
The turd of a website has been down since the early morning. Is Leo taking this seriously? Hell no.
<~Leo> working on it <~Leo> I think redislabs went offline for us - probably didn't pay the bill <Leo> that's a joke by the way <Web4635> "Leo acknowledges unpaid bill cause of twit downtime." *** Tater kicked Web4635 (Tater)
What will <@ScooterX>
do without being able to refer people to twit.tv/cal? He may go clinically insane.
How will morons watch TWiT’s live stream if they don’t know the URL? Don’t worry. We got you covered there.
@crpietschmann @leolaporte Thanks Chris. Our team is already on it and I appreciate the notice.
— Lisa Laporte (@lisadlaporte) January 26, 2016

Further Leo Chat Log
<~Leo> no it wasn't hacked <~Leo> redislabs closed our account for non-payment <~Leo> we owe them $144 <~Leo> and I can't get in to fix it <~Leo> waiting for them to call back <~Leo> it's totally my fault <~Leo> I didn't see the messages that the credit card had expired <~Leo> so stupid of me <~Leo> it's about as stupid <~Leo> unfortunately they deleted my account! <~Leo> so I can't get support or anything <~Leo> it should have been on my credit card - but we'll fix that of course <Redlynx> That happened to me with my work's Adobe CC account... they forgot to renew it. <~Leo> ironic isn't it <~Leo> the big stuff we handle <~Leo> it's the little stuff that slips through the cracks <~Leo> they have been sending me emails but they're buried within hundreds of other service emails from them <~Leo> no excuse <KBJockey> probably some script automatically deleted the account. <RevDanOnimity> stoicsquirrel: jeez, happened to me last year, i pay my AWS with a paypal account (automatically, ironically), changed some payment methods, didn't pay attention, then couldn't figure out why half my website didnt work the way we planned. <PutinOnTheRitz> I'd be looking for a diff co. <~Leo> it's totatally on me <~Leo> no my redislabs folder
Leo is too good for normal customer service channels, so he used what he described as “the nuclear option” on the MacBreak Weekly pre-show: he tweeted his dissatisfaction at the company. Apparently, companies should provide services in perpetuity for free — CacheFly/BitGravity/Ustream — for Uncle Leo.
I forgot to pay the bill at @redislabs so they https://t.co/tOu8gby8j4. Now they don't answer the phone. I got your $144 right here, guys!
— Leo Laporte (@leolaporte) January 26, 2016
Redis is on it.
@leolaporte Hi Leo, thank you for reaching out. We will take care of this issue. Have you emailed support.group@redislabs.com, already?
— Redis Labs (@RedisLabs) January 26, 2016
@leolaporte hi Leo we have escalated to support you should hear from us shortly.
— Redis Labs (@RedisLabs) January 26, 2016
Leo’s fans are bothering Redis Labs on his behalf as well, such as the infamous DanLoFat aka RevDanOnimity
aka Danonymous
(old guy who complains constantly and is then muted by <@ScooterX>
in #twitlive
).
@RedisLabs You awake yet?
— Dan LoFat (@DanLoFat) January 26, 2016
@redislabs How do you communicate credit card payment problems with your customers? What R your rules on that?
— Dan LoFat (@DanLoFat) January 26, 2016
@RedisLabs @redislabsuppor4 Can you CALL https://t.co/gXDP9UrlqL studios? Using an actual phone?
— Dan LoFat (@DanLoFat) January 26, 2016
The Resolution
@leolaporte we are working on restoring the service to your app asap
— Redis Labs (@RedisLabs) January 26, 2016
.@leolaporte @DanLoFat your account is active and you should be able to connect – please confirm.
— Redis Labs (@RedisLabs) January 26, 2016
“team” LOL
Lisa needs a reality show, what does she do all day.
DRT» Quote comment
Once the gravy train dries up, the only team LaPorke is gonna have is Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
NativeInExike» Quote comment
Should’ve gone with Squarespace since it would never go down!
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Exactly what I was thinking!
Marlin» Quote comment
When you spend $350,000 on a custom-built, custom-coded website, you’d expect as a bare minimum for the application to throw friendly error messages so users can be directed to Facebook, Twitter etc.
