Jason Howell is normally a worthless sack of “kind of”s and “whatever”s, but in this clip, he drops a knowledge bomb on all of us. As it turns out, investors want returns on their money.
Megyn Kelly better watch out; it appears Jason Howell might actually try to escape Petaluma after all with his new journalistic muscles he’s flexing. He’s paid the price for long enough.
Transcript for the hearing-impaired
“Cuz in the kind of, I dunno, in the in the kind of institutional investment.. wuh-world… you know, they want, they put in a lot of money but they hope for quick returns. They hope for something to happen in the next couple of years… and to see kind of that return on their investment whatever.”
— Jason Howell, Host of Tech News Today
Thank you to an anonymous contributor who sent in this video.
Bring back The Gum!
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
What the fuck is this post? Can I get it translated into English, please?
Leo Laporte is a podcasting god! He’s going to be on the Mount Rushmore when all is said and done while your little friends John C, where the C stands for Cock Sucker Dvorak and Adam “MTV VJ” Curry are sweeping up the trash below.
Leo Legend.
Ronnie» Quote comment
Wouldn’t it be John C.S. Dvorak?
fastlanestranger» Quote comment
LOL Ronnie. You’re great.
Never stop plugging your ass with your thumb and then tasting it.
Keep on keeping on Ronnie.
#NeverForget
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Leo “Big Dick” Laporte has been doing the damn thang for over 30 years now. He’s a legend. You guys can hate all you want, he’s counting his millions and sleeping next to a beautiful woman every night. Meanwhile your false idols Adam “My Career was over in 1988” Curry and John C, where the C stands for Crank Dvorak are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Those two haven’t been relevant in 30 years. They’re envious, as are you.
Leo. Legend. Get with it.
Ronnie» Quote comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *wipes tear*
TheTruth» Quote comment
Does Lisa know about this?
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Yeas TM, she sees the expensed hooker on her excel sheet. She’d be really annoyed if it wasn’t deductible.
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
You guys are fucking idiots. Lisa is a smoke show, dime piece! If I were Leo I’d be sniffing her panties, licking her ass, doing it all!
Ronnie» Quote comment
What’s his wife gonna say?
Black Knight Sir Lineman of the Net» Quote comment
He better hope Lisa doesn’t find out.
ShoeBox Fan» Quote comment
This is The CNN of Tech.
soupslurper» Quote comment
I actually like Jason Howell. Seems like a nice dude and is passionate about the shows he does, like both Android shows. Pick your battles TD.
Gretchen Carlson» Quote comment
You’re a cunt. Fuck off please.
TK» Quote comment
Looks like Leica is back. Now as Guest Submission.
I was really hoping he could stop, but I guess, he is kind of pathetic.
What was once a great website, TD is now shit.
Jason Howell» Quote comment
How did you get through that statement without interjecting superfluous words? You are not the real Jason Howell! IMPOSTER!!!
#ITM #BringBackGum
TheTruth» Quote comment
I hate to say it but even Larry Magid is more intelligible that TwiT’s resident giant.
TheTruth» Quote comment
What if I told you …
Every person in this comment thread is actually Leica Lens?
Don T. Raff» Quote comment
The same way if you told me TWiT is a financial success and is expanding next year.
TheTruth» Quote comment
But it is expanding, well Leo’s expanding by at least 6 pant sizes next year. He plans to be huge by 2018
Fugizzle» Quote comment
Does that include you?
.. wait and me?
Buford T. LaPorke» Quote comment
Is anyone going to do a story about shwood and jury burning down their network and going to twitch.
anondog9000» Quote comment
Walter Cronkite of Tech right there!
Pass me that bottle of Thunderbird, would?
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Lisa is ugly as sin but has a pretty smoking body and ass for a woman in her 50’s. I’d sniff her panties in a heartbeat
ScooterX» Quote comment
That’s disgusting!
Bill» Quote comment
To the Editorial Board:
I understand your wanting to keep this site going.
IMHO, I would wait until you actually had a good article.
It’s just a matter of time before Leo steps on his dick again.
Milton Bradley» Quote comment
Wow that guy is mind numbing.
Stubby» Quote comment
This is another fine example of your top shelf content. Thank you for the well crafted article. Oh boy, Leo’s hide is going to be chapped for sure when he reads this. Excellent!
Your Posts Are Awful» Quote comment