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Where’s the proof that Leo Laporte’s wife is not trying to murder him with food?

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Lisa Kentzell appears remarkably relaxed for somebody who is quite possibly thinking of murdering her husband with food.
Lisa Kentzell appears remarkably relaxed for somebody who is quite possibly thinking of murdering her husband with food.

The editorial board at TotalDrama is looking for proof that Lisa Kentzell is not trying to murder her husband, Leo Laporte, with food. Up until this point, we’ve been able to monitor Leo’s health on the TWiT livestream. But now that the pair is allegedly on vacation, we can no longer see that Leo is alive. We have no solid evidence that Lisa Kentzell has not, in fact, succeeded in murdering Leo by feeding him to death.

Please, we are reaching out to the TWiT viewing public and are desperate for any “proof of life” for Leo Laporte. If you have any information that his wife has not killed him, then you must come forward—either by leaving a comment or by contacting local authorities.

Crazy eyes, threatening smile...we fear the worst
Crazy eyes, threatening smile…we fear the worst.

Is this the face of a loving wife?

77 thoughts on “Where’s the proof that Leo Laporte’s wife is not trying to murder him with food?”

      3. Pointing out here that since Friday, Joe’s eating a dick is as wholesome and American as Apple Pie. Thank goodness.

        Proper epithets change as Americans grow and change. Notorious RBG says so!

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      2. That is not even remotely close to slander.

        It would be clear cut slander if the writer of the article said they knew for a fact that Lisa Danielle Rosenthal likes to give her son oral while Leo Laporte photographs it.

        This article isnt borderline or remotely slander in any way shape or form.

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    1. Crazy eyes usually means crazy personality & WILD SEX . Many a man has fallen for that trap. Some of us are smart enough, though, to not marry them or get them pregnant.

      And don’t get me started on that whole, weird, Mother / Son relationship thing.

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  3. When I was little, there were still movie fan magazines, the TMZs of the time. When they didn’t have any news they would run stories with screaming headlines like, “Is Marlon Brando Dead?” You’d have to read the whole story to the last paragraph to read,” No, Marlon isn’t dead but he will be if he doesn’t lose some weight.”

    This post is like those articles in those ridiculous fan mags or supermarket tabloids.

    TD hopes to expose the duplicity of Leo and Lisa and bring them down.To do that, TD needs to increase its audience and not just appeal to the already converted. With DickGate, there seemed to be an opening, an opportunity for TD when mainstream publicity was directing people to its site.

    But with posts like this, Leo and Lisa can take comfort that TD will never appeal to more than an insignificant number of irrational haters while the wider audience is turned off and turned away by such nonsense. L & L will continue to get a free ride despite their selfish redesign of TWiT as a service dedicated to their own personal pleasures.

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    1. Then you need to do some independent reporting on the inside goings on at TWiT to help us out. You can post your investigative piece or the tweets to sponsors, etc. right here in the comments. If it’s good enough, then we’ll put it on the front page of the blog. Thank you for reading…but until you contribute in a meaningful manner, please be cordially invited by the editorial board of TotalDrama to eat a dick.

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      2. I agree with Delft on this HelloWorld, there are alot of us sort of cheering TotalDrama on but these little nit-picky insignificant posts don’t help your cause. I think they’re very detrimental to it.

        I think you still have a opportunity with Dickgate, but what you’re posting and they way you reply to comments only help Leo.

        With all that said, I think when you do cover legitimate issues with the way Leo treats people its very spot on.

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          3. And all Joe will do is try to act as if he’s clever, and he will fail. Whereas, believe me, HelloWorld knows how to eat a dick. Boy, does he know.

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          4. evilpants, it’s true. Doesn’t have to be clever if it’s true. This site is garbage. Eventually this site will be taken down because of the vial garbage that is posted on here.

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      1. TD going down the exact route that you crucify Leo for.

        Quite sad. Started off as a noble effort, but, faltering in the same way that Leo is crucified for by not acting in your best interest and letting ego get in the way.

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        1. TD has been faltering and going down in flames since August 2014.

          Its just a crappy troll site.

          Leo is a tech god who single handedly built google and apple from scratch. HelloWorld is just super jealous.

          The penis was a photoshop! Leo is hung like a bull in heat!

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        2. You don’t think that HelloWorld’s article was one of those jokey tabloid style articles? You think HelloWorld was actually being serious?

          You do, don’t you.

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          1. I don’t know what’s real and what’s not these days with all these crazy commenters, EvilPants. Perhaps we need to send them back to grammar school so they can learn how to read? Help me, EvilPants! I’m drowning here in the sheer dumbness of it all. Oh…and thank you for commenting. 🙂

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  5. We all know Lisa is a bitch and out to get Leo’s money and probably drain him dry. She is an ugly bitch. You’d think with all that money, she’d get a face lift or something to fix that face of hers. His ex wife Jennifer had a better looking face than Lisa. Then again Leo is only worried about one thing, the pussy so I guess Lisa takes care of that more than her aging face.

