Leo “Fatass” Laporte, America’s worst son imaginable, explains to Heather “HaHa” Hamann how his sad wedding to the CEHo of TWiT, Lisa “Bangs” Kentzell, went down.
Leo reveals that his own mother didn’t even know that he remarried—all because Leo couldn’t be bothered to pick up the phone and tell the woman that gave birth to him about how he wed the next “love of his life.”
Leo ‘n’ Lisa were alone. No guests, no friends, just an ex-priest and hotel staff at the Calistoga Ranch. Come to think of it, this seems about right for a man who burns through friends like he does money. Best of luck on your third (or is it fourth?) marriage, Leo. I’m sure you and Lisa will have many happy months together.
Not wanting yo be a Laporte is the best decision Michael has made. His new haircut does more than make him look smart!
Brian» Quote comment
LISA is preggers, get a clue!!!
The Wandering Jew» Quote comment
Lisa is 46 years old so I highly doubt Leo has knocked her up.
Kat» Quote comment
This explains why Lisa removed Michael’s dad off her Twitter follows list , there maybe two weeks past….
John» Quote comment
What’s Michael’s dad’s Twitter account name?
DoctorMom» Quote comment
What no Sarah, Padre, or Chat Mods? It was all about them?
DTO» Quote comment
Soooo, how long do other TDers think this marriage will last? Until the money runs out, right? It makes you almost sorry for Leo Laporte. Almost.
Off topic, but countries where the woman retains her surname after marriage are so much more sensible. It seems so weird that a woman would change her name because she got married. All the needless bureaucracy to update passport, driver’s licence, etc., as if she now “belongs” to the guy. And the kids too?? WTF. Do woman change their names back after divorce? What an utter waste of time and effort it all is. Just say no to it girls – keep your birth names and stop the insanity.
Ex TWiT Fan» Quote comment
Lisa is a unorganized sack of shit. Rumble thru her social media posts and the latest posts are old and stale. Most haven’t been touched for at least 6 months. I still say that Tom M wanted Lisa out of his hair as far as creative and editorial control of TNT, it wasn’t money or SKYPEING in the show, that’s why Leo claimed he” Just couldn’t do it”, the” it” being Lisa getting the hook.
John» Quote comment
Surprised Kevin Spacey and Steve Martin weren’t there…
Former Twit Fan» Quote comment
Oh geez, so Leo ‘s uber-ego is so massive even his own mother is just another prop for his shows — “…I bought my Mom an iPad…” or “…I set my Mom up with this or that service…”.
thoughtpolyp» Quote comment
I bet Paul Simon was in attendance and sang to the love birds future bliss … ‘Bridge over Troubled Water’
John» Quote comment
Yeah..we all know the love song wasn’t “Feeling Groovy” but perhaps more along the lines of “The Sound Of Silence”
victor» Quote comment
Who needs a wedding planner in order to “elope”?
Just glad that found each other so they aren’t inflicted on anyone else – for now.
But those poor kids…
NativeInExile» Quote comment
>> Just glad that found each other so they aren’t inflicted on anyone else – for now.
I think there’s two theories about this — yes both of them kind of ‘fit’ together but on the other hand a bonding of two really toxic elements can nasty end product.
thoughtpolyp» Quote comment
” Oh my”
– George Takei
krystina» Quote comment
congrats you 2 have sucessfully fucked up 3 of your combined childrens lives. There will be a place in hell for both of you and
I will be waiting for you.
Sum long dong» Quote comment
This is America. People are free to get married in any way they choose.
Here’s an idea: Why don’t you get a life of your own instead of living your life through Leo?
Jonathan Blackwell» Quote comment
Once again, hook, line and sinker
Muddy» Quote comment
And why don’t you get back to TNT post.
Kthxbye!
NativeInExile» Quote comment
Rinse, repeat
DTO» Quote comment
I hope Leo’s mother disinherits him and gives everything to his sister (or Leo’s portion to Abby and Henry). Leo would just piss away everything on expensive toilets and Japanese soaking tubs.
a disillusioned twit fan» Quote comment
I would like to give my best wishes. No smarty or smug shit here.
Congrats to Leo and I wish the best.
That being said.
You smug shits need to do the same. This is hopefully fulfilling to the teacher and what he needs and wants.
We as fans can hope for the best…
Isn’t that what this site was for to start with?
Get off the personal shit for the love of Holly*
Get back to the professional ISM* cause everyone who was fired or left is what you loved! & they were all excellent!
Over and out AL’
YKYMF!
McCLaNe» Quote comment
It’s comforting to know that on the pre- “Security Now” show that Leo exclaimed that his “penis is 6-inches longer.”
John» Quote comment
Me thinks there is more to this wedding than we know.
Smug shit» Quote comment
Leo stated it was a confidential marriage license , which allows a no witness wedding but it also hides the marriage from public records, it’s like the marriage never happened unless the parties admit to the marriage . Very handy after a divorce and your new sugar daddy thinks you’ve only married once before. Also, it allows for mis-statements on the license without fear of the license going public.
John» Quote comment
Leo said his kids are pretty angry about the marriage and that Michael was pissed too. One big happy family there!
Kat» Quote comment
I couldn’t work out if that was just one of those ‘things’ Leo says to be cheeky on the live stream, or whether it’s one of those truths he can’t ‘filter’ (like when he said “women hate me” when talking about why he can’t get guests for TWIT – he would’ve wanted it to sound like a joke, but we know the truth).
evilpants» Quote comment