Finally an answer to why “Security Now” is still on the air

Steve Gibson hosts the indecipherable "Security Now." #TotalDrama suspects that the show is merely an excuse for Leo to squeeze Gibson for info to help hide Leo's sex-related problems.
Steve Gibson hosts the indecipherable “Security Now.” #TotalDrama suspects that the show is merely an excuse for Leo to squeeze Gibson for info to help hide Leo’s sex-related problems.

I just figured out why Leo Laporte continues to air the coma-inducing monologue known as “Security Now,” the seemingly endless one-man diatribe by hosted Tuesdays by Steve Gibson. This show is a near-continuous stream of consciousness; it’s basically just a river of confusing “security-related” news masquerading as valuable tips.

So here’s the rub: Because of Leo’s previous publicly-aired indiscretions, the wife-cheating Laporte is now desperate for any free advice about how to best secure his website, text message programs and other media—anything that has the potential to expose Leo’s legendary philandering.

That has to be the only reason why he lets Gibson blab on ad nauseam until we are all quite literally nauseous.

So let’s just think of “Security Now” as Leo’s personal washing machine for his dirty laundry.

3 thoughts on “Finally an answer to why “Security Now” is still on the air”

  1. Why do I think Helloworld is a real journalist and Lgum is not?
    When Helloworld has a theory, he backs it up and explains it. Gum goes on forever with his theory’s that are always wrong and he presents them as fact.

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  2. Good lord BambiBlue. You may have cracked ANOTHER reason why Leo has him on…it’s even more perverted than I would have imagined. Looks like I have more work to do Richard Yes.

    And thank you both for participating in #TotalDrama.

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