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Goodbye, Megan

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Update: Megan tweeted she landed a job at Medium starting next week. If you’re not familiar with Medium they suffered massive layoffs 2 years ago because they couldn’t pay their writers. A quick look at the Medium job board shows they currently have dozens of positions still available. Maybe there is still hope for Jason Howell?
Feel free to watch the video fullscreen (at your own risk).
Leo Laporte will be sad to see Megan go, but will love to watch her leave

We honestly never thought this day would come…. Megan Morrone is finally gone, stating she was tired of being in front of the camera. We were tired too, Megan. TotalDrama sincerely apologizes there hasn’t been more site updates but TWiT has taken its toll on this editorial team. And it appears we weren’t the only ones.

Following a fairly uneventful few months at TWiT we learned that another employee decided to pack up his things and leave the TWiT Eastside Studios, otherwise known as the Shoebox of Despair.

Alex Gumpel wasted 8 years of his life

In early-June, 70’s-time traveler Alex Gumpel finally called it quits after surviving 8 years of listening to Leo Laporte drone on about vacations and material possessions, while at the same time listening to him sexually harass anyone without a penis. We wish Alex all the best at his new job at KOMO-TV. He will finally get to flex his “engineering” muscles at a real TV station.

But what can we say about Megan Morrone that hasn’t been already editorialized ad nauseam? The people who love her will say it was her time to move on to greener pastures. Others will say she spent 4 long years meticulously planning her escape from TWiT. But who are we kidding? She was fucking retarded and knew absolutely nothing about technology.

Goodbye, Megan… the only thing we’ll miss are your gigantic mammaries. Video tribute is at the top for all you assholes who still enjoy real content.

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53 thoughts on “Goodbye, Megan”

  1. Always felt this site was at its lowest when making fun of Megan. A lot mean spirited nastiness with no cause. Coincidentally it is also at its most humorless.

    Cue the fake comment saying “awesome video” by the anonymous author of this crap with a humorless fake name.

    2nd best thing about twit dying is this site dying.

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    2. Sad by a computer: A lot mean spirited nastiness with no cause.

      Sorry you feel that way, but Megan was absolutely terrible at her job and should have been fired a long time ago. But the worst thing about her is she’s a total hypocrite, she let Leo endlessly harass her while at the same claiming to support women’s rights. She’s not a victim and deserves no sympathy. She had all the power to leave her job which was at most 7 (?) hours a week. She had a slum-dunk legal case for sexual harassment but did nothing. Megan is exactly the type of woman who deserves to be shamed with mean-spirited nastiness. Good riddance.

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      1. I’m glad “you all are privy”!to what was like to be in her precise
        position.
        She offered far more uplifting personality and helpful content than people are willing to admit. I’m sick and tired of so many speaking out against employees who stay in their current jobs
        ( for a season). Especially when individuals don’t have much “instant” recourse.
        they’re looking for their next position. No one knows her specific reason for staying the amount of time that she stayed so don’t try to crawl into her mind and think that you know the answer because you don’t. None of us do. And sadly this happens to men in the workplace to but no one wants to talk about that because we know that rarely do men come forward about these issues. And I spoken to men in Dallas & the DFW area who have experienced sexual harassment. Who’s going to believe them ? They are men, surely they can just leave their job and go and do something different or they can stop the harassment by reporting it. You and I both know that doesn’t happen! Keep in mind if a company is publicly traded Different actions against the harasser will take place. And if they happen to be privately held companies there’s not a lot of that happens to hold the person who is harassing employees accountable especially when they’re the leader of that workplace.
        whatever reason Megan stayed the time she did, there cannot be one doubt that she was planning her way out that bullshit. All of us of been in jobs dealing with assholes.
        I don’t care how well-equipped Leo is in his field of knowledge, Megan Graciously offered her assistance on phone calls , questions that were tweeted to her for assistance to name 2 . Megan was the heart of that show for the four years she was there. And I’ve been an interested viewer back from screensavers and Call for Help
        (Early 2000’s) I’ve seenLeo’s antics And hoped that they would change however who is the accountable to no one.
        .
        Look at Sarah Lane. She was very talented very knowledgeable & offered view & insight because of her age and because of her experience. .
        sadly the rest of us will suffer that loss. , Bit by bit twit will eventually implode. It’s truly sad to think that Leo continues to act like this idiot because he does have a wealth of knowledge. I’ve seen him talk that way to Callie Lewis too. If you don’t know who she is look her up. Even more ridiculous is he’s remarried. She clearly presents herself as a feminist in support of women in the workplace, you would think that his current wife Lisa would have some impact on his stupid remarks or even his own mother who makes appearances on there from time to time. Megan Marone, you will be missed.

