Tonya Hall, a.k.a. “Two Ton Tonya,” is thinking of opening up a chain of Petaluma-based donut shops. The rotund host is mulling various names, including:
Two Ton Tonya’s Tasty Treats
Tonya’s Dirty Donut Hole
Hot ‘n’ Nasty
The Donut Ho
Two Ton Tonya’s Sugary Snail Trail
Dunkin’ Blo-Nuts
The Big Empty Nothingness Inside and Outdoor Cafe
No word on the exact location as of yet, but it will doubtless be in easy waddling distance from Leo Laporte’s house.
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