Did Leo Laporte shit his bed last night? The answer may surprise you

It's entirely possible that Leo Laporte shit his bed last night.
It’s entirely possible that Leo Laporte shit his bed last night.

There is no way for anyone to prove 100-percent beyond a shadow of a doubt that Leo Laporte did not shit his bed last night.

Unless, of course, that person is Leo Laporte himself and can provide the videotape of his entire night’s sleep—from getting into bed, to waking up in the morning. And then he would need to provide further video proof of him scanning the sheets with the camera and showing us that he did not shit the bed.

So TotalDrama calls upon Leo Laporte to prove that he did not shit his bed last night. Otherwise, there’s just no way for us to know if Leo Laporte shit his bed last night. Or perhaps Jason C. Cleanthes can let us know if Leo Laporte shit his bed last night?

13 thoughts on “Did Leo Laporte shit his bed last night? The answer may surprise you”

      1. Aaah but maybe Molly has a fetish for stripping children and has the desire to hunt down any children that she believes to have been fathered by HelloWorld (whether there are any or not) and strip them naked.

        I believe they have laws about this in all 50 States these days and she may have to register at the local P.D. and have postcards sent to all her neighbors in a 2 mile radius letting them know she is living among them!

        Either that or you are correct and she has yet to learn the difference between ‘bear’ and ‘bare’.

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          1. I meant “correcting” me… And I do mean “bare”. It makes it a lot easier to have his children if he’s naked. So let’s get back to leo laporks rectal issues…

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  1. Is this similar to the Jesuit graduate that was teaching and chanting racists songs and verses(from the bible?) while drunk in Oklahoma? The Jesuits just prove how racists and homophobic(“Men for Others” is what the graduate said he was taught by the Jesusits-HOW GAY!)? they really are, nice for the tech world to see what they are really like, like the pile you show above. It goes with the twit territory. But they say it is legal, same as shitting in your own bed, its legal. Some pictures on Tumblr can show you the real deal.

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  2. Since Mr. Laporte does not think his feces stink, whether he did or didn’t poses no problem for him (only his Casper knows for sure). Some claim it is impossible to prove a negative, anyway.

    Just sayin’ and best regards

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