. #TotalDrama will stay on top of this story for further developments.