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Harry McCracken’s weird Filipino wife has been hired by TWiT

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Marie Domingo is the mail-order bride of bizarre tech writer Harry McCracken.
Marie Domingo is the mail-order bride of bizarre tech writer Harry McCracken.

Marie Domingo, the weird Filipino mail-order bride of the pervert Harry McCracken, has been hired at TWiT. The wide-faced immigrant is now listed as a “producer” working on two shows.

The editorial board at Total Drama is highly skeptical of this “diversity hire” because it’s obvious that hardly any TWiT show is actually produced. How much production value and prep is needed when the host just waddles in late and starts hawking doorbells and mattresses?

Harry holds onto his wife so she can't escape
Harry and Marie…which one is fatter?

Although we wish Marie well, we have no faith in her abilities whatsoever. Nobody of any talent, drive or determination ends up in Petaluma—it’s too far from the successful people who live and work in San Francisco. Petaluma is where losers come to die.

The most important thing to remember during this time when TWiT is trying to fake us out with “people of color” on their staff lists, is that it has been over two years since a black woman appeared on any TWiT show; possibly due to the fact that Megan Morrone is a racist.

72 thoughts on “Harry McCracken’s weird Filipino wife has been hired by TWiT”

  1. Heard her name mentioned a few times as her being in the audience, I guess anyone who hangs around long enough gets employed by the LaCunts.

    Too bad TWiT is a revolving door, they keep hiring nobodies that fade into the background in a few months. What happened the Shannon? Tonya Hell? Jeff Needless? Nicole Lee? Did they even need to hire these people?

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    1. I imagined a threesome with myself Harry and his beautiful wife and came twice…so hungry right now. Just before cumming I screamed “Marie – I’m cumming inside you!”. Awesome shit man. Awesome.

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  3. ” Nobody of any talent, drive or determination ends up in Petaluma”

    Actually, many with talent *start* in Petaluma. Small companies like TWiT try to find undiscovered talent and hope they’ll remain a while before leaving to advance in their careers. Nothing unusual or wrong with that. Needles, Sarah Lane, Iyaz, the early hire, Colleen, and many others have all moved on to better employment at better companies (Google, YouTube, Techcrunch).

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      1. Point taken, however I never said Leo wasn’t an awful employer. I was only pointing out yet another TD factually challenged post: That TWiT is where people with no talent end-up. The reality is the exact opposite. TWiT is a springboard for the majority of people at TWiT at the start or early in their careers who then move on, up, and away. (With Erik being a tragic exception.)

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        1. Both TWiT and TotalDrama knowingly repeat lies and have no guilt about what effect made-up stories will have on the lives of others. The only difference between TD and TWiT is that Leo and his vile partner have successfully monetized the sordid practice.

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  6. Wrong. Needles was in college when he started at TWiT as an intern before becoming a paid employee. Colleen’s first job in tech was at TWiT while she was still going to school.

    But, anyway, the point wasn’t that TWiT was literally their first tech job (although for many it was) but was a valuable early stepping stone. Valuable for both TWiT and its young employees and not as described in your post as “where losers come to die.”

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    1. Sam Sharpe: It is absolutely where losers come to die—especially after they are forced to move out of their rented studio (which Leo and Lisa didn’t have enough sense to buy) to some stupid warehouse in an industrial park in the middle of nowhere. Then we’ll really see how miserable working at TWiT can be.

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      1. All she ever said in the video clip that was supposed to show how biased she was was that people identify more with those in their own ethnic group. Check out the video. Don’t believe what is repeated endlessly here that has no factual basis. None.

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        1. And by the way, are you saying it’s okay to be biased, because Megan was (Even though she wasn’t)? That’s a pretty extreme version of two wrongs making a right. I don’t think that logic would stand up anywhere outside of TD.

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  16. Another stupid not funny not insightful post. Could the other contributors who have some humor in them please post more so helloworld doesn’t feel he has to fill the void. Or anyone who has any sense in them could step up and do a post based on factual things. I know you guys exist.

    And before helloworld tells me to eat a dick, I’ll eat anyone’s but his.

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    2. @Fauxjournalist: This always seems to come in waves, and I’m guessing it’s because there just isn’t any news worthy to report from TWIT, or people here just don’t care anymore and haven’t been keeping an eye on L&L as much lately.

