Tag Archives: we hope

Where’s the proof that Leo Laporte’s wife is not trying to murder him with food?

Lisa Kentzell appears remarkably relaxed for somebody who is quite possibly thinking of murdering her husband with food.
Lisa Kentzell appears remarkably relaxed for somebody who is quite possibly thinking of murdering her husband with food.

The editorial board at TotalDrama is looking for proof that Lisa Kentzell is not trying to murder her husband, Leo Laporte, with food. Up until this point, we’ve been able to monitor Leo’s health on the TWiT livestream. But now that the pair is allegedly on vacation, we can no longer see that Leo is alive. We have no solid evidence that Lisa Kentzell has not, in fact, succeeded in murdering Leo by feeding him to death.

Please, we are reaching out to the TWiT viewing public and are desperate for any “proof of life” for Leo Laporte. If you have any information that his wife has not killed him, then you must come forward—either by leaving a comment or by contacting local authorities.

Crazy eyes, threatening smile...we fear the worst
Crazy eyes, threatening smile…we fear the worst.

Is this the face of a loving wife?