There are many reasons why this blog is not being updated as much as in the past: It seems there’s just not much change happening at TWiT. As a result, the editorial board at TotalDrama has decided to conserve our resources.
Here are a few of the things that have NOT changed in the last few weeks:
- Padre is still a fat fuck.
- Tonya Hall is still stuttering and stammering her way through her ridiculous “Marketing Mavericks” show.
- Chad Johnson is still not a real human adult yet.
- Sarah Lane will always be lovely and talented. We all know this.
- Mike “Gumdumb” Elgan still has yet to earn his paycheck by producing one good show.
- Jason “Effenstupid” Cleanthes is on a redhot streak to fuck up every TNT opening since being hired.
- Leo is still on track to eat himself to death by the end of 2015.
- Lisa is now Mrs. Laporte. So I guess there are two of them now.
- Jeff Jarvis is still refusing to fix his disgusting teeth.
Is Miriam replacing Gina on AAAndroid? She was on 2 weeks in a row.
rolf» Quote comment
Miriam is in PR and promotes things on TWiT for pay. This is not made up, it’s per Myriam. AAA 2/3/15, you may want to watch it now before it is edited out.
So if she wants to get paid by a company to promote a product she mentions that she will be on AAA, BYB, This Week in Tech etc, and she gets paid more. This is a disgrace.
Richardya» Quote comment
Link to the clip?
Doctor Law CPA» Quote comment
You realize Miriam is a guy?
Molly» Quote comment
Miriam is a girl. She correct Dvorak on the proper use of the pronoun on twit once.
DTO» Quote comment
>Miriam is a girl …
No he was born and lived as a male but now calls himself “Myriam”. He’s entitled to do that just as somone is entitled to call themselves Napolean but there is no onus on anyone to play along with his mental problems.
Anon» Quote comment
The 1950s have called – they want their asshole arguments back
Former Twit Fan» Quote comment
What you do to yourself or call yourself doesn’t change how you were born, no matter how much people wish that to be the case.
Marlin» Quote comment
you are a fucking moron
BoBo» Quote comment
I know they get knocked for lack of diversity but Miriam is a very progressive hire.
Doctor Law CPA» Quote comment
I’m 60 years old and I have yet to figure out exactly what the heck Miriam is. I wish him/her well, though.
Rusty B.» Quote comment
🙂
DoctorMom» Quote comment
How can you idiots continue to be impressed by the awful collagen job that Sarah calls a face?
Dr. Bombay» Quote comment
No one called you Dr. Bombay.
DTO» Quote comment
There used to be a kids show called Mr. Dressup. Chad looks like the puppet Casey that was on it.
Mr. Dressup» Quote comment
The network has lost most, if not all, of the on- camera personalities that had a Q Factor/Rating – Tom & Sarah were a very likable presence every day, Iyaz though on the periphery was a developing talent, Amber was an established talent / Padre, clearly is liked by some but will be reassigned this year. Jason Howell is bright and fine on and behind the camera but is a supporting actor. The new on camera folks leave most people flat as they are bland at best – if this were a stock, would there be a lot of trading activity or upward growth potential?? Additionally, pointing out the obvious, it’s really not worth writing about- too often. Just an opinion
Muddy» Quote comment
It’s become a D-List operation.
Pibb» Quote comment
I think thats pretty accurate actually.
Forrest Gump» Quote comment
Let’s not forget that Erik is still not only not, alive, but is still an offsite producer.
BoBo» Quote comment
Too soon.
Doctor Law CPA» Quote comment
Now I learnt something. Never say this site is not helpful.
skieast» Quote comment
This site is reminding me more and more of a child’s playground everyday. If you can’t make your point about Twit without resorting to silly personal insults then perhaps there isn’t a point to be made? Go have a timeout and revaluate your priorities!
Figaro» Quote comment
speaking of Sarah…
is it me or does she remind you of a young (before booze, drugs, weight gain / loss and surgery) Carrie Fisher?
Check out the Leia in the sea pic….
http://www.dorkly.com/post/70521/behind-the-scenes-photos-return-of-the-jedi
wade» Quote comment
You are the first, FIRST, person to ever notice that and make sure you tell Sarah about your observation if you ever meet her in person!
She’s going to be SOOO excited!
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment
I predict Leo will soon be living in a empty Tricaster cardboarrd box behind the brickhouse. He will have a twit mug getting change for a cup of soup. Maybe Chad will drop by with a slice he found somewhere.
I pity the fool. Lisa will be soaking in her Japanese soaking tub drinking a fine wine from Leo’s cellar. I see a broken man addicted to Italian wedding soup wearing a shirt that Chad gave him. All was lost because an old fool fell in love.
Karnack» Quote comment
“Lisa is now Mrs. Laporte. So I guess there are two of them now.”
I don’t know about now, but she’s merely number three in the Conga line of wifes (former and present) of Léo G Laporte.
NormansThirdNipple» Quote comment