It’s the easiest thing in the world to do. And yet this flagship site doesn’t do it.
evilpants» Quote comment
Love it- Tech side down with Technical issues. This is a total back end problem… or someone spilled soup on the server…
“Dave”» Quote comment
I’ve seen Lisa Laporte being snide to people so often, instead of reading her reply as a confirmation that they’re on top of things, I read it as a dismissive “well DUH, *obviously* we know our own website is down, you idiot”.
That’s the reputation she’s built for herself, and no amount of blog posts about how she always tries to find the good in people can undo the experience we’ve all had of seeing what she’s like, live on Twit.
evilpants» Quote comment
“Honey, we’re going to have to cancel our winter trip to the Swiss Alps. The website is down and it’s going to cost us big time to get it back up.”
Big Fat Tub of Whale Shit» Quote comment
They spent 350k for a website and it crashes for hours on end and they weren’t hacked? Ha Ha!
Soupslurper» Quote comment
Backup servers located in different facilities? Load balancing? Test upgrades before rolling them out? Only amateur operations don’t do all this stuff.
Did some of the 350K go to Uncle Carmine?
LeoLess» Quote comment
He didn’t forget to pay a bill. he couldn’t afford it.
Joel Osteen» Quote comment
It’s unlikely they turned off his service one day after the due date. He must be quite past due – and someone has been ignoring what must have been several warning emails?
The Prick House» Quote comment
That someone was my boss.
Carley’s Cunt» Quote comment
September. So leo and Lisa ignored many “Your credit card on file has expired” messages. I pay for many services with a credit card. It’s expiring next month. I have received many messages about this important upcoming event. ‘Nuff said.
Let’s see:
1. Leo ignored many messages about expiring crdit card.
2. CEO/bookeeper seems to have no way of tracking recurring expenses and reconciling against invoices/credit card statements.
3. A guess but it appears TWiT has no website service monitoring system. They rely on the ‘fans’ to alert them.
4. Fill in your own here.
All in all a business that only exists to feed Leo’s endless desire for toys and Lisa’s craven greed.
A fan» Quote comment
Total amateur hour here. My CC expired in December, I knew it was going to expire that month the day I got it, several years ago, its says so right on the card itself when it was going to. As soon as the new card arrived, 3 weeks before it expired, I went through every account I use it on, to update the billing. No problem. It was maybe 12 accounts, and took me part of a Sunday afternoon with half a pot of coffee to go to all the various websites and update the billing info.
But, how can a “team” manage this, if the card is in Leo’s wallet?
Their bookkeeping must be a nightmare of forgotten invoices and personal/business accounts mingled together. I can’t fathom why, after all these years, Leo is using personal credit cards to pay for services for the corporation, that notices for anything goes to his personal email, and the CEO is allowing it. A service like that should be paid for by a corporate card, under the control of the CEO or her accountant/bookkeeper/office manager, they should be tracking expiration dates, and notices from vendors. They have a staff. A STAFF. This kind of thing should be tracked and managed by this staff. That’s what they’re there for!
They’re surrounded by the latest and greatest tech. They do shows on software for small business. She is offering her services to others for this exact kind of thing. This should never have happened. I get it, shit happens, mistakes happen, but this never should have – and they’re lucky it’s something minor. This is a complete repudiation of the CEO’s ability to run a small company. This is embarrassing.
What’s next, they lose the new office space because she’s paying rent via Paypal, and it screwed up?
Remember, she’s using the word “artisan” in her company name. This is not “artisan” level management. If you’re not raising holy hell in Petaluma today having every vendor account reviewed for payment method, and getting everything onto corporate cards and checking accounts, being tracked and managed by your “team”, you’re a fraud.
WhatTheActualFuck» Quote comment
imagine if the twit.tv domain renewal expired…
haha
TboneGreen» Quote comment
An “artisan ” is a skilled manual worker, and who among us can deny that the ceHO has applied her construction site, hard hat, bookkeeper skillset upon #WiTuWiLeo ? #LipPlumper
NativeInExike» Quote comment
Should we start a Go Fund Me to help pay his bill?
stanthieman» Quote comment
This explains my stipend check bouncing …
Carley’s Cunt» Quote comment
ScooterX once kicked out of the chat for saying that Jeff Jarvis was a Google fanboy.
