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HelloWorld Promoted To Contributing Editor of the Site

Known for his dedication to #truth, HelloWorld has been one of our most productive contributors. Today the editorial board of #TotalDrama has made a decision to promote him to Contributing Editor of this publication.

Congratulations HelloWorld!

We have an updated statement from HelloWorld:
“Earlier today I was honored by the editorial board of #TotalDrama with the surprise of a lifetime. I humbly accept the promotion and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the integrity of the journalistic process that those who came before me have started.”

Dan Hendricks Now Costing TWiT Real Money

Long time forum troll and current moderator for the TWiT podcasting network, Dan Hendricks, is starting to become a real liability for his superiors. A group of volunteers decided that it is a time to stop the brutalisation of the innocent in #twitlive by organizing a letter writing campaign. Every time Hendricks exhibits his anti-social sadistic behaviour and kicks someone out, a TWiT sponsor gets a polite letter explaining why it is not a good idea to associate their brand with increasingly tarnished TWiT name.

The campaign has been running for several weeks now, and it seems to be working. TWiT will find it increasing more difficult to sell their adds to unsuspecting businesses.

Artist’s impression – Not an actual photo of Dan Hendricks