After a marathon meeting of the #TotalDrama editorial board, we were finally able to narrow down our Top Five Predictions for 2015:
- Leo will be found face-down in the Japanese soaking tub by a stone-faced Lisa.*
- Sarah Lane will finally quit and start her own Patreon.
- Chad will continue to appear at the Twit Shithouse—even though he got fired.
- Padre will be discovered in a locked van down by the Petaluma Harbor with powdered sugar on his fingers and male porn mags inside of a dirty backpack.
- The #twitlive chat mods will continue being incredible dicks.
*It’s always the “wife.”