Thurrott’s blue shirt» Quote comment
So he was so busy over ordering a Tesla he neglected to pay a $140 bill that took his entire site down.
First, how unprofessional of him. Second, there’s nobody else to pay the bills? What do all the back office staff do?
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Lisa’s sister is the office manager, so all is ok, nothing here to look at, keep moving along.
Carley’s Cunt» Quote comment
LOL’d SO F’n HARD STILL DOWN!!!! I’m glad I dropped in the chat here earlier and tipped off about it. Total Drama has had a serious impact on Leo’s ability to get the bills paid apparently.
IamOnlyHereForTheTech» Quote comment
#OneAss
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
WOW… Just WOW…
If your entire business model depends on your website, wouldn’t you make sure that you prioritise those bills over an expensive bottle of wine.
FFS TWiT… I’m losing all faith in you.
Andy» Quote comment
And maybe not use a credit card to pay your business accounts.
LeoLess» Quote comment
No kidding. Professional bookkeeper here. My company typically only uses credit cards (and company cards at that, not personal ones) as a more traceable replacement for petty cash, and even then only for trusted individuals. What we lose in interest and fees is a lot less than what we used to lose in poor petty cash tracking.
On rare occasions, we’ll use them for companies with whom we don’t have accounts and require immediate payment up-front, such as locksmiths or taxis. Also, sometimes we’ll order some oddball piece of low-cost equipment from an ebay seller, and pay by credit card. But that’s it. Paying for a company’s recurring and predictable expenses (such as website hosting) by a credit card, even a company card, is highly unprofessional.
Longtimelistenernomore» Quote comment
What an idiot.
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Also TotalDrama called it Twit has shutdown in 2016. Will the last person out of the Brickhouse turn off the lights… Never mind the power has been shutoff already!
IamOnlyHereForTheTech» Quote comment
Abe Vigoda didn’t leave this world empty handed, he took the whole Twit site with him, to Hell where it belongs. –TYFYC
IamOnlyHereForTheTech» Quote comment
Oh wow, he finally croaked for real.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
TWiT may have gotten boring but this is a funny post.
The remaining fans are really sad. “oh don’t worry Leo, it’s not your fault” “Oh Leo, it has happened to me too” “I totally understand Leo”
Fuck that.
Bills should go to a separate email, maybe a business email?
Isn’t the CEO responsible to enter bills and payments? Why does she get all the credit for organizing the business and none of the blame. Is she a CEO or a girlfriend, pick?
I would like an important update on her CEO blog. I WANT THE ANSWERS, I WANT THE TRUTH
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
Debbi» Quote comment
You can’t handle the truth!
Headless Drupal» Quote comment
“This is TWiT. All Tech when we pay our bills.”
Couldn’t have happened to a better bunch of TWiTs.
Zon» Quote comment
Disgusting how he uses his BS celebrity status to get special support. i hope the company gets some love and not public ridicule for covering for his lard ass.
Debbi» Quote comment
So, the head TWIT forgot to pay his bill and he is supposed to get special treatment from the Web hosting company? Who does he think he is? They should terminate his contract and tell him to go elsewhere. We don’t need you as a customer.
Soupslurper» Quote comment
It should be Lisa’s job to keep the TWIT business credit cards current that’s a failure on her job.
specie8470» Quote comment
This is astonishing.
Ok, so he’s incompetent enough that he gets a critical business bill sent to his personal email.
But on top of that, he doesn’t even bother to use the most basic of filtering and labelling to make sure any bills get flagged up, forwarded on etc.
Honestly, that’s more astonishing than many of the other dumb decisions he’s made.
Most everyday people probably don’t know much about mail filtering, but someone of Leo’s experience should be intimately familiar with the labelling system of services like Gmail (assuming that’s what he uses) – it’s powerful and easy and *works*.
A business owner’ critical website gets cut off cos he didn’t read a critical email. That is just unbelievable.
evilpants» Quote comment
Remember, Leo has no filters,
J29Sailor» Quote comment
By the way – the thing he failed to pay, and which took his whole online presence down, wasn’t even his core web server.
