Mike Elgum (for SEO reasons: Mike Elgan) sank to a new low during the live broadcast of TWiT’s “24 Hours of 2015” when he imitated a famous cartoon dog. Dressed in a completely unbelievable version of a 1980s “cool dude,” the Most Boring Man on the Planet only succeeded in looking like a second-rate rehash of Poochie the dog from “The Simpsons.”
Take a gander at these two images and see if you can tell which is which.
After a marathon meeting of the #TotalDrama editorial board, we were finally able to narrow down our Top Five Predictions for 2015:
*It’s always the “wife.”
Lisa Kentzell, never one to disappoint the members of her Gold-diggers of the World Association, was spotted recently literally reaching for the cash. It’s like a spy camera was installed at the bottom of the cookie jar and she was caught red-handed. Congratulations, Lisa! You make money-grubbing whores all over the globe proud.
The Pickle Corpse knows nothing of television production obviously when they showed “Game of Drones” on TWiT’s “24 Hours of 2015.” We could hardly see the action. Hey, how about this idea Pickle Peeps: Why not show the action…and not your dumb graphics. We don’t care about what “fancy” shit you can throw on the screen. It’s form over content and that just doesn’t fly.
Can somebody please use the comments section to tell me why on Earth my donation to UNICEF was rejected during TWiT’s “24 Hours of 2015”?
Thanks!
Leo Laporte, known atheist and black-person avoider, dances in a mocking manner during The Pearly Gates gospel choir performance during TWiT’s “24 Hours of 2015.”
TWiT is in the midst of its much-touted “24 Hours of 2015.” The editorial board at #TotalDrama is standing by with a cadre of scientists and statisticians as we suspect that no people of color will appear live in the studio; but this has to be verified by an independent team. Please stay tuned.
Update: A gospel choir just broke the record for people of color inside the Brick Shithouse. The Pearly Gates Singers just made Leo’s head explode. But in typical TWiT fashion, the audio “sucked ass” according to a #drama chatroom member. So it appears that at least audio-based racism is alive and well in Petaluma.
Legendary #twitlive participant and Internet iconoclast Taylor K got to meet one of his heroes during TWiT’s “24 Hours of 2015″—and it only cost him $100. Watch here, as Leo Laporte cautiously pockets Taylor’s donation with a wary eye. Congrats on getting on camera, Taylor!
The expanding human gas blob known as Leo Laporte is currently streaming his “24 Hours of 2015.” Watch now as he fake-laughs his way through the marathon broadcast of bad production values. But what is this? He couldn’t find a tux shirt big enough? Never fear. Leo has the solution—he just wears a normal black dress shirt, pops the collar and straps on a cheesy striped bowtie. Classy.
A fake tux shirt is pretty much indicative of everything TWiT has become in 2014: Stuffed shirts presenting lies on a shoestring budget held together on the fumes of past success.
Update: Leo did indeed change into a more respectable shirt. But his hair looked shitty and flat.
On a recent episode of “iPad Today” one-time relevant and previously non-morbidly obese glutton Leo Laporte called Sarah Lane a liar. In near-complete shock, Sarah stumbles through the rest of the segment barely able to contain her hatred for her boss. Leo goes on to remark that Sarah will most likely break her promise to tell him the truth “by January 2.”
