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NYC Meet-Up actually a success

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The crowd at the New York City meet-up was larger than expected.
The crowd at the New York City meet-up was larger than expected.

In a stunning turn of events, the NYC meet-up hosted by Leo and Lisa turned out to be a shocking success. People actually showed up, and it wasn’t quite the nerd desert with digital tumbleweeds blowing through New York’s Rattle N Hum bar as was expected by many.

Color us nothing but flabbergasted, but the editorial board at TotalDrama prides itself on its fairness. Here’s the rundown from our very own HelloWorld—intrepid undercover spy—as to how his visit into the den of the dragon went:

  • When HW was there, the back of the bar was packed with about 65 mostly plump white men milling about.
  • Andrew Zarian had perfect facial hair and was overdressed. It was fucking humid as hell, yet his hairsprayed coif was pure perfection.
  • Leo was surrounded by a horde of white men all staring at him as if he were a pig in a zoo (which, in effect, he pretty much was).
  • Mary Jo Foley was not as “large” below the waist as previously presumed.
  • Dickie D did indeed show up.
  • The TWiT fans were not drinking a lot. Which means that Rattle N Hum was cheated out of a significant, and most likely promised, bar tab.
  • Paul Thurrott was holding court in that same blue shirt…you know the one.
  • Lisa was taller than she appears on the livestream.
The prize as captured by HelloWorld—snatched from inside the belly of the beast.
The prize as captured by HelloWorld—snatched from inside the belly of the beast.

HelloWorld grabbed this trophy on the way out (these TWiT logo pins were only available at the meet-up) and shall serve as a talisman to commemorate our efforts.

HelloWorld skedaddled before Leo started Meerkatting in case any of you TWiT sycophants were wondering why the level of “drama” wasn’t amped up.

65 thoughts on “NYC Meet-Up actually a success”

  5. Without a photo of HelloWhirl and Leo I Call Bullshit… those pins are given out at the studio, you could have gotten it anywhere, just send a S.A.S.E. to Twit and they will send you one!!! HelloWhirl is a Coward as expected!!! Hey HW eat a Dick!!!

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        1. the only one eating dicks here is you. now go ride leo’s dick while he shoots his yellow bacteria-infected semen into your ass.

          now stop being a poser bitch.

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    1. i love them when i imagine leo/lisa having a root canal done through their asses by every twit employee or guest that they both have disrespected or mistreated.

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    1. I am thinking of Dickie Dee. I hear he has a whole warehouse of goodies. I like sound of that!

      We could cruise the Hudson River and then I could bash him over the back of his head with one of his commemorative issues of Mad Magazine.

      I just have to learn how to cry.

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  16. Judging by the photos of the meet up, it seems like 1,000’s and 1,000’s never showed up as Leo LaCunt boasted would happen,
    The fat arrogant Leo LaCunt really thought 1,000’s were going to come and celebrate his “has been washed up fat ass ”
    And the CEHo she never looked more “man like” (aka tranny) in her pix today , almost expected her balls to drop past her hemline .
    What a dog
    Also reading some of the twitter comments from LaCunts “Twit” fans on how beautiful the CEHO looks almost made me throw up my supper

    Not all fans on La Cunts twitter wall were kissing His & CEHo’s ass, noticed a few commenting how awful Twits live apple event was ,
    Mike single handed drove away the few remaing apple fanboys from MacBreakWeekly and Twit today.
    So much for raking in sponsorship monies today,Leo LaCunt not only
    lost money traveling to NY , he lost viewer revenue .

    So get ready to hear him whine and bitch about how much money he spent or lost this week after CEHo gets her receipts together for the next few months

    Fuck you !!
    You washed up old cunts

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  17. TWiT is lazy and braindead of creativity it seems. Sadly with all the personal streaming technology, you would have though they could of “Checked in with the Meetup” from the TWiT live stream. Or perhaps post a few tweets, Facebook posts etc. No that would be too much work to participate in SOCIAL media.

    I am very disappointed in the continued lack of effort shown by a team that spends MILLIONS every year. Meantime other networks go to DragonCon and can stream an entire wedding.

    It shows that TWiT, Leo, and CEHo are completely Audience blind.

    Yea I know Leo, you had a meet-up for the audience blah blah, well good for you. But there is more to it then that you lazy shmuck. Great broadcasters such as Howard Stern, know how to make content out of every event! You on the other hand are tired and lazy.