It’s an example of the needless complication of what should be a simple website.
I won’t go into much detail here (if anyone wants to know about the unusual way his new website works, I can go into detail), but instead of having stuff that happens on a web server, he has several layers of other stuff.
The bill that he failed to pay was for live web page caching. Stuff generated by his fancy web application gets taken off and stored elsewhere.
It makes web pages marginally faster. That’s all. For a site like Leo’s it is absolutely completely unnecessary. The old site was fast enough – the key thing is, is a site fast enough to stop you clicking away to another page. But people don’t casually browse to Twit – it is a destination that people have already chosen to go to. People will put up with a MUCH slower website if they’re already committed to visiting the page. The old Twit site was plenty fast enough.
Leo’s new website is actually done in a really cool way. But it’s only done like that cos Leo wanted a new toy. There is absolutely nothing to gain for his website to be done in such a complicated way. For a big media streaming organisation, sure, it would make sense. But a website for a network that has almost all its content consumed as audio downloads? A total waste of time and money.
And, as we’ve seen today, it’s just several more layers of things to go wrong.
I mean, what sort of tech team sets up a caching system but then doesn’t have any kind of system in place in case the caching service is offline? Caching is not critical, the website itself is.
Dumb, dumb people.
evilpants» Quote comment
Micro service architecture poorly designed without any sort of error controls. Amateurish. And you correctly point out it is totally unnecessary. How dumb is this operation?
Headless Drupal» Quote comment
It’s back up; our national nightmare resumes.
Mark Byrn» Quote comment
Write your own 22K cruise suite joke – still funny.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
As the heads of a major broadcast network, $140 is such a paltry sum its not worth considering for L&L. They have important things like $20K cruises and $100K Teslas to focus on.
I like Hummus … and Turtles» Quote comment
If you Don’t care about your hosts. Don’t cAre about your audience. Don’t care about your bills. Don’t care about your website. What comes next?
Phat phuck dev null» Quote comment
Lisa becomes pregnant using new in-vitro fertilization techniques.
RyRa» Quote comment
I didn’t know cross breeding between man and animal was possible.
Cocky» Quote comment
Leo finds out he has AIDS and a bacterial throat infection (i.e. something like thrush) from eating Lisa’s fat stinky pussy.
Bob Pine» Quote comment
Which renders him voiceless and paralyzed from the neck down.
So, how long do you think the ceHO tends to the truly Soup Slurper before she places him in a congregate care facility, and embarks on her next luxe cruise with her son?
NativeInExike» Quote comment
I thought the whole point of the new website was to build an app engine back end, where the API could be made available to that twit apps could be developed for any platform very easily. Havent you seen all the apps that use it? oh wait….
pewtie» Quote comment
I was thinking of registering as a developer to get an API key, in the hope that there might be some kind of clue how many other people had registered. Probably not, but given that these people built a website that serves its data off a cache, and then didn’t bother adding one line of code like “if cache is offline, serve a basic version of website” (or, to actually justify spending $350,000, add code that can run a live website OR a cached website, like a pro would do), it wouldn’t surprise me if the API key is in the format A000000009.
evilpants» Quote comment
The bill is probably the same every month. The genius with the coveted University of Phoenix degree hasn’t figured out a recurring payment?
Cocky» Quote comment
Leo Laporte “The gift that keeps on giving”
Harkonnen Mentat» Quote comment
Thanks to the News Team at Total Drama for covering this tech story. Better then anything twit has done in the last five year.
Leo’s Penis» Quote comment
Like
Hugh Jassole» Quote comment
WTF was going on on iOS Today this week?!? Leo seems to be way off his meds or something. He was speeding like a Meth addict base jumping without a parachute. Walking all over Megan, going off-tangent and someone please keep Leo away from any music or art creation apps. The man may have the golden voice but he doesn’t have any artistic neurons for drawing or creating music.
PitchforksAndTorches» Quote comment
Mr. Laporte’s history of continually interrupting anybody, any time, for any reason is long and epic. He an archetypal, consummate, and vainglorious narcissist.
