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The world is ending, and here’s proof

All little girls dream of getting married one day in a black wedding dress.
All little girls dream of getting married one day in a black wedding dress.

The world is ending and we have visual proof just in to the newsroom here at TotalDrama.

The first pictures of the Leo ‘n’ Lisa elopement—also known as the Crime of the Century—are becoming available.

Three points to make about the photo:

  1. What the FUCK is up with that hideous black wedding dress?
  2. Leo’s shoes are black flames? What is he, 17 years old?
  3. Was this taken by one of the hotel staff?

“Congratulations” to the happy couple. And thanks for summoning Beelzebub from the pits of hell to make this day possible.