Trigger Warning: Watching more than 10 seconds of this video may cause you to experience strong feelings of hatred.
![Fat man on a regular-sized couch.](https://totaldrama.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/JpdYop5-300x167.jpg)
Leo Laporte loves only one thing more than himself and cruises, and that’s eating.
You can listen to him describe his $75/oz steaks and hot dog preferences in the video above.
He apparently strokes out about halfway through, but he makes a full recovery. Thank God.