Two nutcases talk about their stupid business

These two buffoons claim to run TWiT.
These two buffoons claim to run TWiT.

This evening, two escapees from the Petaluma Insane Asylum were spotted on-camera talking about their dumb business on a show they repeatedly referred to as “Inside TWiT.”

Leo Laporte and his giggly bride, Lisa Laporte, went on for about 20 minutes just babbling about “schedules changes” and various sex-related shit involving a “Japanese soaking tub” and other assorted garbage. None of this could be confirmed by the editorial board at TotalDrama, so we’ll just have to wait for our team of experts in London and Dubai to edit it together. Until then, we can’t even begin to make any sense of what was broadcast.

At this point, it’s all just a blur of crude corporate half-truths and crazy talk.

Video to come…story developing…

10 thoughts on “Two nutcases talk about their stupid business”

  1. I don’t understand why they need to change the schedule so much. It seems to happen every week.

    I don’t really watch Twit anymore, they don’t seem to be improving at all. Things have changed a lot in the last few years. I think they needed at least 50,000 downloads to make any money for a show? Now I see companies like Squarespace have moved on to advertise on shows like Totalbiscuit’s which gets over 300,000 views. I don’t think even TWITech gets that many.

    I don’t think the future looks bright for TWIT.

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  2. I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no, uh, conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that man’s eyes was purely and simply evil

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    1. Y’know, the thing about Lisa, she’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’.

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  3. Hey TD – this thing is loaded with content that doesn’t involve hats or scarves…

    Leo’s behavior and open affection towards Lisa makes my skin crawl…
    The teasing of a ‘big show’ – that really has TF (total failure) written all over it… (When was the last sucessful show launched? AAA? That was years ago…).
    The asking for free art for the anniversary TWIT 10 logo (what happened to that former sponsor for graphic design services?) Not sure the quality of the graphic design can get any worse…
    The talk about the MWC coverages (you can almost see Leo’s pain that he gave up a larger hot tub for this important ‘coverage’… and his preemptive excuses for the poor quality (‘its far away…’)
    The ‘challenge’ setting up a live view (sending some loser with a camera to stalk people coming out of an Apple event – always riveting content – to get news worthy ‘on the ground’ analysis: ‘it feels good in the hand, no, I mean it feels good on the wrist…’ But don’t worry, Lisa will figure out the details to make this happen, thank god the CEO is on it!
    A new survey to get our insights into all the new shows??? Did I miss all these new shows?
    Lisa has convinced Leo to do an email newsletter! Something he clearly doesn’t want to do… (What could they possibly put in a day daily email news letter???)…
    Lisa ignorance of what a ‘universal app’ is, I guess she doesn’t actually listen to WW?

    And not a single scarf or hat…

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  4. When the ship is sinking what do you do? Move around the schedule! Sports team move around staff in the team when the owner is too cheap to hire better staff from the outside

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  5. Leo is just a has been old fool.Clearly hin being nuetuted is the downfall of

    On a more cheerful note today is “International Women’s Day”

    Let us all celebrate the women and men that want to be women that visit this site. I ordered a boob cake. yea!!!

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