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Jason Hiner wears a hat indoors

Balding hat-wearing douches are still balding.

NEWS FLASH, JASON HINER: You are balding. Accept it. Stop wearing a hat indoors to appear on a broadcast. You looked like a crazy person on the latest “This Week in Tech.”

We know what you have under that hat, and it’s not a lot of brains—it’s a lot of bald.

UPDATE: For the first time in a long, long while somebody with a sense of humor responds to these comedy posts.

Jason Hiner says: “LOL. I’m at work and the heat gets automatically reduced on the weekends. Yes, I shave my head and it gets cold in here!!”