Leo Laporte admits shameful details of wedding

Leo Laporte, between commercials on his nationally-syndicated snoozefest “Theeeeee Tech Guy,” related embarrassing details of his wedding to his CEHo Lisa Kentzell last Thursday:

  • He hasn’t told his own mother — (what a great son)
  • They invited no friends, it was only them — (narcissistic creeps)
  • They shared their actual wedding cake with hotel staff as they had nobody to share it with — (so very, very sad)
  • The priest was a defrocked ex-Catholic priest — (no Padre?)
  • Lisa’s kid Michael was upset and asked if he’d have to change his name. — (what an adorable little munchkin)

In honor of this special day, please remember where this all started

UPDATE: An eagle-eyed commenter pointed how that the sordid story started here.

LaPorte's This Week in Tech video podcast, he cut to a shot of his screen to illustrate how many unread emails he had in his inbox. One of those emails was an SMS from Kentzell: "I want you. Your cock inside me. Wanna fuck?"
LaPorte’s This Week in Tech video podcast, he cut to a shot of his screen to illustrate how many unread emails he had in his inbox. One of those emails was an SMS from Kentzell: “I want you. Your cock inside me. Wanna fuck?”

Video of Leo’s comments coming soon!

15 thoughts on “Leo Laporte admits shameful details of wedding”

    1. Many consider this to have had a shot at being a notorious blog until the asshole HelloWorld starting writing his “comedy” bits. Now this blog is just a cesspool of irrelevant jokes and half-truths.

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  1. On at least 3 separate occasions I thought they were already married. Her kid is probably going to end up in military school and Leo’s kids are likely to forget they have a father. IF the CeHo does to them what she’s done to TWIT they’ll end up having to repay Leo for their college degrees.

    I’ve given up on any hope of TWIT reversing its decline. Even his radio show is losing stations.

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  2. Padre can’t marry them since both of them have been divorced. The Catholic Church forbids divorced folks from remarrying in the Church.

    That said I think it was enormously selfish and wrong for them to have gotten married without even bothering to tell their own children.

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