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BREAKING: Lisa Signed a Lease for Studio Beside The Hummus Guy

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Lisa Kentzell Laporte, Master Negotiator
Lisa Kentzell Laporte, Master Negotiator

Lisa has abandoned plans for the tiny studio at 800 Lindberg Ln where our tipster just took pictures.

The lease has been signed for 1351-B Redwood Way, as seen on Positively Petaluma.

They will be moving to The TWiT Shed in “June or July,” according to Lisa Kentzell Laporte.

52 thoughts on “BREAKING: Lisa Signed a Lease for Studio Beside The Hummus Guy”

  6. God everytime I see that man tranny
    with LaFuck I think back to all the times he called her his hot arm candy

    Leo your eyes must be full of fat like the rest of your fat ass if u think that man tranny looks sexy
    What an irritating piece of shit she is..

    You both will be working until your in your 90’s because your both fucking stupid
    And for all you dumb fucks who bought a Brick way back when,
    your monies long ran out out so long ago the man tranny couldn’t even be bothered to mention what will happen to the bricks for more than a sec.

    There’s 2 ungrateful and wasteful pieces of dog shit sitting there giggling like kids about the new move!!

    Wake up Leo lovers , he would throw the rest of his staff under a bus in order to get a superficial address name to make his failing business sound important

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  8. Look forward to an upcoming campaign “Support TWiT and Leo in their move to a new studio!”

    No bricks. That costs money. Just get thanks from Leo.

    Meanwhile, Lisa is teeing u Russell to get out there and more the vast TWiT computing infrastructure. 6 Skype PCS? Miles of cat(5,6,??) cable “We can’t take it with us?” and some network switches. Russell will make several trips overseas to black bag the excess cash to some unknown location. Awaiting Lisa recovery of it.

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    1. He dumped the Giz Wiz, but since Dick doesn’t have a bad bone in his body he still appears on TTG on Sundays and entertains the audience for free on Saturdays with his inane old timey humor on Giz Fizz.

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      1. I think Leo pays Dick for his weekly appearance on TTG. Dick has spoken about it as if it were a paying gig. But since it is only a 5 minute segment once a week, I’m sure it pays next to nothing. It’s sort of Leo’s handout to someone who served him loyally for 10 years. But God forbid he should have Dick do a segment on Sunday’s TTG too. I mean there are limits to the budget.

        Dick’s humor is old-timey and often, but not always, inane. Nobody seems to mind though, because as you said, “Dick doesn’t have a bad bone in his body” and that comes through in his rather lame shows. He’s the real deal and everybody loves him. He gets more people turning out for his meetups than Leo does for his. I wonder why.

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  10. The bricks came with an expiration date and nobody checked or got told. Sorry your brick just expired but we have fresh digital version to sell or just check out our swag store where we sell overpriced T’s and more.

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  11. 1) He starts out doing his act that she is the CEO and makes these decisions and he didn’t even know she was signing the lease, for the idiot fans. He didn’t know for when.
    She is so stupid she doesn’t even know when he is doing that game. A minute later when she didn’t play along he says, “no, I knew.”
    Which idiots believe he lets her make decisions. He made the decision.

    2) When they joke about firing people to fit in the small space at 1 Technology Place, she is visibly aroused. Watch it again, firing people turns her on. She is fucked up.

    3) It is interesting that all his buddies, Steve Gibson, Dickie D and Paul are never invited to stay at his sexmansion when they visit Petaluma. Why not? He loves them so much?

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  13. I came across two items:

    1. The Twit pension plan which is probably 60% Leo and Lisa (highly compensated employees) and 40% employees has a whopping 160,000 in it after being established in 2009. Didn’t this guy say he is grossing 7 million minimum a year. [google: twit cash balance plan]

    2. Leo created a website called leolaporteDOTsoupDOTio

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    1. Diet Soup said:
      I came across two items:

      1. The Twit pension plan which is probably 60% Leo and Lisa (highly compensated employees) and 40% employees has a whopping 160,000 in it after being established in 2009. Didn’t this guy say he is grossing 7 million minimum a year. [google: twit cash balance plan]

      2. Leo created a website called leolaporteDOTsoupDOTio

      I’m not American so I don’t know what these numbers mean, but one of these reports says that their 401K plan has higher administrative overhead and “is significantly more costly to run than other plans in its peer group.” Is that any surprise??

      http://401k-plans.findthecompany.com/l/494625/Twit-401-k-Plan

      http://401k-plans.findthecompany.com/l/389812/Twit-Cash-Balance-Plan

      https://www.graypools.com/cash-balance-pension/260666712002/twit-cash-balance-plan

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  14. In related news, Lisa “Left Eye” Laporte’s picture severely traumatized my Labrador Retriever, who refuses to come out from under the bed.