    Here’s a thought, with Leo and Lisa gone, it would be interesting to see all the incompetence when it comes to fill in hosts for his shows. They might even do better without Leo hosting, ( ie Windows Weekly), but if Gum is doing the fill ins, it should be non stop annoying and news worthy. I know having Padre host TSS was annoying at times. Robert Haron was good as always.

    Side note, I loved the news discussion they had on TSS about free speech. Heron basically shit on Padre’s hate of trolls and censorship mentality. Worth the watch, it’s at the beginning. It was funny at times. I can’t wait for Patrick to own his ass next week.

    Thanks TD

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    1. Ya, Heron did have it spot on, with Padre obviously trying to dig in to the haters (he came just short of saying “drama”, but the ever-scathing sarcasm of Heron reigned supreme when Heron himself said, ‘without all the drama’, excellent)

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    2. I really want yet another 3 hour show on the “troll problem” The “Walking Dead” Jarvis and Jabba the Hut” analyzing the very inner workings of a troll’s brain. Reading from a dictionary has always been interesting. It would help me understand why people from twit chat and twit employees say such nasty things here.

      Why do they all come here just to “Eat a dick”?

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  7. Leo needs sponsors that cater to his tastes – like deep fried snickers bars dipped in Murican melted cheese.

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  8. He’s got nice legs but his feet are all big and fucked up. especially those nasty ass chipped up toes.

    She may want to spend a little bit of that money he’s scamming from advertisers and get a pedicure.

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      1. Someone needs a file and a pedicure on those fucked up size 13 feet.

        No self respecting person purporting itself to be a female should wear open toe shoes with fucked up feet like that. Those toes are chipped up and unevenly trimmed, disgusting.

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  11. I only wished Leo had exposed more than just his dick pic. He should have exposed his wife sexting pic or better yet both of them together. ( there is still a chance, he might share some of his personal honeymoon photos with the world. Lol). Trust, I do not want to see any personal pics of Leo, the reason I say this is because lately Leo has been going on and on, just put everything into google, betrating and belittles anyone who seeks ways to retain personal and private info about themselves, he even called someone an idiot who called to ask about how to safeguard their personal information so they can have a little more contr over what is in the cloud or oine. He was basically bullying the person into uploading all his personal and private info to google and the person wanted a better answer, other than just submitt to google, Leo got mad, ended the call basically calling the guy dumb for not wanting all his info on the internet, or at least not giving strangers keys his front to walk into his life whenever. I couldn’t believe it. Smh. Leo, nice guy number 1 was being such a jerk.

    Leo should have no problem with pics and details of his life and families life being spread and disseminated around the Internet because that has been his latest drum beat, the right to be forgotten doesn’t apply to him because he is a purist and believes the all mighty algorithm will work things out. He needs to learn a lesson, just as easily like the all knowing tech guy can slip up and make a human mistake, and then it’s out there forever, so can google to whom he is bullying and shaming his tech followers into submitting all their data to. Recently all his go to answers is put it in google, let google take care of it, why worry about managing things yourself let google do it for you. Dick pics are so passé, but something with a little more bite that accidentally involved someone else, that would have been a delightful lesson learned 🙂

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    1. let’s face it…he’s an idiot. Trust the government. Trust Google. Trust the bankers. Trust Lisa. Trust the Padre.

      Who can trust him with his childish 10 year old view of the world?

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      1. Yeah. I’ve finding him more and more to be untrustworthy, irrelevant, irresponsible… and I’ve been a fan since before the Internet was a thing.

        Leo Laporte dead from being too bloated? Lol. I hope it doesn’t come to that.

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  12. Some women (and men) should learn when to stop dressing like a teenager. Lisa is one of them. Yeah, you have a right to look anyway you want to but we don’t have to like it or go along with your self delusional fantasies.

    She’s about as hot as a can of open sardines left on the counter a few days.

    Nobody needs to see that.

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    1. Exactly… Not a huge Swifty fan, but she can pull the short dress thing off…Lisa, that cruise ship sailed long ago. And that can of five day old can of sardines… I bet Lisa’s pussy cat would eat them before smelling out ……..