    It’s really sad to see, when there is more social activity going on in TotalDrama chat room then there is in the TWiT circles. It shows lack of passion for what you are doing and a mere disregard for the people who couldn’t make it to the meet-up. Some of use are handicapped, some of don’t have transportation, and some of us just don’t give a fuck about a meet-up. But for the love of god, when you have a meet-up post pictures, post tweets, Periscope in to the live stream. Update your fucking facebook. Jesus H. Christ. We have people (real leaders) like Elon Musk putting people on fucking mars, and tweeting about it. Why is the TWiT team so lazy.

    And while the Fat cats are away, the crew left behind are dripping with toxins from that toxic work place. They are not up beat, they are not happy, they quite frankly don’t give a shit.

    Mike Elgum acts like he hates his job.. He is just going through the motions until his contract runs out. You see Leo and Lisa, when you manipulate people and use people, it bites you in the ass.

    The whole TWiT network is becoming a depressing place with bad vibes.

    Leo, Hire some young people with energy, and let then run the place. For god sake even Mick Jagger is still shaking his money maker, and he’s fricking 90 sum thing. And what about Lisa’s TWiN brother Keith Richards? Fucker is still writing songs.

    Your lazy because you got a lot of money, that is the worse kinds of lazy. Because that is a clear sign of loosing it all. Successful people don’t do it for the money.

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    1. And P.S. Dear Leo and Lisa,

      Have you ever thought of bringing along someone from your team to be a camera man? And interview some of the fans?

      I will tell you the answer. NO, you haven’t. You know why? Because when Lisa and Leo go to NYC, they think of it as THEIR trip. They don’t think of it as a TWiT event. They are so selfish, they are too busy thinking about the shopping and the dining, and the bondage dungeons they can visit while in NYC.

      They don’t think Hey let’s bring a camera man to film, and someone to walk around with a microphone. Because they don’t even have the creative team at TWiT to make these decisions. They make them themselves. In their selfish way. So the audience gets the result of that. NOTHING.

      You two truly are the most pathetic business people I have ever seen.

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    2. “Leo, Hire some young people with energy, and let then run the place. ”

      The problem is that it starts from the top down. If the work place is toxic due to the owners, then no matter how much energy or skill a new employee has, one day it will drain away and they too won’t give a crap about the company they work for because of how they’re treated.

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  19. “An Honest Assessment From the Lips of Jizz
    And P.S. Dear Leo and Lisa,”

    Well said Honest

    So true, after a few weeks of teasing their NY meetup on every podcast and worrying that 1,000’s would show up, most normal CEO’s would think to themselves , Wow our fans still love us, maybe we should create a live streaming meetup using some of Twits millions of dollars pro gear instead of trying to cheap out using Meerkat on an S6
    or at least give out free drinks & TShirts to everyone there instead of stupid 5cent twit buttons Leo thought up at the last min.

    I’m sure we’ve all noticed lately when Leo mentions Lisa’s name there’s a hint of mockery and sarcasm toward her that’s starting to creep almost daily.
    I suspect the honeymoon is over and Fat Fuck Leo has realized he’s signed a pact with the he-she devil himself and there’s no way out as she is in total control of his life,monies and health.

    Do I feel bad for the arrogant fat fuck
    Leo LaCunt ? Lol sorry laughing so hard I’m unable to answer …

    I’m pretty sure the CEHo has Leo’s tombstone & grave site all picked out and paid for already.

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    1. No graveyard or tombstone as that costs money. Think dumpster for my sweetheart. The City of Petaluma picks up the trash once a week.

      He already smells so sitting out back for up to a week in the warm California weather won’t be too much of a problem.

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    2. Well said my friend, well said. And that my dear is …
      “An Honest Assessment From the Lips of Jizz”

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  22. We all know Leo is a human being. He has his weaknesses. Lisa is also human and has her weaknesses too. We can only have compassion for these two lost souls. They love and deserve each other. She likes the fast lane, and he likes to feel young again.

    But for Fuck sakes, get over yourselves and hire competent people to run the ship. We are all pathetic passengers on this SS TWiT and it’s starting to sink to new lows.

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    1. i can’t speak for everyone here buti think many people on this site have already abandoned the ship for good.

      leo and lisa will abandon it too but right now they are picking out the most luxurious lifeboat.