Just sayin’ and best regards
freheel» Quote comment
Pretty much the best description of LL I’ve read…
nicorudy» Quote comment
Vainglorious — LOL — +1000!
CarryB» Quote comment
It’s astonishing there still remain a dwindling few douche-bags that download TWiT shows. You’d figure by now even these stupid d-bags would have enough common sense to move on and far away from this piece of shit enterprise. FUCK YOU LEO…How do you like that?
Bob Pine» Quote comment
+33.
TYFYC.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
If only he actually used SquareSpace instead of just using it as a Podtrack ad, his website wouldn’t have went down, and he could have bought two Teslas one for him and one for Bulldog face. Come on Leo, prioreties man. Two Teslas are much more important than a $350,000 website. How in the world can you show off to every nobody blogger that comes on your shows if you don’t have a Tesla?
Me» Quote comment
I just don’t understand how they are still selling enough advertisements to sustain twit. Look at their views on YouTube, they are abysmal for the type of operation they claim to have. It’s also funny to note that a lot of the videos having 50% disliked rating or worse for the TNT videos.
Iusedtolikehummus» Quote comment
OMG I forgot how god awful ugly that stupid website is…
TboneGreen» Quote comment
In this case i can relate to leo i forgot to update the card for my nest stuff and they never emailed me nothing except ads,I found out when i tried to look at a timeframe on my dropcam
rocker182» Quote comment
Good they emailed you something then, phew! what a relief.
nicorudy» Quote comment
Can’t believe the cheek of DanLoFat to stick his fucking nose in and start blaming the company lol. Cheeky bastard giving the company a hard time because TWiT can’t fucking manage to pay their bills on time or manage basic business administration.
NomNom» Quote comment
Man…folks sure get riled up about nothing. Don’t like TWIT shows? Don’t listen…easy peasy. Really feel like you have to be a critic? OK fine…critique away, but there is no need to be vulgar about it.
PodCulture» Quote comment
> there is no need to be vulgar about it.
You must be new here. It used to be 1000X worse. It’s readable now, the comments are almost all civil, and the blog’s subjects are on-topic about TWiT, Leo, or his “CEO” rather than the imagined vaginal odor of a TWiT’ woman guest. << Yep, that used to be a common theme.
Using fake names through proxies, they no longer make bogus accusations about real people with real jobs and real families that could have landed the posters in court if their off-shore servers or anonymizing vpns gave-up their real IPs.
My fez is off to the new TD. Hope it lasts.
GoodbyeWorld» Quote comment
When I saw his tweets it was the words that came to mind and I expressed them. Who does he think he is being condescending and rude to a company who are happy to provide a good service when they are paid to do so. TWiT make a habit out of forgetting to pay people for services rendered.
I don’t listen or watch TWiT shows now and knew nothing of the site being down until I read it on here earlier. The only entertainment TWiT provides for me these days is reading this blog.
NomNom» Quote comment
Eat a dick. TYFYC
Phat phuck dev null» Quote comment
Breaking News! HelloWorld has been found shot dead! film_girl finally did him in with her .38!
GoodbyeWorld» Quote comment
You mean, she shot him dead with HER 38s!
holden» Quote comment
He must have seen her coming from a mile away due to her stankiness.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Considering Leo’s always late for work, it doesn’t surprise me that he’s also late on the bills.
Chimpmania» Quote comment
Ever since Lisa arrived the entire operation runs on the idea of “slow pay.” Net 90 if possible.
Lard Ass» Quote comment
The clients who try net 90 with me get a 30% markup and a nice dick to eat
Phat phuck dev null» Quote comment
I actually wouldn’t mind eating your dick
:3
r/cummingonfigurines» Quote comment
While you’re at it you can TOSS MY SALAD!!!
JungleBunnyJim» Quote comment
Ewwww, gross! Have Lisa do that for you. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind…
CutiePie» Quote comment
Mmmmm fartbox action.
Cocky» Quote comment
Are you in the Los Angeles area? We really should hook up and have a good time. We can make love while discussing how much we hate TWiT. Let me know if you’re up for it.
FuckYouHow’dYouLikeThat?» Quote comment