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There are many reasons…

We can't get enough of the shit on TWiT.
TotalDrama will be here for you. But nothing has changed, so fuck it.

There are many reasons why this blog is not being updated as much as in the past: It seems there’s just not much change happening at TWiT. As a result, the editorial board at TotalDrama has decided to conserve our resources.

Here are a few of the things that have NOT changed in the last few weeks:

  • Padre is still a fat fuck.
  • Tonya Hall is still stuttering and stammering her way through her ridiculous “Marketing Mavericks” show.
  • Chad Johnson is still not a real human adult yet.
  • Sarah Lane will always be lovely and talented. We all know this.
  • Mike “Gumdumb” Elgan still has yet to earn his paycheck by producing one good show.
  • Jason “Effenstupid” Cleanthes is on a redhot streak to fuck up every TNT opening since being hired.
  • Leo is still on track to eat himself to death by the end of 2015.
  • Lisa is now Mrs. Laporte. So I guess there are two of them now.
  • Jeff Jarvis is still refusing to fix his disgusting teeth.