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Mike Elgum defends his purple shirt

In this short but sweet video clip, brain-dead automaton Mike Elgum answers a chatroom questioner who dares to liken his trademark purple shirt to a less manly color. Everybody who had eyes and has seen at least two TNT shows knows that Elgum likes to wear purple shirts. He rarely deviates from this misguided uniform because at a fundamental level he’s just kind of a dumb guy. He’s the sort of person who sells out his son’s private wedding during an ad read for a website development company, after all.

If anything, we’d be disappointed if he didn’t show up to work wearing anything else but a hand-me-down from a 1992 Express for Men store’s bargain bin. Here’s to you and your crappy taste, Elgum!

This show is killing me

I might need to take a long vacation because “Tech News Today” is seriously grinding my brain into dust with its complete and total refusal to be a professional-looking show.

The only evidence that needs to be presented in the trial of The People v. Elgum:

Yes, I would be looking down ashamed if I were orange and purple as well.
Yes, I would be looking down ashamed if I were orange and purple as well.

The verdict is in: GUILTY of gross negligence to the art and science of professional broadcasting on all counts.