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Megan Morrone is a Fraud #TWiTSwitch

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You will be forgiven for not knowing what #TWiTSwitch is. Tech News Today co-hosts Megan Morrone — non-racist, non-monkey — and Jason Howell — kind of, sort of, whatever — came up with the grand plan.

Jason would wipe his Google Pixel phone and give it to Megan to use for a month, and Megan would leave all of her past-due library book notices on her iPhone and give it to Jason to use for a month. Each would report back with an opposite perspective they gained by using the other’s platform.

Hilton A. Goring could not be reached for comment.

Megan Morrone now claims to be an iOS “guru”; in reality, she just assumed Sarah Lane’s identity when the tech goddess departed the ailing network’s premises. Megan Morrone spent the prior decade pretending to work for Microsoft — actually freelance writing part of one terrible article for them — while using Android.

Those other two sound like real jobs.
You ain't me, bish
You ain’t me, bish

Megan Morrone had never used an iPhone before assuming Sarah Lane’s identity. She wasn’t even good at pretending to be Sarah, killing iFive for the iPhone in the process with her terrible personality compared to the angelic Lane.

It was with great satisfaction that we finally heard someone at TWiT call her out on this fraud she perpetrates weekly, if not daily. Thank you, Bryan Burnett. Finally, you are something other than the foil for the fake priest.

Thanks to an anon from #drama for the video.

28 thoughts on “Megan Morrone is a Fraud #TWiTSwitch”

  1. 1. Weak article.
    2. Why do you guys continue to praise Sarah Lane’s over enunciating, libtard drunken ass?

    Just reposted Leo’s dick picks every other day if your board and need clicks, if anything it’ll bring up his penis higher in the search rankings.

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          1. Tack: Her job title:
            Vice President, Original Content
            Lionsgate

            That’s pretty impressive after working for Twit which is the bottom of the barrel in the podcasting world.

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          2. soupslurper: That’s pretty impressive after working forTwit which is the bottom of the barrelin the podcasting world.

            That’s because she left twit for tech crunch. So she got to say she got out of the hell hole

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          3. Joel Osteen: That’s because she left twit for tech crunch. So she got to say she got out of the hell hole

            You’re right, They both were hell holes. Can you imagine if Twit had someone in charge of original content?

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    1. Alex Lindsay:
      I had to unfollow Sarah on twitter because her liberal BS became too much.Too much entitlement, she will grow to be an old cat lady.Thanks Feminism!

      Yeah, I’m sure you were happier when women were considered “property” So, how are all those Trump millions you voted for treatin’ ya!

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  3. “YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!” Megan is a TWiT “BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!! Daaaaaamn, son! I be missin’ out on this sheeat, man. Why you be messin’ ’round and not be tellin’ a brother about dis here shizznat, foo? Damn, bro, I thought Jason & I was tight?

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  4. TWiT seems to attract the worst employees. The minimum requirement for landing a job at TWiT is that you have no clue what you’re doing and no experience. How else would a bookkeeper become the CEO? How else would an Applebee’s employee become a studio engineer? How else would a mom who isn’t camera-ready, is totally unqualified and can’t speak without laughing uncontrollably become the host of 2 shows? How else would a sexist, misogynist, uncontrollably perverted fat fuck become the centerpiece for this network? This is not a fucking coincidence. This company is a fucking joke.

    To all the morons who continue to support and defend Laporke and his gang of misfits y’all can suck my dick. Get your head out of his ass and see him for what he really is… a lying narcissistic piece of shit who only cares about himself.

    P.S. Fuck you FMCP. Take off your collar you’re a disgrace to all real priests out there. And you steal other people’s shit.

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  5. Of all the departures since the moves to the Shit House Studios and the East Side Studios Sarah’s has been the biggest. Tech News Today is unwatchable, ditto for iOS Today. Megan has ZERO personality. I agree with the gist of the article in that she’s a fraud. She was out on the vine before Leo scooped her up, out of desperation is my guess.

    Leo says it all of the time, anyone with an ounce of talent strikes out on their own, nobody wants to work for TWiT.

    We miss you, Sarah.

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  6. Sarah who?????

    No seriously, Sarah has no real talent imho as she has gone where and done what? She has disappeared from tech shows and never made it into MSM so time for her life to pivot.

    Why does she not have a Wikipedia entry? Did she give the owner a really good BJ or something to keep off of the site?

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    2. Great Scott:
      Sarah who?????

      No seriously, Sarah has no real talent imho as she has gone where and done what?She has disappeared from tech shows and never made it into MSM so time for her life to pivot.

      Why does she not have a Wikipedia entry?Did she give the owner a really good BJ or something to keep off of the site?

      She had more talent than anyone currently on TWIT. But I suppose if someone isn’t a YouTube or “net” star they aren’t doing anything. important right? She left TWIT to manage Tech Crunch’s video productions not just be another talking head like she was on TWIT.

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      1. Sarah could present herself well on TV, but she had no more understanding of tech than any other iPhone user. Still, the ability to make herself presentable and speak clearly put her above most TWIT in-house ‘talent’.

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  10. Megan may be carrying the burden of *fraud* that is the MIA Security Now Question Session every second week. Decent and upstanding citizens rack their brains every week for the killer question that might bring them fame when pulled from the mail bag. But no. The powers that be have obviously decided that this community service has to be ended. I have written to our PM Bumble Trumble (*not his real name) but apparently our standing with the US is not very high at the moment.

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  11. You are un-retiring this name because of me? Did I make it obvious you were the same person retiring (lecia) as starting (Crotchman) the next day?

    Sorry!

    You can keep them both going for awhile or have you considered bringing “The New Jeff Jarvis” back? That could work.

    When you do the videos maybe you should do a different title style than the yellow with black lettering?

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    1. Video was a Guest Submission, not something I made. I did make the thumbnail, but prior submissions have included the thumbnail. It’s not hard to make a solid yellow box with black text on top. I wrote the text, and when it became apparent that the article was more text than video, I changed the author from Guest Submission to me and credited the video author at the bottom of the post. Also, you’re an idiot.

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