“Tech News Today” co-host and beloved #CokeRage, Joe Panettieri, has been dumped from the network. The AfterNines (whatever that is) founder has been MIA for weeks now.
Please join the editorial board at Total Drama in our concern that a longtime TNT contributor would just be fucking thrown out like a fucking bum with NO word from host Mike Elgan (Marc Elgum). So this is the best that they can do over there? Just use and abuse good and decent people?
Joe has been cleansed from the People pages on the official TWiT website.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A CLUE TO WHERE HE IS?
Tweet Joe and let him know that you demand answers. Long Live #PrisonPussy (so named for his signature goatee also called a “prison pussy” in street slang for its resemblance to the hairy mouthpussy as used in penitentiaries across the country for oral entertainment between inmates).
No word yet if Joe left because of Megan Morrone’s racism.
COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG
Padre BJ» Quote comment
What’s with the nose candy references? Please explain. Was there some previous event/meltdown due to the powder?
Fr. Bobert Ballsac, BJ» Quote comment
If you ever saw him on-camera during the show, you can see his crazy blood-shot eyes.
HelloWorld» Quote comment
In Holland we call goatees “talking cunts”
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Joe had to be fired because Lisa the #CEHo got jealous of me fuckin’ his “talking cunt” all day.
BustANutLeo» Quote comment
TWiT can not handle bad PR. Twit stopped announcing when people get fired or a show is cancelled. It happened with Padre’s solo show, and another firing, i can not remember who.
Kotter» Quote comment
Padre said he stopped doing his show because he didn’t have time, not because it was cancelled.
Cup O’ Needles» Quote comment
But Padre is a lying sack of shit, his whole existence is a lie. So don’t believe any words that come from his mouth.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Padre is one of the worst people ever. His whole existence is a lie. His vows are a lie. I heard that he offered to give Leo “super secret access” to the Roman catacombs because he knows a guy.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
TYFYC!
BustANutLeo» Quote comment
Padre said that show was going to stop being weekly. That was the last episode.
The one episode he almost did was when he begged Tom Merit to come on his show, after Tom did TWiT.
Padre shows barely make the money to support the editor and TD. I would be surprised if they break even. But he did have the clout to be in the meeting when they fired snubs.
Kotter» Quote comment
Was Snubs fired because Lisa didn’t like Leo staring at her huge titties all the time?
Dan» Quote comment
Dan, we all stared at those huge breasts, however, snubs was cut back and then fired because she wanted full time pay for full time work, people have to live, breasts have to be fed… Chad, same thing, he needed full time work and Lisa’s business plan, which she learned from her extensive on-line UoP course studies, has reduced TWiT to a top heavy(sorry snubs) behind the camera production company with part-time off site content talent mostly filling space with little or no meaningful comments.
Carley’s Cunt» Quote comment
I’m not worried about old Joe, he will land on his feet. Content czars are very much in demand I hear, especially ones with deadly sunken eyes.
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
I need a content czar to organize my porn collection. Does anyone have Joe’s number?
If he’s cleaning houses, I’d offer him a job right away. I hear cokeheads are the best cleaners.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
But what if he finds our coke stash while cleaning the jizz stains from the toilet?
Anyway, TYFYC Ken.
BustANutLeo» Quote comment
This is why I keep my drugs in a safe.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
You mean he’ll land on his nose.
Jib» Quote comment
That coke head was arrested for possession of Crack.
You are all wrong, this perverted Crack can’t afford coke. His bail is 10000. He is still in Jail.
Brian B» Quote comment
We should bail him out and make him a writer here on TD!
BustANutLeo» Quote comment
Good. He was a useless cunt
Justin» Quote comment
HELLOWORLD: You obviously have zero knowledge about why Joe hasn’t been on tech news today lately.
Zero.
Once again, you’re just making up bullshit because you’re a liar.
Jason Cortez» Quote comment
“Attackers might be trying to steal your information from totaldrama.net (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). NET::ERR_CERT_INVALID”
How odd, and sad.
Pay your bills.
Derp Turp» Quote comment
We’re using a perfectly valid cert from https://letsencrypt.org/
Your client is fucked up. How odd, and sad. Pay your bills (to get something that works since it works for everyone else).
Eat a dick.
Lady Bird Johnson» Quote comment