When news broke that Leo Laporte was suing Twitter for breach of contract and trademark infringement, we all checked our calendars to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.
When it became obvious that it was still mid-January, TotalDrama immediately sent our intrepid court reporter to San Francisco to monitor what would most likely be the trademark infringement case of the century.
TWiT vs. Twitter has just entered the discovery phase of the trial, and we are now getting access to some of the documents being entered into evidence. Judge Jacqueline Scott Corley (who we believe drew the shortest straw in the office) asked both sides to submit a video sample of some of the content which exemplifies their core business.
TWiT has requested a jury trial so we believe these videos will help “educate” the jurors or at least clear up the confusion that these companies are in fact not the same legal entity. Yeah™
Editor’s Note: The above video is a dramatization and not real trial evidence. TotalDrama will continue to follow the trial closely and will provide material updates as they become available.
I seriously think the russians are involved in this whole thing.
Yuki» Quote comment
“Mr Laporte, Please see the court clerk on the way out to coordinate payment of all legal fees and court costs for this frivolous waste of time.”
The Judge» Quote comment
When should I start feeling sorry for Leo Laporte?
Doug Llewelyn, Jr.» Quote comment
2011 or so
Fred» Quote comment
“Mr. Laporte would like to submit his dick pic; labeled Evidence A, your honour”
Abby Laporte» Quote comment
Judge: I understand that may only be half the story.
Lawyer: My apologies. I’d like to make a motion to include the labia watch photo as Exhibit B.
Judge: In that case, after consideration I’ll allow both.
Numa Pass» Quote comment
Me thinks Twitter will submit those images as evidence.
vedder» Quote comment
Shouldn’t that be Exhibit D?
Case» Quote comment
DONK DONK
Don T. “Donk Donk” Raff» Quote comment
This is a pathetic lawsuit. Leo should spend his time making a better network.
Twit Insider» Quote comment
I am honestly surprised Twitter hasn’t removed his verified mark on his profile for suing them.. not that he has a shot in winning against them
RE» Quote comment
If there is one thing that we know for sure, it’s that Leo is verifiable
JBone» Quote comment
I think you mean certifiable
RE» Quote comment
I think you know what I mean
JBone» Quote comment
LOL.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
It’s because he isn’t conservative. Twitter only targets conservatives and christians
Joel osteen» Quote comment
Guess again. I tweeted to President Trump that he should do us all a favor and kill himself, and Twitter suspended my account because I was “harassing” the presidential snowflake. He’s very sensitive. And fat.
macsimcon» Quote comment
Good to see another soviet citizen just like me. Maybe we should start a protest and chant vulgar phrases while accomplishing nothing at all. Shalom bitches!
Dr_Mom» Quote comment
Fucking commies!
Spunk-Foot» Quote comment
Wow you’re special
Joel osteen» Quote comment
I like how whoever put together the video changed the text on the Tesla Car’s console monitor to say “You’ll Never Win”
Marcus» Quote comment
https://totaldrama.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/court-reporter.jpg
Is that Leo at 45 years old?
Jesus he hasn’t changed.
Joe» Quote comment
“The above video is a dramatization and not real trial evidence. TotalDrama will continue to follow the trial closely and will provide material updates as they become available.”
You are fake news!
MarkPugnifer2.0» Quote comment
Shut it down! The Goyim know!
Dr_Mom» Quote comment
Leo must be down to his last few hundred grand and spiraling into oblivion to be attempting a last ditch “hail marry” like this. I mean come on. He has no case. Is he living in a fantasy world?
Sig» Quote comment
I can look up and go to This Week In Tech (TWIT) ” Netcasts you love from people you trust” or I can look up and go to the social site Twitter. “It’s what’s happening.” Apples and oranges really. Two totally different products.
cubetube» Quote comment
I call fake news! Nobody equates the Blue Jays to Superman.
jcdvorak» Quote comment
Megan is looking hot there in that leather jacket and with her hair pulled back.
Luke Gallows» Quote comment
I’d tap that if she was wearing the goggles (like at 00:47)..
Henry (don’t tell my dad)» Quote comment
If you’re going to tap that you better have some 18″ pipe or you won’t touch the sides of Mrs Monobrow.
Yuki» Quote comment
*sigh* another This Week, another crap lineup. Amy “I get paid to bullshit and point out trends that are obvious to everyone with half a brain” and Brianna “I’m a fucking straight up scammer” Wu. Oh ya, and some nobody.
Abby Laporte» Quote comment
And all monitor lizards; no one in studio, I mean shoebox.
#jeSuisJCD
#DvorakTrollArmy
NativeInExile» Quote comment
March 4 TWiT is a crap line-up of boring old white men.. Dwight Silverman (who), Larry Magid (..) Mike Elgan (oh), and Leo Laporte (the king of boring old men).
Abby’s brother» Quote comment
I was bored… and fairly safe as no-one will see it anyway ;D
Larry Maggot» Quote comment
I hope Leo wins!!! Long live Leo.
Leica My Balls» Quote comment
TWiT is a fucking waste of a great trademark.
Don T. “Donk Donk” Raff» Quote comment
Dear TD, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE use the “DONK DONK” sound effect whenever you report on this ongoing trial of great international importance.
Don T. “Donk Donk” Raff» Quote comment
From the March 3 ep of The Tech Guy (at 00:38:38) – Fat Leo suggested that cosmic rays may have altered a bit on the caller’s hard drive, causing her issues with Microsoft Edge. You can’t make this stuff up!
Downunder Dan» Quote comment
So cosmic rays…and not the fact that it’s a MS Edge? 😛
Esch» Quote comment