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      2. I abandoned ship for almost a year now. Never going back to that train wreck time waster run by a sex addict lacking impulse control who trolls on the very people who helped him get as far as he has. There are dozens and dozens of high quality well produced podcasts on any subject matter you can think of. I have zero problems keeping my phone and workout mp3 players constantly filled up so I have something to listen to at work, cleaning around the house and jogging at the park.

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  23. Under the sea

    You asked what would happen to TD if Twit disappeared?

    Twit may disappear , but Leo LaCunt and his CEHo never will , because both are money hungry, arrogant , greedy and the most important attention needy

    They crave attention , all the time, they just can’t dry up and wither away, so even if Twit went the way of the DoDo bird,
    CEHo would be pushing LaCunt to bring in millions of dollars per year,
    the only way Fat Ass Leo knows how to do that is to “Talk”
    Doesn’t matter about what He just needs an audience to hear his bullshit spewing from his mouth.
    I also predict once Twit is done , Leo’s new radio/TV/Podcast endeavor won’t be about tech,topic will be about something he thinks hes good at, thus selling ads to the listener via his bullshit.
    Problem is I’m not sure what this washed up/college dropout salesman can sell to us anymore

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    1. But remember, an Ivy League dropout > graduated with a degree from correspondence school!

      You’re right, these two are money grubbing attention seekers. Which is what makes the TWiT train wreck fun to watch even if there’s other less shittacular technology podcasts. Face it folks, nowhere else will you get lackluster tech news AND watch a dufus destroy his business and his life.

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      1. yeah i agree. if twit were to end hed prob do his stupid radio show still. if not that hed end up on some crappy radio station or doing infomercials . if he did podcasts i dont know who would want his toxic crap.

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    2. You write like you think it’s a bad plan.

      Remember, University of Phoenix taught me very well. You are the product. I batch you up and sell you to Nature Box or whomever.

      Whatever we do, we will make money off of you.

      Remember, I am powerful and beautiful and I like to make you cry.

      And now, my nips are hard. Thank you.

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  27. I don’t know if “success” is the right word. I didn’t see any E3-sized crowds in the pix although it’s likely Leo will talk it up like it was on his radio show Sat.

    I’m guessing most were there for Dickie D and Paul as both are far more popular outside the TWIT arena. That and I wonder how close that bar is to the Ed Sullivan Theater. Maybe it got some Colbert bump in the attendance since Wed was his 2nd show. Anyway, crowds didn’t look like anything different than a Friday night around here.

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  28. Jimmy Jam

    Your right I never thought of it like that,
    Where else can you see rich greedy childish drama and self destruction happen daily ?
    I know
    On TV
    as in the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Rich ugly stupid childish arrogant attention seeking”house wives” exactly like Leo LaCunt and his dog CEHo

    Should we rename Twit?

    Maybe call it
    “The Real LaCunts of Petaluma ”

    Ideas?

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  29. Ok the real meetup numbers came out thanks to Dickie D on Leo’s TTG radio show today,
    Leo started to say we got 200 plus that showed up but Dickie D corrected him by stating it was more like 100 max 150
    Wow far cry from the huge lineups stretching outside that Fat Fuck predicted last week
    What an arrogant bull shiter

    And he wonders why we hate him

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  30. Should Leo/TWIT have paid Paul’s expenses travelling to the meatup? [SIC] I believe so. But as Paul gets a stipend and it could be seen that his appearance was actually an ad for WW.

    In any case Paul did say on What the Tech “I paid my own way to get there (here?)” along with comments that seemed to indicate the fun meetup was more a job than play.

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  31. Quotes from Paul

    “I paid for it out of my own pocket, It’s not like someone was sending me there”

    “..I found myself over time coughing, it was really dry.”

    “It’s a little bit stressful”

    “You feel like you have to be on a little bit”

    “And of course that day was the Apple event..” (said event was one Paul would normally watch and write about)

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  32. Hey YouGuiseAreMeenies

    Sad when Leo is using and abusing his hosts again and again,if Paul
    made a few remarks in public about getting screwed by Leo, I can’t imagine how much Paul says off air to his wife etc,
    I’m guessing it won’t be long before Paul and MaryJo jump ship

    Leo you are a fat greedy cunt

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