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    2. I think a more likely scenario is the owner of that original location ran across Totaldrama and after reading through a few postings just canceled the deal. It became clear to him/her that allowing such ethically-challenged people like Leo and Lisa moving in would simply be a morally wrong thing to do.

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    1. specie8470 said: Lisa couldn’t give a fuck

      She has no interest in the shows ‘the product’ just in the bottom line. I believe her control over TWiT and that purely profit oriented interest in the business is why they advertise so much (laughable) non tech related crap, not investing in quality hosts only in personal perks and profit, ultimately driving the TWiT brand down the toilet.
      Leo will die and she will cash in and move on.

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    1. I tried the first introductory show and had to turn off as I felt sick.
      Haven’t watched since. Not watched any TWiT shows for a few weeks again, no loss really I think. I do miss a little TWiCH, SN! and WW but life goes on.
      Supporting LL & LK with views makes me feel too uncomfortable.

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  20. Since leo and his wife thinks everyone is out to kill them since that swatting incident last year (which i think leo did himself) Moving to a strip mall isnt exactly a great move security wise.I wonder if they will get heavy concrete barriers put up so the terrorists cant car bomb the place or maybe bullet proof the front so all those evil imaginary people who are jealous of leos success wont shoot up the place

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  21. So moving to the new place in June or July, which means that by September most of the staff will be laid off. At least the staff *should* see it coming and can start getting resumes out in the next few months.

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    1. Even joking about laying of staff on a live stream in front of the said staff is sick, but par for the course with those two nasty cunts!
      Why people still work for them and not just move on considering how little respect they are given and how little they are paid beggars belief. Their bloated egos must be sucking up every second they get on camera while wandering about in the background like wastrels, believing it actually means a flying fuck to anyone but their mothers. It’s as if like they are holding ‘Hi Mom!’ signs.

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      1. NicoRudy said:
        Even joking about laying of staff on a live stream in front of the said staff is sick, but par for the course with those two nasty cunts!

        This is done countless times. Watch the old total drama video and see four or five of her jokes about firing people. When seeing something on screen you are desensitized but imagine in your life if you had a boss who giggled about firing people. Imagine her in meetings and what we don’t see, we only see a fraction of it. She has gotten worse since firing Jeff.

        We have all gotten good blow jobs in our lives but Leo letting her to do that to people for his jollies is horrible.

        Imagine an individual ties up a person naked and puts them in a cell with starving rats and then glues cheese to their genitalia. Do we blame the rat or the person who tied him up. Lisa is a sick person but it is Leo who put her in charge so I blame him.

        If not for Leo she would be a harmless bookkeeper chewing gum in a trailer on a construction site. She would blow some of the guys when she gave out their paychecks and maybe let them punch out early if they fucked her. She should not be in charge of anything.

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  22. “Fire half the staff” to fit in the new studio? How many more must go? Of all businesses, a media producing company shouldn’t need a vanity location, especially in an office park. Perhaps those expensive Segways will be used.

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  23. The cool part about this is that I will now stop at Lagunitas on my way to the new TWiT Shed instead of stopping by the BrickHouse on my way to Lagunitas.

    BUT, there is a problem because after I have my fill at Lagunitas, I won’t care about #Soup #Padre or anything else related to the $hi+show that has become the TWiT network. But then again, who cares about the rest of the world once you have had your fill of Lagunitas and a DD to get you back home.

    Oh. another problem…. I am going to have to make another trip to visit the fine folks at Velasco’s North of the Border on Kentucky Street. Maybe I should just visit them first on the way to Lagunitas and then skip the Shed and the world would be right. That sounds like a plan. A trip to Petaluma without visiting TWiT.

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  30. So will the new location be the “TWiT Strip House” ? It would be appropriate given L&L’s propensity to show photos of their… (shudders at the thought and fingers refuse to type )

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