The world is ending and we have visual proof just in to the newsroom here at TotalDrama.
The first pictures of the Leo ‘n’ Lisa elopement—also known as the Crime of the Century—are becoming available.
Three points to make about the photo:
- What the FUCK is up with that hideous black wedding dress?
- Leo’s shoes are black flames? What is he, 17 years old?
- Was this taken by one of the hotel staff?
“Congratulations” to the happy couple. And thanks for summoning Beelzebub from the pits of hell to make this day possible.
Yes to all. They had a rush wedding, rumours are that Lisa is expecting
A new Laporte heir coming
skieast» Quote comment
That clever succubus! Sure a pre-nup can head of alimony but a breathing bag of DNA is an ATM with lungs.
Scott» Quote comment
She’s almost 47 years old so I really doubt Leo knocked her up.
Kat» Quote comment
Lisa is so gross.
Leo is just trying to peck the beast but she is hell bent on ramming her serpent tongue down his throat to rob any soul that is still left in the blob of soup.
Jeremy» Quote comment
I’m on the phone with Harold Camping as we speak. He would like to know who is Leo Laporte.
krystina» Quote comment
Nooooooooooooooooooo Not another Laporte
John» Quote comment
Why did he diss Amber? That was Amber and he said he didn’t know who that was. Amber must hate him too.
Chris» Quote comment
I just threw up in my mouth.
Holden» Quote comment
Leo is a world class jerk, if he had been following Amber or John P or Cali he would have known they were in Barcelona and would have seen Amber’s new du.
John» Quote comment
Lisa = Black Widow/Gold Digger = Reason for black wedding dress
specie8470» Quote comment
He looks like curly from the three stooges now. That gut is massive.
I guess Leo is the one with the baby, shotgun wedding it.
Very sad, but Leo is blatantly in such depression that he is letting everything around him fall apart. That lady is just taking advantage of it.
Magic» Quote comment
Fucking disgusting white trash whore.
Diego» Quote comment
Look at those … chins!
TOT (Tired of Twit)» Quote comment
She is dislocating her lower jaw to consume him like a boa.
wade» Quote comment