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      2. I answered Holden’s question by listing the descriptions of Marie that HW used in his post. My comment was rejected by the blog’s filter for unacceptable content. My comment consisted solely of HW’s own words. So the blog evidently considers the terminology used in the post to be objectionable. The filter is not applied to posts, only to the comments.

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      1. Yep and you too HelloWorld . Quite funny as you need to hide with multiple incidents. Faggot’s are such drama queens. You reveal it every time. fag=stupidity/pervert and it makes me laugh.

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  22. Leo had to hire another woman to sexually harass. The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Priest doesn’t wear skirts enough to keep Leo’s attention. Mike Elgum doesn’t brush his teeth enough for Leo to kiss, and his call screener for the Tech Guy is hardly ever there anymore because she is always taking the day off to search for a better job.

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  23. Hmmm….. Maybe Soup needed a replacement for Eileen Rivera. If it was not for all that Discovery Channel money, Jim Louderback would still be pi$$ed at Leo for stealing his producer.

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  24. Plot Twist: Helloworld is actually the misogynistic, racist douche Leo Laporte. Look at your last 20 posts and tell me you feel good about them. TYFYC? Yeah no, EAD.

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  25. “Filipino mail-order bride?”

    I should have known this was probably a total invention since this post was written by HelloWorld but a quick check confirmed that (once again) he’s a misogynistic liar.

    Domingo graduated from an Los Angeles area public high school in 1984 and has held a variety of jobs in the tech industry (e.g. Sony, Sun Microsystems, HP) since 1998.

    So, to believe HelloWorld’s post, you’d have to believe that Domingo immigrated to the United States in 1994 — and by the way, there is (of course) no evidence to support that whatsoever — worked in the tech industry for close to 15 years before marrying McCracken (who someone decided to purchase her as a mail order bride.) Right.

    If anything, Domingo’s resume is more impressive than McCracken’s.

    I have no idea why the other writers on this blog put up with HelloWorld but it’s become apparent that he’s the boil on the buttocks of TotalDrama.

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    1. I like facts. I even get off on facts. I like your facts. If you want to tell me facts over the phone as I lie naked touching myself, I’m your guy.

      Please call me at (402) 867-5309.

      I eagerly await more facts.

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      1. And I’m sure Jason – that loser who had to move to Taiwan to find a woman — married a Rhodes scholar? They both married third-world women because they could not get any one first world.

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        1. Weak reply Holden.

          Basically, you’re saying “Well, you should believe HelloWorld because…well, just because!”

          BTW, the guy in Taiwan you’re talking about is “Ben” not “Jason.” Don’t sweat it though. Really don’t expect you (or your sideman HelloWorld) to do any semblance of fact checking.

          Keep trying guys. It’s cute.

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          1. Tom: The fact that I did not know his first name shows how little impact he has a tech journalist. I’ve never heard of him outside of TWIT. He’s dull as dishwater, has dirty, greasy hair like film_girl (and that feminine dude McCracken) and is fucking ugly.

            And, I stand by my basic premise – like girly McCracken, he’s so fucking repulsive he had to get a mail-order woman from another country to marry. He fits the paradigm beautifully.

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  29. Originally, I came to TD out of a growing dislike for Leo and total disgust for Lisa. Then I stayed for a rubber-necking look at a stranger bunch than the ones I quit watching over at “The Netcasts You Love.”

    I’m glad to see that even among a weird group of professional haters who’d rather watch and hate than swtich the program, there are limits to the degradation they will subject themselves to.

    I hope the growing (and nearly unanimous) chorus of TD commenters who are saying enough’s enough with the concoted stories, misogyny, racism, and outright lies about innocent people will be listened to by those at TD who still have at least a smidgeon of respect for truth and fairness left in their benighted souls.

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    1. I fear your words will fall on deaf ears, unfortunately, and nothing will change how they do things here. You just have to learn to avoid the posts that are BS and stick to the ones that are legitimately about what happens over at TWIT.

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    1. Holdem, You would have loved that long comment you didn’t read.

      He said the sodomizing priest is going to get arrested for raping little Filipino boys, that Megan is teaching her kids to point at black people in the street and yell the N word, that Elgum and Effendumb got into a fist fight over that new Filipino cunt, and that Soup had to cancel his next trip because his doctor told him he couldn’t travel with his potentially fatal case of end-stage ‘beetus.

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  31. And speaking of feminine men, I see that that loser Elmer with the hyphenated last name is on TWIT today. He’s the one who took his wife’s maiden last name and added it to his.

    Douchebag.

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