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      1. Seriously, who would take a picture of Mr. Willie with their phone?

        A) Martin Sergent

        B) Cat Schwartz

        C) Leo Leporte

        D) John Dvorak

        I’ll wait while you carefully pick the correct answer.

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        1. Jammer B:
          Seriously, who would take a picture of Mr.Willie with their phone?

          A) Martin Sergent

          B) Cat Schwartz

          C) Leo Leporte

          D) John Dvorak

          I’ll wait while you carefully pick the correct answer.

          I’d seriously have to pick Cat. One of the original accidentak sexter’s. A pioneer in the field really.

          In fact I just Googled her titties for old time’s sake.

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          1. Can’t forget Snubs ex boyfriend posting above the waist un clothed Shannon Picts , in all her glory, proabley a better representation of the female form than Luria Petrucci .

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    1. Jason Howell:
      I’m so jealous.

      Oh shut up Jason. With Megs gone, now you can end up hosting an interview show where you interrupt the guest/hostage so much, you basically interview yourself. Except now, you can also co-host whole shows with yourself, since you love asking a question and providing the answer before anyone else can speak. What’s the difference even having a second person there when you can do it all! Megs is outta there. It’s all you now, man!

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  7. When I was a coffee gofer for a month at Lucasfilms, I would polish the handle on the big brass door. I polished up the handle so carefully that now I embellish and say I “WORKED on Star Wars Ep 1”. You know the total piece of shit with Natalie Portman. In fact I didn’t really work on it. When I wasn’t polishing the big handle it was going for coffee, cheese doodles and Playboys for the guys in the audio room. I never knew Meagan back then. Although I’ve dreamed of selling her in Zimbabwe. Thank you.

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  8. In Boston at Andy Ihnatko Hall at the Public Library you’ll find the permanent exhibition called “Virgin for Life”. Come hear commentary that goes on and on and on and on in an uncomfortable awkward ramble. But it has a funny hat. So it’s got that going for it. Swipe left.

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    2. Yeah, with Ihnatko it’s like listening to Bugs Bunny with a Boston brogue. Don’t they have drugs for adult onset ADD?

      Morrone was just another chattle. Leo’s plantation boss kept her in da big house along with some handkerchief heads.

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  11. It seems to me she lived her life like a a candle in the wind…

    A really strong wind. A wind so powerful it blows the candle right up your butt. Still lit even.

    Yeah, that’s how I’ll remember her. Like a candle in the wind.

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  12. Megan has firmly landed on both breasts with this new job @ ozm. Leo is pissed since he lost his last object of on air desire, Megan’s boobs. Lisa is breathing easy now… the $$$ budgeted for implants can now go to that Greek Island cruz.
    “Next week I start my new job at @Medium as Senior Platform Editor for @ozm. I’ve been following OneZero since its launch and I’m thrilled to be part of this amazing team. I’m flying to NYC on Sunday to meet everyone and figure out how we’re going to save the world. Stay tuned. 💙”

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  13. Anyone notice Ron Dicks on All About Android lately… wow that guy looks right off a few nights of heavy drinking! He’s in some janitor hallway also, probably not supposed to be there. LOL Good old Twit

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    1. It has to kill Leo that he builds a “million dollar” studio and then has no cohosts in studio and half of them are in closets or Starbucks, and the rest can’t take 5 minutes to clean up a bit before being on the show.

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      1. What if he doesn’t care how far and the network have crashed? What if he doesn’t even notice? He IS that delusional.

        But he is clearly headed toward doing “the twit network” from a spare bedroom, I mean production suite. With Premier dropping ISDN in favor of IP, even the radio show will be free to originate from anywhere, even the bathroom. It’s such a steaming pile every week anyway, why not?

        Does anyone know else notice how Leo will spend forever gabbing and NOT taking calls, and then suddenly put a call up on the air with only 30 seconds before an ad break? What is the point of that? Just drop the calls entirely and do a monologue, like the first hour last weekend when he took no calls at all for nearly the whole hour.

