Mike Elgan, noted moron who holds a job that he believes makes him a professional broadcaster, said “taint” over and over today after Tech News Today. He had no self-realization.
EffenDumb knew what it meant of course and kept saying “nooooooooo”.
Mike powered through with “Another taint, is in the can.”
Gum – is a twat.
Not a twit or a taint but a twat.
Ex-Fan» Quote comment
Effendumfuck probably showed Gum where it taint was by pointing to it with his tongue resulting in an involuntary sploodge on to Effendumfucks bald head. Oops sorry about that.
Doug Felazsco» Quote comment
Taint gonna bother me… I don’t watch that silly show
PMB» Quote comment
How could anyone?
Mark Harry» Quote comment
Every day I wait to see Mike Elgum get his Taint ready on my computer screen and once it’s on display I sit and watch Mike Elgum mess up his Taint until I’ve had my fill.
Muffler» Quote comment
Fuck that was funny.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Leo yakking about his European escapades with Lily Munster again in the lunch room, I’d imagine. The vocabulary just lingered. Just wait until he gets that lazybone swing.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
Hey, even Lilly Munster knew her husband was a big doofus .. Unlike Lisa Kuntsell.
John» Quote comment
Way to insult Yvonne DiCarlo, AKA Lily Munster, unnecessarily.
The current (as of 5 Aug 2015) Mrs Laporke more closely resembles Zira from Planet of the Apes., sans vag rejuvenation, IMHO.
NativeInExile» Quote comment
Kim Hunter was a good person/actress no need to drag her name thru the TWiT slime.
John» Quote comment
NativeInExile, sorry Zira is way more attractive.
Mark Harry» Quote comment
No offense intended to the lovely Miss DiCarlo – or anyone else. Except the Laporkes of course.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
I still smell and taste Elgum. I adore you.
Leo Lacuck» Quote comment
Wanna fuck?,
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
So what. Trolling over grammar? REALLY?!?!
MollyFa» Quote comment
It’s the new TNT Taint News Toaday! Hosted by the Taint himself.
soupslurper» Quote comment
TYFYC disgruntled citizen!!!!!!
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
He’s the next to go.
Rene’s Apple Jizz filled Lips» Quote comment
The other interesting and overlooked fact here is that his brain is abnormal. He never heard the word taint, fine. Wouldn’t a normal person say “tant” “tent” “tint” “tont” or “tunt”?
Who would say taint?
dogpound exec» Quote comment
He has heard the word. It’s his fucking lame attempt to look cool and hip. Same reason why he listens to dubstep…
Jimmy Jam» Quote comment
Taint funny. You fanboys watch too much TWiT.
stevied» Quote comment
Chrome is now telling me https://totaldrama.net/ is unsafe with https:// in red, even though once I bypass it, it’s green. Padre?
Mark Harry» Quote comment
Make sure you’re not typing totaldrama.org still. The certificate for that domain is expired, but it does redirect to .net still.
If you directly type totaldrama.net you should be fine. Its certificate is fine.
Lady Bird Johnson» Quote comment
That was it sort of, after installing Win 10 it fixed Chrome which never loaded right, but it reverted back to .org for whatever reason. Thanks!
Mark Harry» Quote comment
Mike Elgan is the “Walter Cronkite” of the modern podcast.
Do not worry they will be out of bisiness soon. Leo knows it, we all know it. Time and money are ticking away.
Mike Stone» Quote comment
Mike isn’t even the Pauly Shore of tech. Maybe Leo is the Stimpy of tech.
The Patrick Klepto» Quote comment
Mike is Patrick to Leo’s Spongebob
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
The door is open. Uh, can you help me find my dick?
macsimcon» Quote comment
I’m willing to give Mike a little leeway on a few things, but, man, he obviously has no clue what a Taint is. It is so beautiful.
I think they should rebrand as TAINT.
Tech Analysis In News Today….Anyone else want to help me workshop this?
Here’s some synonyms for taint…gooch, grundle, perineum, banus, fleshy fun bridge
Moonchild» Quote comment
TYFYC disgruntled citizen!!!
LMFAO.
Ken Sintek» Quote comment
Ok I don’t much like Mike, he’s a bit creepy and boring.
But I have to point out there is more than one definition of taint.
taint
tānt/Submit
noun
1.
a trace of a bad or undesirable quality or substance.
“the taint of corruption that adhered to the regime”
synonyms: trace, touch, suggestion, hint, tinge; More
verb
1.
contaminate or pollute (something).
“the air was tainted by fumes from the cars”
synonyms: contaminate, pollute, adulterate, infect, blight, spoil, soil, ruin, destroy; literarybefoul
“the wilderness is tainted by pollution
Valentine» Quote comment
PS does appear that twit is tainted tho
Valentine» Quote comment
My reaction to Elgum….
“Oh, you’re still here?”
..nuff said…
Digital Dynamic» Quote comment
^
DUN
McCLaNe» Quote comment
The resume from wiki can’t be real.
I swear!
SHOT OF WALKIE TALKIE BEING LOWERED
Whoa, Hold on wait a minute…
GUN GETS COCKED*
pov: WALKIE TALKIE RISING AGAIN
That Explains everything…
McCLaNe» Quote comment
Obviously Gum knows what “taint” means. He brought it up in a lame attempt at humor.
It’s hard to believe that everyone commenting here is so retarded that they can’t see the obvious fact that Gum brought it up only to make the joke that “TNT” could be pronounced “taint.”
Fucking idiots.
Jason Cortez» Quote comment
Gum and Googlebutt Jarvis are the the most ignorant cunts on the twit netcast network. The fact they pretend to be journalists is laughable.
Ahmed» Quote comment