Tonya Hall, a.k.a. “Two Ton Tonya,” is thinking of opening up a chain of Petaluma-based donut shops. The rotund host is mulling various names, including:

• Two Ton Tonya’s Tasty Treats
• Tonya’s Dirty Donut Hole
• Hot ‘n’ Nasty
• The Donut Ho
• Two Ton Tonya’s Sugary Snail Trail
• Dunkin’ Blo-Nuts
• The Big Empty Nothingness Inside and Outdoor Cafe

No word on the exact location as of yet, but it will doubtless be in easy waddling distance from Leo Laporte’s house.