The ratings continue to slide with TNT looking to fall out of the top 100 for the first time in three and a half years. Expect some major begging during the outros this week fans!
When asked for comment, the #soupguzzler had this to say:
“We could not be happier with the job Lgum has done. He has really raised the tenor of journalism here. TNT is a deep dive into the day’s news and not that fast-paced nonsense like the old TNT. Gum has become a real professional broadcaster and I am really very, very happy.”
The interviewer then realized that soup was actually asleep and repeating these words in his nightmare.
When asked for comment the Gum said the following:
“It’s astonishing how awesome TNT is. It is really, really super good. In a sec I’ll tell you why, but first I wanna give Chickenhead a waddup. You can reach me for more comments at my favorite technology company, Starbucks, where I will drink coffee from a cup with a sensor in it. Hey, waittaminute, you’re a troll and I am out of here.”
Gum ran away fast as heck but we caught up with the CEHo who was forthright as always:
“Ratings are way up [sic] and we expect to cut some costs anyways. Look for a few editors and hosts to be on the street this holiday season. [wink] Gotta get back to spreadsheets, the board in my office with shows on it and meetings with interns. You know I have to be out of the office today by 4:45, CEO work is hard.”
Y’all don’t even understand how much of an incompetent former construction company bookkeeper Lisa is!
Jeff Stewart» Quote comment
She wrote this,
“If you work with me then you already know that I am a leader who is type A, blunt, precise, passionate, loud, fearless, positive, aggressive, and I tend to be a top-down person. I like to see the big picture, understand the goal/vision and then work down through the details. I also operate in one of two speeds, fast or faster. When I wake up in the morning I make a cup of coffee, grab my laptop, iPad, cell phone and TV remove and sit on my stationary bike and go to work. My goal is to bike ten miles while I answer my emails, finalize my project list, reflect, read the paper, catch up on social media, watch TV, and play a few games with friends online. This is my only private and uninterrupted time that I get and it’s my time to think and focus”
Enough Said. This can only be written by an idiot or 14 year old made CEO by her dad for her birthday.
Richard Yes» Quote comment
She’s actually the most insecure person I’ve ever met in my life. People that have to constantly tell you what a badass they are, are very insecure.
Jeff Stewart» Quote comment
Elgum is an opinionated Asshole. When they sat through their coverage of the Apple iPhone, Applewatch launch he spent more time making snippy negative comments about the product!
If you are reporting the news it is okay to voice your opinion but when you opinion is so negative for a product that you haven’t touched that you have merely seem leaked pictures that you have seen only a stream shows the level of news reporting he sinks to.
He’s no better than that guy that was banned because he argued with a person being interviewed over Edward Snowden saying that he should be hanged.
someone should lock him, soup guzzler and the sewer monster Friar Bob in the rape room. They can put that Tanya women in there — if they think the floor will take all that weight in one location and throw away the key.
I used to enjoy watching TWiT but it has gotten progressively worse over the past 12 months.
Though I do suggest to those with always on broadband and, say a spare Android Tablet to set it to stream through Flosoft, turn the volume down then set it and forget it . Increase the data usage for that service and bulk up the monthly bill for that service, the only one that he pays for, the cheap fat bastard.
I gave away a TWiT hoodie I bought to a homeless person, they handed it back saying that they were not wearing anything that supported a man that drank and ate like he wa s at a trough
burntheadbob» Quote comment
Bravo! You said it all, I can’t add anything.
skieast» Quote comment
Burntheadbob: Would you mind if we posted this on the front page of #TotalDrama as a post? That was breathtaking.
HelloWorld» Quote comment
You sure can post it on the front page. I did troll elgum on Google+ for a while until he blocked me for making him look a little stupid with his comments.
burntheadbob» Quote comment
I did cut it short, Soup Guzzler used to at least stay middle of the road on This week in Tech but progressively since Elgum has worked for TWiT he has become more like Elgum and this last week where he baited guests and insulted them was the pits.
Another hint for stalking the IRC on twit is to post as Soup Guzzler since the mods think it’s Leo and you can say some pretty wild things and the moderators seem to be confused.
I’ve been streaming TWiT through flosoft on an old Android device continuously for the past 4 months. It made me happy when the only working stream for a couple of days was Flosoft , when Porky was told he almost cried on camera and considered shutting down the stream rather than pay so that people could watch it.
burntheadbob» Quote comment