TWiT vs. Twitter: Discovery Phase

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When news broke that Leo Laporte was suing Twitter for breach of contract and trademark infringement, we all checked our calendars to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.

Doug Llewelyn, Jr. – San Francisco court reporter

When it became obvious that it was still mid-January, TotalDrama immediately sent our intrepid court reporter to San Francisco to monitor what would most likely be the trademark infringement case of the century.

TWiT vs. Twitter has just entered the discovery phase of the trial, and we are now getting access to some of the documents being entered into evidence. Judge Jacqueline Scott Corley (who we believe drew the shortest straw in the office) asked both sides to submit a video sample of some of the content which exemplifies their core business.

TWiT has requested a jury trial so we believe these videos will help “educate” the jurors or at least clear up the confusion that these companies are in fact not the same legal entity. Yeah

Editor’s Note: The above video is a dramatization and not real trial evidence. TotalDrama will continue to follow the trial closely and will provide material updates as they become available.

39 thoughts on “TWiT vs. Twitter: Discovery Phase”

    1. Judge: I understand that may only be half the story.
      Lawyer: My apologies. I’d like to make a motion to include the labia watch photo as Exhibit B.
      Judge: In that case, after consideration I’ll allow both.

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    1. RE:
      I am honestly surprised Twitter hasn’t removed his verified mark on his profile for suing them.. not that he has a shot in winning against them

      It’s because he isn’t conservative. Twitter only targets conservatives and christians

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      1. Guess again. I tweeted to President Trump that he should do us all a favor and kill himself, and Twitter suspended my account because I was “harassing” the presidential snowflake. He’s very sensitive. And fat.

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        1. macsimcon:
          Guess again. I tweeted to President Trump that he should do us all a favor and kill himself, and Twitter suspended my account because I was “harassing” the presidential snowflake. He’s very sensitive. And fat.

          Good to see another soviet citizen just like me. Maybe we should start a protest and chant vulgar phrases while accomplishing nothing at all. Shalom bitches!

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        2. macsimcon:
          Guess again. I tweeted to President Trump that he should do us all a favor and kill himself, and Twitter suspended my account because I was “harassing” the presidential snowflake. He’s very sensitive. And fat.

          Wow you’re special

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  1. “The above video is a dramatization and not real trial evidence. TotalDrama will continue to follow the trial closely and will provide material updates as they become available.”

    You are fake news!

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  2. Leo must be down to his last few hundred grand and spiraling into oblivion to be attempting a last ditch “hail marry” like this. I mean come on. He has no case. Is he living in a fantasy world?

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  3. I can look up and go to This Week In Tech (TWIT) ” Netcasts you love from people you trust” or I can look up and go to the social site Twitter. “It’s what’s happening.” Apples and oranges really. Two totally different products.

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  4. *sigh* another This Week, another crap lineup. Amy “I get paid to bullshit and point out trends that are obvious to everyone with half a brain” and Brianna “I’m a fucking straight up scammer” Wu. Oh ya, and some nobody.

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    1. March 4 TWiT is a crap line-up of boring old white men.. Dwight Silverman (who), Larry Magid (..) Mike Elgan (oh), and Leo Laporte (the king of boring old men).

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  5. From the March 3 ep of The Tech Guy (at 00:38:38) – Fat Leo suggested that cosmic rays may have altered a bit on the caller’s hard drive, causing her issues with Microsoft Edge. You can’t make this stuff up!

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    1. Downunder Dan:
      From the March 3 ep of The Tech Guy (at 00:38:38) – Fat Leo suggested that cosmic rays may have altered a bit on the caller’s hard drive, causing her issues with Microsoft Edge. You can’t make this stuff up!

      So cosmic rays…and not the fact that it’s a MS Edge? 😛

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