Trigger Warning: Watching more than 10 seconds of this video may cause you to experience strong feelings of hatred.
Leo Laporte loves only one thing more than himself and cruises, and that’s eating.
You can listen to him describe his $75/oz steaks and hot dog preferences in the video above.
He apparently strokes out about halfway through, but he makes a full recovery. Thank God.
Clear case of Mad Cow Disease ..Eat a Dick!
Mojo» Quote comment
i don’t get the point of this clip. This is what Leo does all day and the twit sheep like it. Why do Leo haters need to watch it?
wastedminute» Quote comment
Yup, couldn’t stand more than 30 seconds of that. Even for braggart Leo that was sad. He’d brag about the air he breathes if he could. He corrected himself and said it’s 35 bucks an ounce though, practically cheap!
I guess his diet is bullshit like everything else. Does anyone belive he really lost 30 lbs? He doesn’t look any thinner.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
3:33… holy shit, what is his problem?
I think the saddest part of this whole thing is how he got started. Dickie D. asked him something about his shaker salads, and Leo proceeded to talk about his expensive beef habits for over half an hour. He’s a textbook narcissist.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Yeah, narcissists lie like they breathe, and they never expect anyone will check them or call them on their lies.
I checked the menu, and it’s not $35 per ounce, it’s $25 per ounce, so Leo lied. But did you notice how he started off at $75 per ounce, just to REALLY impress us with his wealth?
Wow, Leo…you must have a LOT of money. But no amount of money fixes your micropenis pal. Always gonna have a cocktail frank…hey! Maybe that’s the source of his insecurities? He needs to brag about his money to cover up his physical inadequacies.
macsimcon» Quote comment
The only way he could shut up if he choked on a piece of Kobe Beef.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
When I buy a steak, it’s if they happen to have on in a bargain section, and even then it has to be 2 bucks and they usually make my gums bleed
Joel osteen» Quote comment
Jesus Christ…I couldn’t stand listening to this COCKSUCKER for more than a minute.
Fuck Face» Quote comment
Had to stop the video at 3:34.
I’d rather have root canal done through my ass than ever watch this fuckface talk about food again.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
I love this comment.
Prolapsed Anus» Quote comment
that edit with the squeal is cracking me up. for that reason i like this post
Darth Vader» Quote comment
WAG U mutha -fucker!
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
It sure looks like he intentionally trying to show someone that he can spend a lot of money. Who is he putting on this performance for? It would be interesting to find out.
Alexander Graham Bell» Quote comment
His audience.
He wants to feed his ego while assuring his listeners that he is successful and, therefore, he must know what he is talking about.
The confidence he portrays is deceiving. He is clearly insecure.
joe is a scriptkiddie» Quote comment
Is he speaking with pride of the things he eats or is he bragging about being wealthy enough to eat and travel the way most people watch tv?
Zon» Quote comment
Can we put the whine/squeal as a bed under the “F You! How do you like that?” clip after all videos or play one after the other?
Zon» Quote comment
They start using that at Gitmo and it’s the end of terrorism…
macsimcon» Quote comment
Mr. Laporte’s overarching function in media has always been the promotion of profligate consumerism.
Just spendin’ and best regards
freheel» Quote comment
Kobe beef is okay. I can take it or leave it. It’s mostly a fad, like most of what Leo seems to brag about – he doesn’t really know much about food, or good restaurants, or Broadway plays, he just follows the herd. Notice he’s all about Morimoto’s, which is trendy with the TV watching set, because Iron Chef guy is from there. I’ve been there – it’s a bit overpriced, not THAT great (it’s a good meal, don’t get me wrong, but not even near the best I’ve had), and the place is packed with people trying to be noticed that they’re eating there – Pretentious City, in other words. It’s one of those places where people go to say they went there, the food is secondary. So, yeah, it’s perfect for Leo “I take pictures in restaurants because I have no class” LaPorte.
For grilling, the best steak in the Bay Area is a Fred’s Steak, from Schaub’s Deli, in Stanford. It’s expensive, but worth it a couple times a year.
WhatTheActualFuck» Quote comment
We buy steak once in awhile from Crown Foods here in Spokane. It’s all frozen, but it’s local, grass fed and a top sirloin from them is as tender as a filet mignon. Grass fed tastes different, but it’s easy to get used to.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
There are plenty of others in real media with a lot more money than Leo, but they don’t feel the need to discuss every penny they spend.
The Dalek’s Penis» Quote comment
I think the only anus fatfuck has been eating is his arm candy’s : aka ManTranny aka CeHo aka W5anus
Fuck you Leo!!
OhNoYetAnotherTroll» Quote comment
I love the gallery page in the video. He searched for the keyword “steak”, and that “sexy” picture of Lisa in the leather chair showed up. I sure hope the picture was taken at a steakhouse.
LeosViolatedGalaxyNote5» Quote comment
Sexy and Lisa in the same sentence makes me puke.
Loquacious1» Quote comment
The poor man appears to be choking. Does anyone on staff know CPR? No? Anyone? Anyone?
Night of the living Twits» Quote comment
I’ve never had Kobe, or Wagyu. i’m not much into fetishistic eating.
Leo seems to love living the millionaire lifestyle but he really doesn’t know what he is talking about. Wagyu comprises all Japanese style cattle, Kobe is a specific breed; usually considered the best by internet searchers everywhere.
“The most exclusive Wagyu in the world comes from Kobe, Japan. People use the terms Kobe and Wagyu beef interchangeably in the U.S. thinking it refers to the same premium imported Japanese beef, when it does not.” Quote lifted from http://www.buedelmeatup.com/2012/12/04/the-difference-between-kobe-and-wagyu-beef/
Ha Ha ha» Quote comment
Ok so here is my thought of Leo’s behavior of recent years and especially lately. He looks like shit .. He has lost interest in his product and that is obvious. The product is nearing “Rock Bottom” as they say. Leo is in his own narcissistic fantasy world full of Denial and blindness while his outdated joke of a so called “Network” is slowly slipping away as a result of his mismanagement and lack of a professional and i mean PROFESSIONAL CEO . I think the man is on drugs there aint no way he’s that whipped … I mean seriously YokoLisa? so yeah i say its drugs (white powdery shit maybe?) and narcissism . He seems to be having manic episodes and mood swings and he has lost some weight (yet he feeds off his own fat when he’s not stuffing his garbage shoot with #soup and other shit) … hell I got nothing to do in these Early hours, ill be back with some more theories . Peace out ..
LeoDoneLostHisMind» Quote comment