Mike Elgan lists the ways that viewers can interact with his shitty show

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The village idiot

Mike Elgan, as massive of a loser as the density of the closest Red Dwarf star, is now ending his shit “Tech News Today” show with a call to interact with him (here’s the incomplete list). Please feel free to add your suggestions in the comments section as usual.

  1. E-mail
  2. Voicemail
  3. Stitcher
  4. iTunes
  5. Google Plus
  6. Watch live
  7. Feedly
  8. Yahoo
  9. Reddit
  10. Tweet
  11. Watermelon filled with messages
  12. Notebook full of teenaged-girl scribbles
  13. Flipboard
  14. Android Wear
  15. Russian cyrillic alphabet
  16. Sanskrit
  17. Carrier pigeon
  18. Whalesong
  19. “Hunger Games” style Mockingjay
  20. MyFord Touch
  21. Amazon Echo
  22. Deez Nuts

18 thoughts on “Mike Elgan lists the ways that viewers can interact with his shitty show”

  1. Smoke signals
    morse code _ _ . _
    Scream out your window
    #tntfanoftheday
    message in a bottle in pacific
    message n a bottle atlantic
    message in a bottle caspian sea

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  2. Off topic slightly, but checking the BYB twit wiki, it hasn’t been updated since last October, the show listing is dead and I think the page reflects most of the other twit shows wiki pages. Lisa is slowing down her blog updates, least the her fan wants to see wedding porn and OOF surf pictures.

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  3. By making his lack of personality shine through
    Developing awkward memes
    Loving himself
    Finding and connecting with people who share his lack of tech interests
    By tapping into his inner humour.
    And not being afraid to make fun of himself

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  4. TWIT should hold an in-studio contest to bolster sagging ratings. Have Gumbot sit at a round table with nine wooden Indians and the first one to figure out which one has a pulse wins. (Prize=photo of Leo in his jammies wearing a fez)

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  5. I hope the GumBag reads this blog…
    How dare he write yahoo as a reference for fans after he trash talked a family member of mine on shiTNT,(Who is huge at Yahoo) while never doing any research on the facts of the story!
    He is asking his fans to help with the news on his show?
    Does he ask someone he doesn’t know to jerk him off as well?
    My distain for this lazy unknowledgeable Shit bag grows faster than I can toss terrorists out of fucking windows!
    Uggg
    YKYMF!

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