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  14. We’re a year or two, five tops from Leo closing up shop and doing the core shows out of a home office studio. Why would he waste money on rent and employees when he can do everything from home? He could hire an offsite editor to do the backend stuff, thrown a chair or two at the end of his desk incase Alex Lindsay or Andy drops by.

    Once TWiT left the Brick House studios it was all down hill. I’m amazed that he’s able to still recruit people like Mikah Sargent, who must be desperate for pay or some chance at the limelight.

    It’s a shame to see TWiT in its current state, but perhaps a move back to a studio that’s more like the Cottage than this decrepit, sad strip mall will revitalize the network.

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  15. Sorry Megan. You are not qualified to save the world. The world needs to be saved from people like you. Mind your own business and stay the fuck home.
    Fuckdummy.

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  18. New TWIT show, The Therenos Hour with Elizabeth Holmes and Oh Docta has already been cancelled. So has Brian Bushwood’s “Light My Hair On Fire” where he was supposed to light it every week. Sadly he looked at at Leo the wrong way and is not off the schedule. The one promising success on the schedule for August is “The Giggle at Beasts” segment when Leo giggles while making inappropriate comments to Snubs Shannon Morse, Sarah Laign, Veronica Belmont and Scott Bourne. The only uncomfortable part is Leo probing Luria Petrucci about her marriage every single week. Why does he do that? There’s “Spin Carson’s bow-tie for Cash and Prizes!” and Mike Elgin is back to do math. Finally Jason Calacanis tells us how great he is. With diminishing revenue for all podcasters to share this show sounds like a winner. Or it doesn’t.

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    1. Payback is a bitch. Natali met Clayton at E3 one year. Despite the fact he was already married with kids at the time, Natali went after him like a lion after a meaty carcass and managed to get knocked up at E3. Clayton’s marriage imploded and wrecked like a bus of retirees on the highway. It was ugly. Meanwhile Natali got hitched to the pig as soon as he was divorced and went on to have more trolls with him. Absolutely nothing too bad can happen to that bitch and Clayton. They’re both scumbags who have been screwing people over, and each other, for years. If they end up in jail, it’ll be a day to celebrate.

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        1. Thurrott Legend:
          Is that E3 stuff true? If so, I look forward to the extradition proceedings.

          It would have been E3-2009, June 2,3,4. Natali had her baby the following July 10, 2010 and Married Clayton Oct, 2010 . We can assume the former Ms. Morris obtained a favorable court ruling concerning alimony and child support, sorta like the former Mrs. Laporte, Jennifer. Though, Clayton did score on looks with Natali, while Leo just scored…

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  20. Natali and Clayton are both deluded since they are still both posting about real estate.

    At least Leo never got into selling real estate. He’s a renter in an up market and something of a loser in that regard.

    It’s all a terrible shame.

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    1. I think they’re posting about real estate in the hopes that this blows over and is forgotten about, like most things are on the internet. They keep posting, a couple of the lawsuits get dismissed, the worst they have to do is pay a fine, and everything goes back to normal.

      The craziest thing was Natali’s blog post with that ridiculous photo (https://natalimorris.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/58273243367__dc426ced-df4a-4bcd-81e3-34c1c36bc66b.jpg) of Clayton and the words “This Man is a Hero and a Badass.” Her posts are wild, and it makes me think that she was either in on it or is so deluded that she’s willing to go down with the sinking ship.

      ~~~

      Leo has made one bad decision after another since he cheated on his wife and got hitched with Lisa. The Brick House lease fiasco, the Strip Mall Studio that nobody wants to work in or travel to. I’m hoping that within the next 3-5 years he takes TWiT back to its roots/a cottage type studio and rediscovers what made the network great.

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      1. I have been following twit off and on a long time.
        Megan came a long way. She now looks fuckable.

        I’m sure Leo blew his wad on her a few times just like Sarah, by the way she is now a dike after getting torn apart from black drug dealers.

        I would imagine Leo’s cunt wife licks his cum out of her kids ass by now.

        What about that retard scuzzy guy Jason, wtf get a real job he probably slams Leo’s loose ass hole cause he has a donkey dick Leo can’t refuse.

        All alone Lisa cunt faced crooked eyes whore fucking black guys too. Last I heard Abby and Henry are so fucked up their fucking each other.

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