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  13. This post title actually has merit: Return to a time when L&L sat down before the camera and discussed the state of TWiT , when Lisa liked every show idea Leo tossed out…. Go back to inside TWiT Sep 15, 2011, Lisa is passing peanut MM’s over to Leo one at a time, and Leo being AADD and not responsible for his actions is gobbling up them up uncontrollably . At this point in time, Lisa was ‘still’ just Leo’s ‘business’ partner… Not really, she had by now, Leo right where she wanted him: between her skanky legs. She’s throwing these peanut MM’s out… Testing to see if Leo is going to have allergic reaction leading to the hopeful outcome of anaphylactic shock but no, Leo hung(well not really hung as we were to later see)in there like a true broadcaster he is(was). Plan two is more of a long term project(treatment), and that involves turning Leo into a Type 2 diabetic. Only time will reveal if Lisa is successful and snatches Leo’s money not only from him, but his offspring too. Let’s not forget, the lovebirds are on their hunnymoon and when a ore barge is pushed upstream past the cruise ship, just enough side to side rocking is induced so that Leo can just lay there and just maybe… Nine months down the road, another Laporte is popped out…

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    1. John: I think you may have just uncovered the smoking gun that will allow the State of California to lead Lisa to the electric chair in due time. Video proof of Lisa literally engaged in the act of attempted food-murder is quite compelling evidence that even a #twitlive chatroom jury of his peers could not ignore–well maybe ScooterX would ignore it. Dear Scootie would probably dispute that Leo is even in trouble even as his casket is lowered into the cold, hard ground.

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  14. Can anyone tell me, what happened to Pixelcorps?

    I was always puzzled by what Pixelcorps actually does. The website used to talk of it being a modern day ‘craftsman’s guild’, where digital media creators could join together, get training etc. http://www.pixelcorps.com/overview-2/ (the ‘membership’ registration form has been closed ever since the website launched – I don’t think they’ve ever opened up for registrations).

    But Alex was forever talking about how Pixelcorps had bought like 50 Mac Minis, had millions of iMacs and so on. That sounds like a completely different business.

    So, can anyone explain what the organisation does? Alex seems to always be abroad organising training in African schools – which sounds very noble and he clearly loves what he does, but I just can’t understand how to reconcile “running schools in Africa” (what he says when he’s on MacBreak Weekly) with “a craftsman’s guild for a digital age” (what his website says his organisation is for).

    So, what’s up with Pixelcorps? Does it actually operate in the Twit building? Is it more than just Alex? And does Alex still do stuff with Leo? (I stopped listening to MacBreak Weekly now, cos I want a show that explores stuff about Apple, not a show that is basically Leo Laporte Trolling About A Company That Won’t Invite Him To Events Despite Inviting Every Other Media Organisation).

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    1. I’m not sure of all the details of the Pickle Corpse, but it’s quite clear that Alex Lindsay is perpetrating some massive scam against the restless natives in Africa. He flies over there Business Class and then proceeds to bilk the clueless rubes out of their hard-earned Africash.

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      1. Alex, at one time promised to bring back the corps, but that never happened. Check the twitter feed for pixelcorps, it was very active to a point about three years ago, and now, nothing. Alex must have another income stream going, Africa or otherwise. Pixelcorps was mentioned at one time on MBW when Alex was on, not now.

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      2. HW, How do you know that? You don’t know that.

        You just say anything you feel like saying and then claim it’s just parody. But what are you parodying? It’s not a TWiT parody. The only thing you come close to parodying is your own reckless disregard for truth and pathetic puerile attempts at humor.

        And then to avoid having to face the fact that many find you a very poor blogger, you claim all your detractors are TWiT employees. This, of course, is the standard self-delusion of those unable to face inconvenient truths about themselves.

        I despise what has become of Leo. I hated Lisa from Day One. I wouldn’t listen to a show with Padre if you paid me.

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        1. Also, the pics she’s put on her website are actually pretty poor quality: bad composition, weird lighting, odd filters.

          Sometimes you can go to a place and just enjoy *being there* instead of taking a billion photos.

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  16. How do you murder someone with food? I am kinda loosing faith here. Yes the dick pic was real, the brick house okay there lease is expired and they had to shift stuff around. Okay now Lisa is trying to kill Leo with food? Someone really gots there balls in there mouth on that one. TD is now starting to go a little overboard with there information. I lost reaps the for Leo when he showed is cock but I am starting to feel this information about Lisa killing Leo with food is a little to much drama

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    1. You murder someone with food by feeding them to death. All you have to do is look at Leo and see that he’s about to have a heart attack what with all the beef stuck in his throat. The only thing that could save Leo at this point is if he would switch from eating soup to sitting down and to just eat a dick.

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  17. I’m not saying that Leo and Lisa are doing a great job running TWiT, but honestly she’s not a bad person. I met her last month when I visited the brickhouse, honestly I was expecting a grade A bitch but she was just a regular person.

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      2. yeah they may have been nice to you because you were a visitor. they may or may not have been genuinely nice. its called being fake or two faced. if it was a employee or some one they knew personally they may act differently than someone visiting the brickhouse.

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  19. Pretty soon Leo will wake up and say “What have I done”?

    My friends are gone, the people that helped me build twit are gone, And my money is gone. All I have is Lisa, a toothless dog and some freaking cats.

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