In the video above, you can see Leo Laporte do his best approximation of the human emotion “sadness” discussing Ozzy’s death.
Watch Megan Morrone’s face — did someone push her down a flight of stairs? — to see a real human reaction and then compare her face to Leo’s. Megan didn’t even own the dog!
Just before Windows Weekly, Leo blamed his regular tardiness on dearly departed Ozzy and joked that he can now get to work on time since he put his dog down.
RIP Ozzy… the constant abuse you must have endured, and the unconscionable stuff you must have seen in that house, I absolutely know you are in a better place right now #RIP #FuckingSad
TheTruth» Quote comment
RIP š
Don’t forget to tweet this tragic story to @barkbox
Oaths Doge» Quote comment
RIP Ozzy. You’re in a better place and you don’t have to take that playful abuse any longer which more than likely in my opinion, caused you back to break.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
Love and light, Ozzy. Love and light.
Leo’s Left Testical» Quote comment
Rest In Shit, Ozzie, you fucking mutt. Now mommy and daddy and get back to having sex sessions without you barking outside the fucking door the whole time. I haven’t been able to eat your mothers ass in months since you started pulling your shit.
See you in hell!
Leo» Quote comment
Is it just me or does Megan’s nose look like Leo’s cock from certain angles?
Imagine the things that poor dog witnessed…
Harambe» Quote comment
Hey Leo, seriously.. It is time for you to retire.. You’re an ass. How do you like that?
Cubetube» Quote comment
One more witness gone…
Headdesk» Quote comment
I still wonder how Ozzie hurt his back. Poor dog š
specie8470» Quote comment
Attempted suicide.
JCjr» Quote comment
Swift kick by Damien
Dog Lover» Quote comment
I was lurking about the twit studio and Ozzie was unfortunately underfoot.
Purple Grimace» Quote comment
“We’ve prolonged it beyond the point where we should have.”
Truer words never spoken.
ManBaby» Quote comment
AMEN!
Esch» Quote comment
Once the poor seizure-prone dog bit Lao (listen to story on video) he was toast. Leo probably broke his back if the creepy kid did not.
How old was this dog? Little dogs like this should live to be 10-15.
Dog Lover» Quote comment
The Joy in Leo’s face is astonishing! He can’t wait to be rid of that damn little shit Ozzy. What a sick bastard this guy is.
Todd» Quote comment
Everything and everyone is dispensable in LaPorkeās world.
The ceHOās mission has been to destroy every relationship that pre-dated her arrival.
RIP Ozzy.
NativeInExile» Quote comment
Lisa hasn’t fired Tony Wang yet but then again I don’t think Leo would put a move on him
Meth» Quote comment
RIP Ozzy. I and my little fur baby mourn for you.
Leo’s Left Nut» Quote comment
For the full hour, we have mourning former dog owner Leo LaPortly, he is tragically heart broken by the loss of his beloved dog Ozzy. Oh wait what’s that, I’m getting updated on the situation from the control room, they are saying that Leo can’t be on because of a celebration that is going on. Something, something, something, the first time they have been able to do this in a long time with out the dog going after the vienna sausages and Arby’s. I guess it is just me and you TONIGHT FOR THE FULL hour, I guess I’ll just be taking calls like the good old days.
Larry King» Quote comment
All of the interesting people on TWIT have been let go long ago. What is the point? This podcast is now an epic fail and is circling the drain. If you can give up your family, friends and viewers , putting down your pet is no big thing. Keeping Ozzy alive cost money. Put him down already Leo. Just another brick in the wall…
Cubetube» Quote comment
He should have a quality taxidermy job done on Ozzy ( just from the break in his back up – like a deer or a moose mount ) then hang him next to his 100K subs silver youtube play button.
justthisguy» Quote comment
I’m surprised padresj didn’t turn Ozzy’s taxidermy corpse into a quad-copter
Harambe» Quote comment
Sa-fucking-distic. A certain personality trait usually defined by apathy, delusions of self-worth and ego.
Leo Laporte. A person who fits the term sadistic 100%.
RIP Ozzy. May he have a better non-abusive life in heaven.
Sick Fuck» Quote comment
This is a sad and bad story, and even a stretch for Total Drama. Shame on you.
John Stewart» Quote comment
Fuck you. How do ya like that?
Sam Mraovich» Quote comment
“This is a sad and bad story, and even a stretch for Total Drama. Shame on you.”
Wake up, Leo is the sad story. Total Drama is just telling it like it is. Thanks TD. Leo needs to sell shoes and leave Tech news to the professionals. He seems to be in scorched earth policy mode.
Cubetube» Quote comment
TWiT: Weāve prolonged it beyond the point where we should have.
PUT IT DOWN» Quote comment
Talking about the company or poor Ozzy ??
Leo’s Left Nut» Quote comment
TWiT is the most despicable organization ever created. Why are they still in business?
Harvey» Quote comment
Is this a fan site now? Seems like Leica repeats Leo’s jokes now.
Leica is so (b)anal» Quote comment
So…is he actually arriving on time now?
Headdesk» Quote comment
You guys have way too much time on your hands. You thrive on being as despicable as a tabloid. If you watched TWiT for any length of time – you know Leo loved Oz. Instead of trying to find the smallest negative thing about Leo – try figuring out why youāre so bitter about someone you donāt even know.
And by the way …. porn?? Did you come over on the fuckin Mayflower? It would be epic to watch you explode a polygraph machine once they hooked you up and you answered NO to the question āhave you ever watched porn??ā .
Even regular TV is as close to porn as Iāve ever seen, so get a grip and donāt act like 95% of everyone with internet access hasnāt watched it at least a little. And seriously bring age into it is the dumbest argument ever. Whatās the average viewer going to do watch porn of women close to their own age?
Randle P McMurphy» Quote comment