He used to have a wish to be a healthy weight, even if he never had the drive, self control, or respect for others to achieve it.
My weight: 231.7 lb. 76.7 lb to go. http://t.co/QKolStfv
— Leo's scale (@leos_scale) January 23, 2013
231.4 – 76.4 = 155 (Middle of normal range)
Now, the sad old man’s goal is only to one day be overweight instead of obese. Let’s see if he can achieve that! He’s trending higher in 2 years, not lower, so we don’t have high hopes.
My weight: 234.7 lb. 54.7 to go. http://t.co/L0QGJl6XPf
— Leo's scale (@leos_scale) October 7, 2015
234.7 – 54.7 = 180 (Overweight)
So basically he never said anything. You just wanted to make fun of him. My illegal peoples don’t like that
Jorge» Quote comment
He obviously reset the target weight in his app. This TD post is hard incontrovertible data on Leo’s latest failure.
The Ihnatko Kerouac» Quote comment
Here’s a towel, go dry your back.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Bookmakers around the world are reeling from the shock.
The Ihnatko Kerouac» Quote comment
It’s my doing. I am concerned that if Leo loses weight that it will come entirely from his dick. It’s small enough for God’s sake so have some mercy for me.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
Gross
The Ihnatko Kerouac» Quote comment
The mechanics of the situation would imply that you’d actually gain by a reduction in body fat.
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
I guess I’ll fuck the mechanic then.
Thanks for the heads up.
ITM.
Lisa’s Cunt» Quote comment
I’m trying to imagine what a sub-200 Leo would look like and I’m having a really hard time.
The Prick House» Quote comment
He’s looking fatter to me in recent weeks. It could be water weight from the massive amounts of soup he eats.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
Shedding the bloated ego might help?
Just askin’ and best regards
freheel» Quote comment
Those weights seem dubious to me, do they include his head?
Belmont’s Fake Geek Glasses» Quote comment
Lay-o LaFatFuck
He’s working himself to an early grave.
Ciao ciao YouFatFuck.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
So in two years with all this talk of diet and everything he had gain three pounds sounds like his diet is doing nothing.
specie8470» Quote comment
I’d say Leo has 3 lb worth of NatureBox ™ Big Island Pineapple gummed up in his large intestine alone.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
I’m Leo’s height and was suffering increasing health problems just being moderately overweight; imagining myself at the obesity level with a Leo like massive gut is unfathomable both from a health and appearance standpoint. I’m back to the mid 150s and no longer on various meds due to a special but permanent diet called less food down the gullet. Obviously the self-control option might not be in the cards for Leo, and he might want to consult a mental health professional unless he prefers a premature appointment with an embalmer.
Mark Byrn» Quote comment
He suffers from something quite common in the tech community. It’s called sit in front of a computer and do nothing all day disease. His ego would like you to know it’s because of all of the people who talk badly about him all day that has his self esteem bruised though. LOL and part of his argument will be correct when he says, “I’ve done nothing to deserve any of this.” He will then proceed to quote the great Elvis’ last words during a cheeseburger session when he said “Aaaaaaaa!”
Me» Quote comment
It’s really not fair to say Léo is just sitting their doing nothing.
It takes real effort to keep this size up, as evidenced by the near-constant munching and slurping during recordings, please don’t underestimate Léo’s dedication to his obesity!
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
You can tell if an article is lame from the amount of comments it has. I guess if there is no news, try and make some. Thats what my illegal peoples say anyway
Jorge» Quote comment
So this blog has been saying that Leo is gaining all this weight, but in three years he gained 3 whole pounds.
Impressive.
Mike Elgan» Quote comment
Almost as impressive as your current length of employment at TWIT, Mike. almost.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Ken, that was a great comeback. Insulting the original commentor did not prove a point
Jorge» Quote comment
We really don’t take ourselves too seriously here, Mr. Jorge. Eat a Dick!
#FuckOff
#IstandwithJCD
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Define “all this”. Gaining weight on a weight loss program is utter abject failure. You can lose weight in 3 years by taking a walk once in a while.
Can you link the articles you cited?
Leo Laporte has in fact gained weight, but this article is about goal-setting.
Belmont’s Fake Geek Glasses» Quote comment
Mike,
Lay-o is grossly obese – or as the doctors call it morbidly obese. He reinforces the grossness of his bloated body by eating on camera – often stuffing his face with all manner of caloric intake.
It’s offensive actually and so we laugh about here on Total Drama.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Mike Elgum, self titled “tech journalist” also moonlights as a nutritionist.
Ahmed» Quote comment
Some people aren’t going to be happy until he goes into cardiac arrest on the set one of these days. Followed by heroic attempts to revive him that are not successful.
Living In Cebu» Quote comment
3 pounds? I could shit and piss in the morning to lose that much weight.
Chief TWaT» Quote comment
I’m Leo’s little bitch! He’s not overweight! He’s only gained three pounds!
Mike Elgan» Quote comment
Leo’s going to go from having a lil’ chode to having a baby carrot dick if loses the weight. No worries though, my cock will always be big enough to pound is ass raw.
Lisa’s Dick» Quote comment
180lb is an ideal weight for 5’10″… but then again, I guess that doesn’t sound as “drama” as “overweight.”
I need to remove this useless website from my Google Now reminders… thanks for wasting 4 minutes if my precious time.
Private» Quote comment
I seriously doubt anyone using Google Now has sound judgement of time value.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
“180lb is an ideal weight for 5’10″”
BS. I’m taller and 180 pounds would be borderline overweight for me. (and certainly felt that way the one time I was close)
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
Go eat a dick, Private!
Molly» Quote comment
I think you are jumping to conclusions. Maybe he updated his height targets at the same time.
Hy ge f» Quote comment
He should be about 160 pounds to be healthy.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Why is this place so dead?
I would say crap like Jason Calacanis on this week’s TWiT deserve an article so we can comment on how stupid he is.
Some of the shit that comes out his mouth would be gold put into a mini compilation. Like in the pre-show when he baited the British guy into another Tesla jizzfest:
Brit: “I spent the whole weekend reviewing the Nexus phones and now I’m doing the Ford Mustang.”
Calacanis: “Ford Mustang the car?”
Brit: “Uh, yeah.”
Calacanis: “So what’s new about it?”
Brit: “Well it’s has these lights that project a Mustang logo on the ground when you open the door, and…”
Calacanis: “OH HAHAHA! THAT IS SO PATHETIC! Telsa is so cool, Elon just pushed an update right up my ass. Honda and Toyota are crapping themselves since Elon is so awesome and handsome.”
Or when Jason put on his drug abuse expert hat and claimed alcohol and tobacco are worse than meth and heroin. Going by those ever present bags under his eternally watery eyes I guess he speaks from experience? Because we all know the average smoker is so much worse off than the average methhead.
Fuck you Jason, you put every last shitty guest to shame. I’d rather watch filmgirl.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Also Fuck You Jason and stop putting rails of Adderrall up yo nose.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
(1) Who cares about Mr Calacanis?
(2) Life is better without watching Twit. You should try it someday!
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment