Megan Morrone Plans Her Escape from Leo Laporte

Hilton A. Goring could not be reached for comment.
Hilton A. Goring could not be reached for comment.

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Can you just imagine Leo and Lisa using this thing?
Can you just imagine Leo and Lisa using this thing?

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TD loves that smile.
TD loves that smile.

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30 thoughts on “Megan Morrone Plans Her Escape from Leo Laporte”

    1. Referring to Lisa as Yoko is an insult to Yoko. Yoko broke up the Beatles, but the damage was limited. Each of the four had successful post-Beatle careers — even Ringo got a job as a ticket collector for a railroad.

      If it had been John and Lisa, the Beatles would have ended up playing Abba covers on Tuesday nights at the lounge in a Des Moines Ramada Inn.

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      1. Eh. Yoko was part of the breakup, but I’ve always felt the death of Brian Epstein is what killed The Beatles – onc ehe was gone, the wheels fell off. I think he’d have been able to keep them all in line and Yoko at bay – and they wouldn’t have had the financial issues that were the final nail in the coffin.

        Calling Lisa Yoko isn’t really accurate, as Yoko didn’t take over and try to run The Beatles’ business, and run it into the ground. As much as I don’t like or care for Yoko, comparing her to Lisa is an insult to Yoko.

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    1. Benny HIll said:
      From:support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/114222

      The phrase “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetuer” appears in Microsoft Word online Help. This phrase has the appearance of an intelligent Latin idiom. Actually, it is nonsense.

      Although the phrase is nonsense, it does have a long history. The phrase has been used for several centuries by typographers to show the most distinctive features of their fonts. It is used because the letters involved and the letter spacing in those combinations reveal, at their best, the weight, design, and other important features of the typeface.

      A 1994 issue of “Before & After” magazine traces “Lorem ipsum …” to a jumbled Latin version of a passage from de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, a treatise on the theory of ethics written by Cicero in 45 B.C. The passage “Lorem ipsum …” is taken from text that reads, “Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit …,” which translates as, “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

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      Thanks for that.

      And knowing is half the battle…

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  2. There’s always a hint of truth in humour. And Leo knows it, hence the “kiss you” remark, and the way he spat it out makes me sound like they’ve had backroom discussions about sexual innuendo on the show in the past. And Megan still laughs awkwardly at anyhing he says because she knows she’ll be out in the breadline if she dare stand up for herself.

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    1. True. Megan enables Leo to continue his disgusting behavior. However, she needs to watch her back anyway because if Lisa senses that Leo likes Megan, that’d be the end of her TWIT career.

      Lisa won’t like competition and we can all agree that Megan is much more likable than Lisa in every single category.

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    1. Jnonymous said:
      Leo is one of those disgusting hypocrite liberals who would be the first to call Trump disgusting for his treatment of women.

      You should do posts at TD and so should they guy who posted the imgur below. You are so right. Schwarzenegger just came out against trump too.

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  3. I tuned into The Tech Guy for shits and giggles. There’s an obnoxious arsehole who keeps saying “YOU’RE OUT” when Leo goes to break. So fuck you, whoever you are.

    As far as Megan goes, escape to Hawaii with that Becky Worley woman.

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    1. Fuck you, how do you like that? said:
      I tuned into The Tech Guy for shits and giggles. There’s an obnoxious arsehole who keeps saying “YOU’RE OUT” when Leo goes to break. So fuck you, whoever you are.

      As far as Megan goes, escape to Hawaii with that Becky Worley woman.

      Not a bad idea! Perhaps Becky can make Megs lesbo like her!

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  4. Can a person say an article is pure liquid shit? Leo will outlast you at this rate. Get someone to do some real critical thinking.

    What me? Of course I will submit something. However I will wait until something worthy happens. Only 1 article of substance need be posted a week.

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    1. Milton Bradley said:
      Can a person say an article is pure liquid shit?Leo will outlast you at this rate. Get someone to do some real critical thinking.

      What me?Of course I will submit something.However I will wait until something worthy happens.Only 1 article of substance need be posted a week.

      A bit harsh but legitimate criticism. Leo’s not really doing anything that interesting lately which would suggest a pivot to other TWIT related things like maybe a history of all the TNT hosts that have been fired and what they’re doing now. Stuff like that till Leo flops out another appendage.

      BTW, I like all your games Milton Bradley….lol

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  5. Lkalif (RIP) Helloworld Richardyes Ghostdog – Bring them back.

    Whatever the fight was about, get over it. The site is a shitty copy of what it was. Reminiscent of a compare the new twit studio to the old one. This new guy with his new names is not funny. He copies old memes. And as many have said the Lecia fake commenter aliases are very annoying.

    Get over your ego and bring them back or just post stories without trying to be funny. And when you do the “appearance” stuff you come off as an asshole and not a funny asshole like helloworld.

    “Eat a Dick” is not funny but open that alias up and go ahead. Or you know what, just fucking shut this site down and let Leo go away.

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    1. Something is off. Whenever the new guy types things that people have to look up he thinks that means he is smart. He wants to say thinks like HelloWorld who compared Leo to Nero and the other things they used to say. But most people don’t even know there is a new guy.

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        1. Leica Lens said:
          What?

          I’ll simplify it… you’re not clever and this article was neither interesting or funny. None of your articles have any merit, how did you end up writing here? Just shut up and give us the information, you are not smart or witty.

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  6. Twit was a force in technology. The creator of the dream was Leo.
    Leo is infamous for off color remarks and lewd conduct. Somewhat similar to a 13 year old boy finding his fist Playboy.
    This worked for years until the stunning future Mrs. LaPorte stumbled into the brick house looking for work. After an exhausting interview she was crowned CEO and wife.

    Now Leo had some real research material to sink his teeth into. We are privy to streaming geniality now.

    Tech has not been on Leo’s mind very much.
    Twit will survive until the last nickle. Twit will never gain the respect it had. It will never have the talent it threw away.

    Leo will still be on Sat. and Sun. answering questions for the aged and milking Google and his chat room.

    This is the one constant we can count on.

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